Vampires Suck Movie

[Behindshadows]

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Saw the movie a while back during the leak...and honestly it wasn't that bad, and definitely wasn't all that great.

It had it's moments where it was funny, and others where it was just down right stupid and kind made you want to skip to the end.

Overall it was in some way, a waste of production time. The girl that played Bell had one great moment in the movie where she was hot beyond words, outside of that scene....movie was okay. It copied homes and vehicles of the Twilight films and mimic almost every scene, only to screw them up with humor.

Good, not great, not too bad, but definitely not terrible.

About a 2.8 out of 5

[DakkoN]

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Wonder what would be worse between this, or the Ace Ventura Jr. movie...

[dickey1331]

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Im seeing this day 1. No doubt.

[daflyboys]

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We don't need more Twilight..... we need more Twilight Zone!

[DaImmaculateONe]

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supposedly its looks like they're working on a scary movie 5 as well. i wonder if some of the old cast members are gunna be in that or they all sick of the genre

[MrNFL_FanIQ]

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A friend of mine on Facebook said this:

The new movie "Vampires Suck" makes me want to gouge out my eyes, put super glue in my ears, and jam an ice pick into my right temple

Isn't that the same effect as the thing it's parodying in the first place?

[dickey1331]

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Am I the only one looking forward to this movie?

[Burns11]

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I only like parody movies when they express the feeling of the majority of people in America who are not 9 - 13.5 year old girls. I hate this vampire trend and this "Vampires Suck" looks great (I hope that twilight gets the hint). There is another ridiculous movie coming out, but it is its own wild adventure and is like nothing I have seen before. Its called "Underground Comedy 2010" and it has the Sham Wow Guy and Lindsay Lohan. It is so super offensive and I am excited to see something that looks like it stands alone in its own category of sick and twisted humor. I like. . .how much?!

Heres the trailer:
<table style="border-collapse: collapse; width: 191pt;" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="254"><col style="width: 191pt;" width="254"><tbody><tr style="height: 12.6pt;" height="17"> <td class="xl232" style="height: 12.6pt; width: 191pt;" height="17" width="254">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=770hvRX2Rpw</td> </tr></tbody></table>


Hows that taste you venemous snakes??

That's the same ****ty movie he released 10 years ago with a few new scenes. The movie makes these parody movies look good by comparison. I can't even say it was so bad it was good, it was just horrendous. There's a reason he went from trying to hock his crappy movie on TV to hocking flea market schlock like the Shamwow.

[SouthernBrick]

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This should have stopped at scary movie 2 but, I did like the "My contract requires me to take off my shirt every 10 minutes" joke. Dude hardly ever wears a shirt in the real twilight flicks, ugh the things I do to try to get into a chicks pants.

[jmood88]

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I only like parody movies when they express the feeling of the majority of people in America who are not 9 - 13.5 year old girls. I hate this vampire trend and this "Vampires Suck" looks great (I hope that twilight gets the hint). There is another ridiculous movie coming out, but it is its own wild adventure and is like nothing I have seen before. Its called "Underground Comedy 2010" and it has the Sham Wow Guy and Lindsay Lohan. It is so super offensive and I am excited to see something that looks like it stands alone in its own category of sick and twisted humor. I like. . .how much?!

Heres the trailer:
<table style="border-collapse: collapse; width: 191pt;" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="254"><col style="width: 191pt;" width="254"><tr style="height: 12.6pt;" height="17"> <td class="xl232" style="height: 12.6pt; width: 191pt;" height="17" width="254">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=770hvRX2Rpw</td> </tr></table>


Hows that taste you venemous snakes??

Looks like the spammers are trying a new method.

[The Barnacle]

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That's the same ****ty movie he released 10 years ago with a few new scenes. The movie makes these parody movies look good by comparison. I can't even say it was so bad it was good, it was just horrendous. There's a reason he went from trying to hock his crappy movie on TV to hocking flea market schlock like the Shamwow.

Wow I just read up on this, only 5 other scenes were included from the old version.

[55]

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Why do people keep saying that the Scary Movie series were the only good parody movies? Don't you guys remember Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood? That one was awesome!

I guess the Wayans brothers should be the only ones allowed to make parodies then.

[Cebby]

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Why do people keep saying that the Scary Movie series were the only good parody movies? Don't you guys remember Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood? That one was awesome!

I guess the Wayans brothers should be the only ones allowed to make parodies then.

That didn't start the trend that Scary Movie did.

Obviously there were parodies before, but Scary Movie was definitely the start of the modern genre.

[TracerBullet]

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This should have stopped at scary movie 2 <s> but, I did like the "My contract requires me to take off my shirt every 10 minutes" joke. Dude hardly ever wears a shirt in the real twilight flicks, ugh the things I do to try to get into a chicks pants.</s>

This sums up my personal feelings as well.

[Bellsprout]

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I wish this movie looked good, but it doesn't. Which sucks (no pun intended) because the vampire genre is begging to be parodied at this point.

I do like how everyone's all washed out. That made me laugh.