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"Dorothy Mantooth is a saint! You understand me? Dorothy Mantooth is a SAINT!"
"Dorothy Mantooth is a saint! You understand me? Dorothy Mantooth is a SAINT!"
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See, for my 21st birthday, my straight friends took me to a strip club. They thought it would be funny to bring out a midget stripper...y'all it was so cute. She was trying to climb up the pole and she kept falling and she was just too cute. So I went up to her and was like "OH HOLD ME CLOSE YOU TINY DANCER" and that's how Elton John got his inspiration for his hit song, Bennie and The Jets.And may thy spirit live in us, Forever LSU
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You don't **** with the Jesus.
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He's a pederass, Dude.
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No Donny, these men are Nihlists. There's nothing to be afraid of.And may thy spirit live in us, Forever LSU
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"What do you think happened? I woke up, took the belt off my neck and I got the hell out of there!"Member: OS Uni Snob Association | Twitter: @MyNameIsJesseG | #WT4M | #WatchTheWorldBurn
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Is there no sun in this cursed country?!
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"OWWW! He poked me in da eye"
"Captain Insano shows no mercy."Last edited by nyj721; 08-21-2011, 11:12 AM.Originally posted by slickdtc
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Drifter: What's wrong with having it good for a change? Now they're gonna let us have it good if we just help 'em. They're gonna leave us alone, let us make some money. You can have a little taste of that good life too. Now, I know you want it. Hell, everybody does.
Frank: You'd do it to your own kind.
Drifter: What's the threat? We all sell out every day, might as well be on the winning team.Ohio State - Reds - Bengals - Blackhawks - BullsComment
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I got ninety friends on Facebook, twelve of them are pending, but I got ninety friends.And may thy spirit live in us, Forever LSU
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"I don't know what your generation's fascination is with documenting your every thought... but I can assure you, they're not all diamonds. "Roman is having an OK day, and bought a Coke Zero at the gas station. Raise the roof." Who gives a rat's ***?"
"He got a Coke Zero again?!? Ugh, that Roman. Incorrigible!"
"You know, because I'm adopted."
"WHAT?!? WHO TOLD YOU?!? Guys, we swore we were going to do this as a family!"
"Where are you from originally?"
You likely have to have seen Easy A to get the proper context for those last two quotes. Context I could easily give, but... you know... just watch the movie.Member: OS Uni Snob Association | Twitter: @MyNameIsJesseG | #WT4M | #WatchTheWorldBurn
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"It's never too early to learn that the Government is a greedy piglet that suckles on a tax payers teet until they have sore chapped nipples."
"I'm only going to ask you this once, what is going on with my birthday?"
"Oh my God Ron it's your birthday. Happy birthdaayy."
"Shut your damn mouth"Originally posted by slickdtc
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First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?And may thy spirit live in us, Forever LSU
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