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[youvalss]

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Highlight quote, right click, "Search Google for..."

Thanks for the tip, but I don't think it would help with quotes like #641.

[ImTellinTim]

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Thanks for the tip, but I don't think it would help with quotes like #641.

That one's from Half Baked.

Once again the eyes of the nation have turned here to this...tiny village in Western Pennsylvania blah-blah-blah-blah-blah...there is no WAY this winter is EVER going to end. As long as this groundhog keeps seeing his shadow, I don't see any other way out. He's gotta be stopped. And I have to stop him.

[Burns11]

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Thanks for the tip, but I don't think it would help with quotes like #641.

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[Buckeyes_Doc]

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You can lie, you can cheat, you can start a war, you can bankrupt the country, but you can't **** the interns. They get you for that.

[Watson]

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Will you listen to me? Bitches are all just panty droppers. You understand? That's it.

What?

Listen. You give 'em a Percocet, two Vicodin and a couple of beers, and the panties drop. It's very nice. It's nice.

Tweeder, you think you'll enjoy prison?

I don't know. [looks into his jockstrap] The **** is that?

[C the Lyte]

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"Special Officer Doofy reporting."

"Hey Doofy, smell my finger."

"What's that?"

"That's when you know you've become a MAN Doofy!"

"Hey Terry, smell my finger."

"Oh God what the hell is that?"

"My ***."

[BDKiiing]

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"Slow is smooth, smooth is fast."

[trobinson97]

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Sir, I do not have time to listen to your mix-tape.

[ubernoob]

"Slow is smooth, smooth is fast."

If I could dislike this a million times I would. I've heard that stupid ****ing saying too many *** **** times in the last 4 years. ****.

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[Buckeyes_Doc]

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If I could dislike this a million times I would. I've heard that stupid ****ing saying too many *** **** times in the last 4 years. ****.

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Lol, people in the military love to say that.

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"I know what ya'll thinking. Angry black Captain. It ain't nothing but a stupid stereotype. Well let me tell you something, I'm black, and I worked my *** off to become Captain, and sometimes I get angry. So suck a ****!"

[Watson]

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Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold T-shaped pendants?

That's a cross.

Across from where?

[Father Time]

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I'll turn this damn bus around... that'll end your precious little field trip pretty damn quick, huh!

[BunnyHardaway]

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"Hey Mr. Bing...that hotel you stayed at called. Said someone left an eyelash curler in your room"
"....Yes, that was mine."
"I figured you hooked up with some girl and she left it there."
"Yes, that would've made more sense."
"You know, I don't even feel like I know you anymore man. Alright look, I'm just gonna ask you this one time, and whatever you say I'll believe you...were you, or were you not...on a gay cruise?"

[Buckeyes_Doc]

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I think if your clients want to sit on my shoulders and call themselves tall, they have the right to give it a try - but there's no requirement that I enjoy sitting here listening to people lie. You have part of my attention - you have the minimum amount. The rest of my attention is back at the offices of Facebook, where my colleagues and I are doing things that no one in this room, including and especially your clients, are intellectually or creatively capable of doing.

[Blzer]

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I think if your clients want to sit on my shoulders and call themselves tall, they have the right to give it a try - but there's no requirement that I enjoy sitting here listening to people lie. You have part of my attention - you have the minimum amount. The rest of my attention is back at the offices of Facebook, where my colleagues and I are doing things that no one in this room, including and especially your clients, are intellectually or creatively capable of doing.

I have 12:45, what do you say we call that lunch?



... or something to that effect haha.