But...our shenanigans are cheeky and fun. Yea, and his shenanigans are...cruel, and tragic...which makes them not shenanigans at all really...evil shenanigans!
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"Ladies and gentleman, this is your stewardess speaking. We regret any inconvenience the sudden cabin movement might have caused. This is due to periodic air pockets we encountered. There's no reason to be alarmed and we hope you enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane."Ohio State - Reds - Bengals - Blackhawks - BullsComment
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"You can't have a conscience in the pimp game."Member: OS Uni Snob Association | Twitter: @MyNameIsJesseG | #WT4M | #WatchTheWorldBurn
Originally posted by l3ulvlA lot of you guys seem pretty cool, but you have wieners.Comment
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what do tigers dream of when they take their little tiger snooze
do they dream of mauling zebras or halle berry in her catwoman suit
dont you worry your pretty striped head were gonna get you back to tyson and your cozy tiger bed
and then were gonna find our best friend doug and then were gonna give him a best friend hug
doug doug oh doug dougie dougie doug doug
but if hes been murdered by crystal meth tweakers
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"No, I don't like you. I think you're a fake cop. The sound of your piss hitting the urinal, it sounds feminine. If you were in the wild, I would attack you, even if you weren't in my food chain. I would go out of my way to attack you. If I were a lion and you were a tuna, I would swim out in the middle of the ocean and freaking eat you and then I'd bang your tuna girlfriend."
"OK, first off: a lion, swimming in the ocean. Lions don't like water. If you placed it near a river or some sort of fresh water source, that make sense. But you find yourself in the ocean, 20 foot wave, I'm assuming off the coast of South Africa, coming up against a full grown 800 pound tuna with his 20 or 30 friends, you lose that battle, you lose that battle 9 times out of 10. And guess what, you've wandered into our school of tuna and we now have a taste of lion. We've talked to ourselves. We've communicated and said 'You know what, lion tastes good, let's go get some more lion'. We've developed a system to establish a beach-head and aggressively hunt you and your family and we will corner your pride, your children, your offspring."
"How you gonna do that?"
"We will construct a series of breathing apparatus with kelp. We will be able to trap certain amounts of oxygen. It's not gonna be days at a time. An hour? Hour forty-five? No problem. That will give us enough time to figure out where you live, go back to the sea, get some more oxygen, and stalk you. You just lost at your own game. You're outgunned and out-manned......... Did that go the way you thought it was gonna go? Nope."Member: OS Uni Snob Association | Twitter: @MyNameIsJesseG | #WT4M | #WatchTheWorldBurn
Originally posted by l3ulvlA lot of you guys seem pretty cool, but you have wieners.Comment
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That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older...they stay the same age.Comment
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What are y'all doin' in here?
We're smoking reefer and you don't want no part of this ****.
Come on, Dewey! Join the party!
No, Dewey, you don't want this. Get outta here!
You know what, I don't want no hangover. I can't get no hangover.
It doesn't give you a hangover!
Wha-I get addicted to it or something?
It's not habit-forming!
Oh, okay... well, I don't know... I don't want to overdose on it.
You can't OD on it!
It's not gonna make me wanna have sex, is it?
It makes sex even better!
Sounds kind of expensive.
It's the cheapest drug there is.
Hmm.
You don't want it!
I think I kinda want it.
Okay, but just this once. Come on in.PS: You guys are great.
SteamID - Depotboy
...2009, 2011, 2012, 2015, 2017, 2020....
What a run
Roll Tide
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Euphoria, shut the **** up! I know that was you I ain't even gotta look!
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"No, I don't like you. I think you're a fake cop. The sound of your piss hitting the urinal, it sounds feminine. If you were in the wild, I would attack you, even if you weren't in my food chain. I would go out of my way to attack you. If I were a lion and you were a tuna, I would swim out in the middle of the ocean and freaking eat you and then I'd bang your tuna girlfriend."
"OK, first off: a lion, swimming in the ocean. Lions don't like water. If you placed it near a river or some sort of fresh water source, that make sense. But you find yourself in the ocean, 20 foot wave, I'm assuming off the coast of South Africa, coming up against a full grown 800 pound tuna with his 20 or 30 friends, you lose that battle, you lose that battle 9 times out of 10. And guess what, you've wandered into our school of tuna and we now have a taste of lion. We've talked to ourselves. We've communicated and said 'You know what, lion tastes good, let's go get some more lion'. We've developed a system to establish a beach-head and aggressively hunt you and your family and we will corner your pride, your children, your offspring."
"How you gonna do that?"
"We will construct a series of breathing apparatus with kelp. We will be able to trap certain amounts of oxygen. It's not gonna be days at a time. An hour? Hour forty-five? No problem. That will give us enough time to figure out where you live, go back to the sea, get some more oxygen, and stalk you. You just lost at your own game. You're outgunned and out-manned......... Did that go the way you thought it was gonna go? Nope."Saints, LSU, Seminoles, Pelicans, Marlins, LightningComment
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What are y'all doin' in here?
We're smoking reefer and you don't want no part of this ****.
Come on, Dewey! Join the party!
No, Dewey, you don't want this. Get outta here!
You know what, I don't want no hangover. I can't get no hangover.
It doesn't give you a hangover!
Wha-I get addicted to it or something?
It's not habit-forming!
Oh, okay... well, I don't know... I don't want to overdose on it.
You can't OD on it!
It's not gonna make me wanna have sex, is it?
It makes sex even better!
Sounds kind of expensive.
It's the cheapest drug there is.
Hmm.
You don't want it!
I think I kinda want it.
Okay, but just this once. Come on in.And may thy spirit live in us, Forever LSU
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The person that finds her gets to name her right?
Yes, Yes that's right
Well, I'd like to name her Dottie, after my wife. She's a vicious, life-sucking bitch from which there's no escapeSaints, LSU, Seminoles, Pelicans, Marlins, LightningComment
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"Fat Bitches need love too, Craig"
"What about you!?" String Bean Rick James lookin' fool!"
"Gator don't play no ****! You feel me!?!? Gator never been about that...Gator never, EVER been bout' playin' no ****"
"Gator's bitches better be using Jimmies!!!"#RespectTheCultureComment
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