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  • BunnyHardaway
    Banned
    • Nov 2004
    • 15195

    #871
    Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

    "I want you to go out on the track and hit the pace car"
    "...hit the pace car?"
    "HIT THE PACE CAR"
    "What for?"
    "Because you hit every other *** **** thing out there, I want you to be perfect"

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    • Blzer
      Resident film pundit
      • Mar 2004
      • 42515

      #872
      Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

      "Harry! It's an inanimate ****ing object!"

      "You're an inanimate ****ing object!"
      Samsung PN60F8500 PDP / Anthem MRX 720 / Klipsch RC-62 II / Klipsch RF-82 II (x2) / Insignia NS-B2111 (x2) / SVS PC13-Ultra / SVS SB-2000 / Sony MDR-7506 Professional / Audio-Technica ATH-R70x / Sony PS3 & PS4 / DirecTV HR44-500 / DarbeeVision DVP-5000 / Panamax M5400-PM / Elgato HD60

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      • nemesis04
        RIP Ty My Buddy
        • Feb 2004
        • 13530

        #873
        Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

        Get a dictionary. Find out what this "closure" thing is. If that's what he's going to hit us with, I want to be ready.
        “The saddest part of life is when someone who gave you your best memories becomes a memory”

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        • nemesis04
          RIP Ty My Buddy
          • Feb 2004
          • 13530

          #874
          Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

          You think those whales piss in that water?

          No, I think they use the men's room next to the Burger King.
          “The saddest part of life is when someone who gave you your best memories becomes a memory”

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          • Watson
            Burrow Club
            • Jul 2008
            • 27013

            #875
            Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

            Ahem. Presenting the Cheese-A-Phone. Now we can communicate with various cheeses, regardless of their foreign tongue. Go ahead, Ren, say something in Limburger.
            And may thy spirit live in us, Forever LSU

            @AdamdotH

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            • dingleberryfinn
              Banned
              • May 2010
              • 1736

              #876
              Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

              Dr. Schultz- "How do you like the bounty-hunting business?"

              Django- "Kill white people & get paid for it? What's not to like?"

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              • Fresh Tendrils
                Strike Hard and Fade Away
                • Jul 2002
                • 36131

                #877
                Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                I believe if there's any kind of God its wouldn't be in any of us. Not you or me, but in this little space between. If there's any kind of magic in this world it must be in the attempt of understanding someone sharing something. I know, its almost impossible to succeed, but who cares really? The answer is in the attempt.



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                • C the Lyte
                  Left side, strong side
                  • May 2009
                  • 2253

                  #878
                  Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                  Aye, fight and you may die, run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willing to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM!
                  EXPERIENCE MAYHEM FOOTBALL

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                  • Watson
                    Burrow Club
                    • Jul 2008
                    • 27013

                    #879
                    Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                    Morbo wishes these stalwart nomads peace among the Dutch tulips.

                    At least all those windmills will keep them cool.

                    WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOODNIGHT!
                    ----------
                    Morbo will now introduce tonight's candidates: Puny Human #1, Puny Human #2, and Morbo's good friend, Richard Nixon.

                    Hello Morbo, how's the family?

                    Belligerent and numerous.
                    Last edited by Watson; 01-03-2013, 11:43 PM.
                    And may thy spirit live in us, Forever LSU

                    @AdamdotH

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                    • oneamongthefence
                      Nothing to see here folks
                      • Apr 2009
                      • 5683

                      #880
                      Toki Wartooth:*[gasps] What's this place called?
                      Skwisgaar Skwigelf:*This is, I believes called, Food Libraries. Food Libraries.
                      Toki Wartooth:*Food Library.
                      Pickles The Drummer:*[yells] It's called a Grocery Store, you douchebags![regular volume]
                      Pickles The Drummer:*I'm sorry about 'douchebags'. I got low blood sugar.Nathan Explosion:*Alright, here's the deal. We have to do our own shopping so we can make our own dinner like all the regular jack-offs do. Now you're all in charge of putting together one dish.
                      [yells]Nathan Explosion:*And don't just buy booze! That ain't food.William Murderface:*What do you mean, 'booze ain't food'? I'd rather chop off my ding-dong than admit that!
                      Toki Wartooth:*You'd rather chop off your ding-dong than not drink?
                      William Murderface:*[yells] Yeah!
                      Toki Wartooth:*Wowee!

                      From my fingers to your eyes...
                      Because I live in van down by the river...

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                      • gopher_guy
                        The Kaptain
                        • Jul 2011
                        • 7389

                        #881
                        Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                        *Fry falls through the ice*

                        "Help! I'm drowning!"
                        "Don't worry son, you'll freeze before you drown."
                        University of Minnesota Golden Gopher Hockey
                        Minnesota's Pride on Ice: 1974, 1976, 1979, 2002 & 2003 NCAA National Champions

                        "The name on the front of the jersey is a hell of a lot more important than the one on the back."
                        -Herb Brooks

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                        • Chrisksaint
                          $$$
                          • Apr 2010
                          • 19127

                          #882
                          Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                          "Oh, get a job? Just get a job? Why don’t I strap on my job helmet and squeeze down into a job cannon and fire off into job land, where jobs grow on little jobbies?!”
                          Saints, LSU, Seminoles, Pelicans, Marlins, Lightning

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                          • Bellsprout
                            Hard Times.
                            • Oct 2009
                            • 25652

                            #883
                            I just came in here and it smelled like Shakespeare, if Shakespeare was a damn cowboy.
                            Member: OS Uni Snob Association | Twitter: @MyNameIsJesseG | #WT4M | #WatchTheWorldBurn
                            Originally posted by l3ulvl
                            A lot of you guys seem pretty cool, but you have wieners.

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                            • Blzer
                              Resident film pundit
                              • Mar 2004
                              • 42515

                              #884
                              Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                              "When my grandfather died, there was one candle next to his bed. And the candle started flickering. We all thought it was him going to Heaven, you know?"

                              "You don't pass through fire to get to Heaven. I think he went to Hell."
                              Samsung PN60F8500 PDP / Anthem MRX 720 / Klipsch RC-62 II / Klipsch RF-82 II (x2) / Insignia NS-B2111 (x2) / SVS PC13-Ultra / SVS SB-2000 / Sony MDR-7506 Professional / Audio-Technica ATH-R70x / Sony PS3 & PS4 / DirecTV HR44-500 / DarbeeVision DVP-5000 / Panamax M5400-PM / Elgato HD60

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                              • Tovarich
                                Hall Of Fame
                                • Jul 2008
                                • 10875

                                #885
                                Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                                Originally posted by WatsonTiger
                                Morbo will now introduce tonight's candidates: Puny Human #1, Puny Human #2, and Morbo's good friend, Richard Nixon.

                                Hello Morbo, how's the family?

                                Belligerent and numerous.
                                Look, I know there are no car chases, but this is important. One of these men will become president of the world.

                                What do we care? We live in the United States.

                                The United States is part of the world.

                                Wow, I have been gone a long time.

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