Random TV/Movie Quotes...

[Bellsprout]

I'VE BEEN DRINKIN' GREEN TEA ALL ******* DAY!

[Watson]

Tai Chi teaches that if you focus your body and mind you'll be able to perform at the peak of your abilities.

Yes, sensei.

You don't have to call me sensei, Rod.

Got it. Sensei, I have a question: Is there a Tai Chi move that would make a grown man crap his pants and not know why?

I'm not gonna lie to you, Rod. That move does exist. But you're not ready for it yet.

[Bellsprout]

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"You look pretty!"
"What?"
"I said you look ****ty!"

[Cutter15]

It's nice to see him smiling again.

He won't be smiling...WHEN I MURDER HIM!

[gopher_guy]

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"Poor Bender... Without his brain he's all quiet and helpful"

[youvalss]

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JERRY: Newman! She went out with Newman!

ELAINE: It must be a mistake.

JERRY: No. It isn't and the most distressing part of it is, not that she went out with him but that HE stopped seeing her. Do you understand? He, Newman; Newman stopped seeing her. Newman never stopped seeing anybody. Newman will see whoever is willing to see him. Not so much why she did see him as disturbing as that is. But why, did HE, Newman, stop seeing her?

ELAINE: Perhaps there's more to him than meets the eye.

JERRY: No, there's less.

ELAINE: It's possible.

JERRY: No it isn't. I've looked into his eyes. He's pure evil.

ELAINE: He's an enigma, a mystery wrapped in a riddle.

JERRY: Yeah, he's a mystery wrapped in a Twinkie.

[Fresh Tendrils]

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Love it when Jerry cracks at the end of that scene right before he says Twinkie.

[Watson]

When you're dealing with a store like this, they're insured up the ***. They're not supposed to give you any resistance whatsoever. If you get a customer, or an employee, who thinks he's Charles Bronson, take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in. Everybody jumps. He falls down screaming, blood squirts out of his nose, nobody says ****ing **** after that. You might get some bitch talk **** to you, but give her a look like you're gonna smash her in the face next, watch her shut the **** up. Now if it's a manager, that's a different story. Managers know better than to **** around, so if you get one that's giving you static, he probably thinks he's a real cowboy, so you gotta break that son of a bitch in two. If you wanna know something and he won't tell you, cut off one of his fingers. The little one. Then tell him his thumb's next. After that he'll tell you if he wears ladies underwear. I'm hungry. Let's get a taco.

[Blzer]

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"If your parents think you're dumb, then they must not know what dumb really is."

"But don't they watch television?"

"That's what I'm saying! If they got to meet a real dummy, they'd realize what a genius you really are!"

"But don't genius live in a lamp?"

[gopher_guy]

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Homer: "Well EXCUSE ME for having enormous flaws that I don't work on!!!!"

[BunnyHardaway]

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"Everyone is leaving here with someone else but us"
"That's not true, I came here with Monica and I'm leaving with Weird Al"

[Bmore Irish]

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S you in your A’s, don’t wear a C, and J all over your B’s

[Watson]

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You can't put a playground next to a bar, that's entrapment

[youvalss]

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- What kind of a person are you?

- I think I'm pretty much like you, only successful.

[Blzer]

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- What kind of a person are you?

- I think I'm pretty much like you, only successful.

Reminds me of...

"Who the **** are you?"

"I'm the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy."