Random TV/Movie Quotes...

[Watson]

I didn't sign up for this!

-every movie with a military ever.

[Mo]

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Are you coming to the toga party?

[ubernoob]

I didn't sign up for this!

-every movie with a military ever.

Also said many times by anyone who ever was in the military.

There is no more realistic line in any movie than that one.

[Lieutenant Dan]

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"You're a daisy if you do."

[Mabster]

"You die first, get it? Your friends might get me in a rush, but not before I make your head into a canoe, you understand me?"

[youvalss]

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Jerry: He looks like you and he's working from the inside?

George: I look like me and I'm working from the outside. Who do you think is in the better position?

[BunnyHardaway]

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"My dad says you ruined baseball"

"You know what, I can already tell that I don't like you...and I'm probably not gonna like you no matter how many pull ups or push ups you do. Anybody that wants to pick on anybody in class, aim for him, because I ain't watching."

[JerzeyReign]

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Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's...it's not that hard. Na-ghee-na-na-jar. Nagheenanajar.
Michael Bolton: Yeah, well, at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
Samir: You know, there's nothing wrong with that name.
Michael Bolton: There was nothing wrong with it, until I was about twelve years old and that no-talent *** clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Samir: Hmm...well, why don't you just uh...go by Mike instead of Michael?
Michael Bolton: No way! Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.



Franklin: Look at his face.
Evan: Look at my face.
Franklin: Look at this face and listen to me.
Evan: Look at him and listen to me.
Franklin: Look at me.
Evan: Look at me.
Franklin: Look at him and understand me. Look at both of us, but understand no one. Listen to my words, and hear his face.

[youvalss]

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Growing up happens in a heartbeat. One day you’re in diapers, the next day you’re gone. But the memories of childhood stay with you for the long haul. I remember a place, a town, a house like other houses, a yard like a lot of other yards, on a street like a lot of other streets. And the thing is, after all these years , I still look back, with wonder.

Spoiler

[Bellsprout]

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"Pam? Get us back into it."
"Okay."
"Five movies. Go ahead."
"Um, Fargo, um, Edward Scissorhands, Dazed and Confused..."
"Ooh, definitely in my top five."
"Yes. In my top three, so suck it."

[ImTellinTim]

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- A lot of drug dealers use stickers to mark their product. Like a brand name.

- See? Where'd you learn that, Cheech? Drug school?

- Shut up, Farva.

[Cutter15]

So the monkey has a butler...is that what they do in Arabia, Thorny?

How the hell should I know?

[Bellsprout]

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"I'm going to say something and you say the first thing that comes to your mind."
"Kazoo."
"We haven't even started yet."
"Okay. I'm going to stick with 'kazoo' though."

[Watson]

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D: Demonstrate Value
E: Engage Physically
N: Nurture Dependence
N: Neglect Emotionally
I: Inspire Hope
S: Separate Entirely

[gopher_guy]

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*In the robot insane asylum*

Unit 2013: "And this here is Frankie. He's convinced he's a lunchroom worker, so they put him to work in the lunchroom. How is working in the lunchroom, Frankie?"
Frankie: "It's alright."
Unit 2013: "Poor Frankie..."