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  • youvalss
    ******
    • Feb 2007
    • 16599

    #1171
    Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

    - Where have you been?

    - Sorry, I just took an upper decker in the master bathroom.

    - Upper decker?

    - Yeah it's when you take a dump in the water tank, and not in the bowl.
    My Specs:

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    GPU: Monochrome display
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    • l3ulvl
      Hall Of Fame
      • Dec 2009
      • 17232

      #1172
      Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

      Originally posted by youvalss
      - Where have you been?

      - Sorry, I just took an upper decker in the master bathroom.

      - Upper decker?

      - Yeah it's when you take a dump in the water tank, and not in the bowl.
      I just saw MacGruber on Comedy Central the other day

      Gotta say I was really disappointed, that had potential in the irreverent humor category, but the execution just wasn't there.
      Wolverines Wings Same Old Lions Tigers Pistons Erika Christensen

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      • youvalss
        ******
        • Feb 2007
        • 16599

        #1173
        Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

        ^^ I actually liked it. Didn't expect anything funnier, and anyway, I find all those movie parodies the last 5-10 years not that great anyway. But I liked MacGruber.
        My Specs:

        ZX Spectrum
        CPU: Z80 @ 3.5 MHz
        GPU: Monochrome display
        RAM: 48 KB
        OS: Sinclair BASIC

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        • gopher_guy
          The Kaptain
          • Jul 2011
          • 7389

          #1174
          Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

          "Do you know who I am? Do you have any idea how many anonymous henchmen I've killed over the years? And look -- You don't even have a name tag! You don't stand a chance! Why don't you just lie down..."
          University of Minnesota Golden Gopher Hockey
          Minnesota's Pride on Ice: 1974, 1976, 1979, 2002 & 2003 NCAA National Champions

          "The name on the front of the jersey is a hell of a lot more important than the one on the back."
          -Herb Brooks

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          • Bellsprout
            Hard Times.
            • Oct 2009
            • 25652

            #1175
            Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

            "How old are you going to be?"
            "40. So when you're 40, how old does that mean I'm going to be?"
            "You'll be dead."
            Member: OS Uni Snob Association | Twitter: @MyNameIsJesseG | #WT4M | #WatchTheWorldBurn
            Originally posted by l3ulvl
            A lot of you guys seem pretty cool, but you have wieners.

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            • Watson
              Burrow Club
              • Jul 2008
              • 27013

              #1176
              Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

              Now remember Kif, the quickest way to a girl's bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you're in.
              And may thy spirit live in us, Forever LSU

              @AdamdotH

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              • BunnyHardaway
                Banned
                • Nov 2004
                • 15195

                #1177
                Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                "Scientifically speaking, what's probably goin' on here, with the ******' downstairs business is, your boner muscles are looking at yourself in the mirror, and they're saying, 'Jesus Christ, there's no way in hell that any woman is ever gonna ******* let me pump her.' I mean you put zero to no effort into your personal appearance. I mean, maybe try spending more than 6 bucks on a haircut. You know? Buy shirts that aren't ******* plum-colored."

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                • Blzer
                  Resident film pundit
                  • Mar 2004
                  • 42515

                  #1178
                  Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                  "Wind the frog!"
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                  • JazzMan
                    SOLDIER, First Class...
                    • Feb 2012
                    • 13547

                    #1179
                    Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                    Jay Baruchel: Guys, listen, listen. I think we need to address the elephant in the room.

                    Seth Rogen: Whoa, Jay, don't talk about Craig like that.

                    Craig Robinson: That's ****ed up. I'm right here, man.

                    Jay Baruchel: I'm not calling Craig an elephant.

                    James Franco: That's racist.

                    ------

                    Spoiler


                    ------

                    Craig Robinson: Dude, Segel's dead, Krumholtz is dead, Michael Cera's dead.

                    Danny McBride: I guess if Michael Cera's gone, it's not a total loss.
                    Twitter: @TyroneisMaximus
                    PSN: JazzMan_OS

                    Green Bay Packers
                    Utah Jazz
                    Nebraska Cornhuskers

                    Dibs: AJ Lee

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                    • BiloxiSmitty
                      Rookie
                      • Jul 2011
                      • 360

                      #1180
                      Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                      Duke Forrest: [as Frank Burns is being taken away in a straight jacket by the MPs] Now, fair's fair Henry. If I nail Hotlips and hit Hawkeye can I go home too?
                      My teams: Cowboys, Knicks, Braves, Arsenal FC, Nittany Lions




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                      • ImTellinTim
                        YNWA
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 33028

                        #1181
                        Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                        There is no Dana, only Zuul!

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                        • PhilliesFan13
                          Banned
                          • May 2009
                          • 15651

                          #1182
                          Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                          Originally posted by ImTellinTim
                          There is no Dana, only Zuul!
                          Haha, I'm actually watching that at this very moment.

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                          • Fresh Tendrils
                            Strike Hard and Fade Away
                            • Jul 2002
                            • 36131

                            #1183
                            Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                            Originally posted by ImTellinTim
                            There is no Dana, only Zuul!
                            The placement (and subsequent tearing of her shirt) of the hands when she gets possessed always makes me chuckle.



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                            • Watson
                              Burrow Club
                              • Jul 2008
                              • 27013

                              #1184
                              Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                              Farva: "Gimme a liter of cola."

                              Burger Boy: "What?"

                              Farva: "A liter of cola."

                              Burger Boy: [into mic] "Litercola? Do we sell litercola?"

                              Thorny: "Will you just order a large, Farva?"

                              Farva: "I don't want a large Farva. I want a ******* liter of cola!"

                              Burger Boy: "I don't know what that is..."

                              Farva: "Liter is French for...give me my ****in' cola before I break VOUS ****IN' LIP!"
                              And may thy spirit live in us, Forever LSU

                              @AdamdotH

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                              • Blzer
                                Resident film pundit
                                • Mar 2004
                                • 42515

                                #1185
                                Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                                "You're a conundrum, you. You walk in here shooting your ****ing mouth off like you don't give a **** if it gets shot off."
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