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[Watson]

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Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.

[Fresh Tendrils]

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Cellar door.

[OSUFan_88]

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"It's true sir, this man has no dick."

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Blinkin: "Abe Lincoln?"

Achoo: "No, I said HEY BLINKIN"

[Blzer]

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"I believe those cots are bolted into the cells."

"That's what wrenches are for, dumb-***."

[Burns11]

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"King illegal forest, to pig wild kill in it a is!"

[Segagendude]

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"Sir!!?? Do you see anything on this uniform indicating an officer? What does three up and three down mean to you, airman?"

"End of an inning"?

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"Now, run you ker! RUN! Go and tell the others the law is coming! You tell em I'm coming, and Hell's coming with me, you hear? HELL'S COMING WITH ME!!!!!"

[Watson]

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Thomas: Say, would you crackers like to hear about the time we met the Loch Ness Monster?
Stan: No, that's okay.
Thomas: Ooh, it must have been about seven, eight years ago. Me and the little lady was out on this boat, you see, all alone at night, when all of the sudden this huge creature, this giant crustacean from the Paleolithic Era, comes out of the water.
Mary: We was so scared, Lord have mercy, I jumped up in the boat, and I said, "Thomas, Thomas, what on earth is that creature?"
Thomas: It stood above us looking down with these big red eyes...
Mary: Oh, it was so scary!
Thomas:: ...and I yelled, I said, "What do you want from us, monster?" And the monster bent down, and said, "I need about tree-fitty."
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Kyle: What's tree-fitty?
Thomas: Tree dollars, and fitty cents.
Mary: Tree-fitty.
Stan: He wanted money?
Thomas: That's right. I said, "I ain't givin' you no tree-fitty, you ******* Loch Ness Monster! Get your own ******* money!"
Mary: I gave him a dollar.
Thomas: She gave him a dollar.
Mary: I thought he'd go away if I gave him a dollar.
Thomas: Well, of course he's not gonna go away, Mary! You give him a dollar, he's gonna assume you got more!

[Blzer]

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"Oh and you know what? I bought another Sonic Youth album, and it sucked. It's just noise."

[Cutter15]

I'M THIRTY-SEVEN?!

[gerg1234]

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If you come any closer, I will rip you to shreds.

[~LiverpoolRed~]

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Leonard:She wants to have dinner and talk about my research. Sheldon: An entire dinner to talk about your research? Where you going, the drive-thru at Jack in the Box?

[Watson]

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Do you like Huey Lewis and The News?

They're OK.

Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far much more bitter, cynical sense of humor.

Hey Halberstram.

Yes, Allen?

Why-hy are their copies of the style section all over the place, d-do you have a dog? A little c-chow or something?

No, Allen.

Is that a rain coat?

Yes it is! In '87, Huey released this, Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself. Hey Paul! TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU ****ING STUPID BASTARD! YOU, ****ING BASTARD!

[OSUFan_88]

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Feed me a stray cat.

[Fresh Tendrils]

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Let's see Paul Allen's card.

[OSUFan_88]

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Oh my god, it even has a watermark.