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[trickydick]

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[Ricky tries to convince Bob they should get a gun]
Ricky Slade: Here's scenario B for you Bob, see how you feel about this one. Now I don't know if you've noticed this or not, but I think I'm starting to get under Ruiz's skin as well, OK? It all started with the whole Red Dragon, or the Welsh guy, whatever, they can play it down all they want but you know 200 grand's a lot of ****ing money! It's a ****ing lot of money! OK? 200 grand is definitely a lot of ****ing money! And now I've got Ruiz calling me ****ing Fruit-Pie the ****ing magician! Tellin' me that I can't ****ing call my main man Max, who ****ing sent me out on the ****ing operation? And what about the Welsh guy? He's ****ing scat all over, they ****ing disappear and talk! And you haven't noticed this either but when he's not ****ing looking at me or you're ****ing doing whatever, I've got ****ing Jimmy in the mirror with his **** too. It's ****ing coming at me from here, I don't know where it is! It might be coming this way, it might be coming that way, but the ****ing ****'s coming and I'm not gonna be late for the ****ing dance man, I'm not gonna be ****ing late for the dance on this one.
Bobby: You're not getting a gun.

[Kashanova]

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I don't want your suffering! I don't want your future!

[youvalss]

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KRAMER: If that's Sidra, she's talkin' to Salman.

JERRY: I don't think that's Salman.

KRAMER: Well, I don't think they're real.

JERRY: If that's Rushdie, they're real.

KRAMER: If they're real, that's Rushdie.

[Bellsprout]

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"I was out walking my dog and someone took a shot at me!"
"Like a pow pow shot?"
"No, no, verbal. Just like a mean thing to say."
"If I may ask, what did he say?"
"**** you."
"Wow."
"To a man out walking his dog."
"Can I ask what you were doing?"
"Well I was flipping him off."

[bigbob]

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"Dude, no. This is serious. I just sharted."

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[Cutter15]

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Officer Smy - "What does that look like to you?"
Officer Burton - "...is the bear?..."
Smy - "...is the guy?..."
Burton - "Seems more of a Game Warden thing to me."
Smy - "Well it's illegal, Burton, I know that."
"Hello down there, are you okay?
Excuse me...bear...BEAR ******! Do you need assistance?!"

[Blzer]

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"Would you like the cancer?"

(removes headphones) "What?"

"Would you like the can, sir?"

[trobinson97]

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I saw Abed’s name in the Hospital School files. I love butt stuff. I hate spiders. I stole a pen from the bank. I cried during About A Boy — the soundtrack. I don’t wash my hands before surgery. I can see why women find Clive Owen attractive to the point that I might just as well be attracted to him. I use comparisons to Hitler to win arguments on the internet at the drop of a hat. I know nothing about wine. I’m more turned on by women in pajamas than lingerie. I just want to know they’re comfortable. I didn’t get Inception. I didn’t get Inception!

[Fresh Tendrils]

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I can't talk to women about women's issues; it's creepy.

[Watson]

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"Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday. Because you'll be dust by Monday... because you'll be pulverized in two seconds. The cleaning lady? She cleans up...dust. She dusts."

"...so, what's on Monday?"

"Cause...it's Friday now, she has the weekends off, so...Monday, right?"

[trobinson97]

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Look, nobody enjoys shooting penguins, but if you have to shoot penguins, well, you might as well enjoy it.

[Watson]

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Look, nobody enjoys shooting penguins, but it you have to shoot penguins, well, you might as well enjoy it.

Oh, the fools! Why didn't they build it with six thousand and one hulls? When will they learn?

[youvalss]

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- Hey, Cedric! Bob! This guy won't wear a ribbon!

- Who? Who does not want to wear the ribbon?

[Gibbz]

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"You think I made your life hell? Take a look around this dump! You're just a tourist with a typewriter, Barton, I live here!"

[gopher_guy]

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Maeby: "If my parents miss this, I really might go to South America..."
GM: "This says Portugal..."
Maeby: "Yeah, that's right"



GOB: "Aah Portugal. Trying to live it up ol' South America way, eh Mikey?"