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  • trobinson97
    Lie,cheat,steal,kill: Win
    • Oct 2004
    • 16366

    #1336
    Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

    I've known you for almost two years now and I've never taken you as seriously as I should have. You are the strangest, coolest, most genuine person I've ever met...and the thing that scares me about you is how good you make me wish I was. Help me become like you. I mean, I'm so amazing, but I'm not perfect...you are. Give me that power, so I can abuse it.
    PS: You guys are great.

    SteamID - Depotboy



    ...2009, 2011, 2012, 2015, 2017, 2020....
    What a run
    Roll Tide




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    • Bellsprout
      Hard Times.
      • Oct 2009
      • 25652

      #1337
      Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

      Perhaps we can disillusion him. A bear who doesn't believe in anything will be easier to take down.
      Member: OS Uni Snob Association | Twitter: @MyNameIsJesseG | #WT4M | #WatchTheWorldBurn
      Originally posted by l3ulvl
      A lot of you guys seem pretty cool, but you have wieners.

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      • Watson
        Burrow Club
        • Jul 2008
        • 27013

        #1338
        Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

        The Waitress Gets Married may be the most quotable TV episode ever

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        Last edited by Watson; 12-09-2014, 06:35 PM.
        And may thy spirit live in us, Forever LSU

        @AdamdotH

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        • Cutter15
          MVP
          • Oct 2010
          • 1770

          #1339
          Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

          ROCCO!!!
          WHAAAAAAT?!
          Where's my cat?
          I killed your cat you druggy *****.
          Wha...why?
          I felt it would bring closure to our relationship.
          You killed my...my f...
          Your what?!
          My...
          Your ******* what?! Huh?! Your what *****?! Ah, dammit! I'll shoot myself in the head, you can tell me that cat's name! Go ahead! Your what? Your precious little sssss...
          Skippy, Skippy!
          Ohhhh, Jesus! What color was it, *****?!
          Don't you ******' yell at her like that you prick!
          Shhhyut your fat *** Raivey! I can't buy a pack 'a smokes without runnin' into 9 guys you've ******!
          Alabama Crimson Tide
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          • ImTellinTim
            YNWA
            • Sep 2006
            • 33028

            #1340
            Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

            In 1974 the great Charlie Rich won Country Musician of the Year. In 1975 he had to pass that award on and do you know to who? Mr. Sunshine-on-my-god-damn-shoulders, John Denver! Yeah, can you believe it? Replaced by John ****ing Denver! Well, I'll be damned if Mr. Rich didn't take out his lighter and light that award on fire in front of everybody right there ... you get it?

            - So... you're saying you're going to light my country music award on fire?

            No, I'm saying you better watch your ***.

            - Or what, you'll light my *** on fire?

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            • Fresh Tendrils
              Strike Hard and Fade Away
              • Jul 2002
              • 36131

              #1341
              Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

              The Nightrider, that is his name. The Nightrider. Remember him when you look at the night sky.



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              • Watson
                Burrow Club
                • Jul 2008
                • 27013

                #1342
                Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                Originally posted by ImTellinTim
                In 1974 the great Charlie Rich won Country Musician of the Year. In 1975 he had to pass that award on and do you know to who? Mr. Sunshine-on-my-god-damn-shoulders, John Denver! Yeah, can you believe it? Replaced by John ****ing Denver! Well, I'll be damned if Mr. Rich didn't take out his lighter and light that award on fire in front of everybody right there ... you get it?

                - So... you're saying you're going to light my country music award on fire?

                No, I'm saying you better watch your ***.

                - Or what, you'll light my *** on fire?
                Gimme a liter o' cola

                Liter Cola? Do we sell Liter Cola?

                Will you just order a large, Farva.

                I don't want a large Farva. I want a ******* liter o' cola!

                I don't know what that is!

                Liter is French for give me my ****in' cola before I break vous ****in' lip!
                And may thy spirit live in us, Forever LSU

                @AdamdotH

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                • ImTellinTim
                  YNWA
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 33028

                  #1343
                  Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                  Originally posted by Watson
                  Gimme a liter o' cola

                  Liter Cola? Do we sell Liter Cola?

                  Will you just order a large, Farva.

                  I don't want a large Farva. I want a ******* liter o' cola!

                  I don't know what that is!

                  Liter is French for give me my ****in' cola before I break vous ****in' lip!
                  Want me to punch-a-size your face? For free?

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                  • Bmore Irish
                    The Future
                    • Jul 2011
                    • 3461

                    #1344
                    Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                    Originally posted by ImTellinTim
                    Want me to punch-a-size your face? For free?
                    "I swear to God I'll pistol whip the next guy who says shenanigans."

                    "Hey Farva, what's that restaurant you like with all the goofy **** on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?"

                    "You mean Shenanigans?"

                    "Ooooo"

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                    • Watson
                      Burrow Club
                      • Jul 2008
                      • 27013

                      #1345
                      Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                      Originally posted by ImTellinTim
                      Want me to punch-a-size your face? For free?
                      Originally posted by Bmore Irish
                      "I swear to God I'll pistol whip the next guy who says shenanigans."

                      "Hey Farva, what's that restaurant you like with all the goofy **** on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?"

                      "You mean Shenanigans?"

                      "Ooooo"
                      Littering and...
                      Littering and...
                      Littering and...
                      Littering and...
                      Littering and...
                      Littering and...smoking the reefer. Now to teach you boys a lesson, me and officer Rabbit are going to stand here while you boys smoke the whole bag.
                      And may thy spirit live in us, Forever LSU

                      @AdamdotH

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                      • Cutter15
                        MVP
                        • Oct 2010
                        • 1770

                        #1346
                        Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                        Foster, where are your shoes?
                        What, are you the shoe police now?
                        I am, and you owe me 20 laps around the bar. Let's go.
                        Your black magic only works on the rookie.
                        That's brown magic.
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                        • Blzer
                          Resident film pundit
                          • Mar 2004
                          • 42515

                          #1347
                          Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                          "Aren't there other ways I could get pregnant, like sitting on a toilet seat?"

                          "Absolutely. There would need to be a guy sitting between you and the toilet seat, but yes, absolutely."
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                          • youvalss
                            ******
                            • Feb 2007
                            • 16600

                            #1348
                            Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                            You got gonorrhea from a tractor?? And you call *that* your tractor story??
                            My Specs:

                            ZX Spectrum
                            CPU: Z80 @ 3.5 MHz
                            GPU: Monochrome display
                            RAM: 48 KB
                            OS: Sinclair BASIC

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                            • PhilliesFan13
                              Banned
                              • May 2009
                              • 15651

                              #1349
                              Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                              "That b**** hit me with a toaster!"

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                              • Watson
                                Burrow Club
                                • Jul 2008
                                • 27013

                                #1350
                                Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                                Dear Santa,

                                you are a bitch ni**a.

                                No, scratch that.

                                Dear Santa,

                                you are a bitch *** ni**a.

                                I heard they hired extra security to protect you. That's a bitch move, Santa. I'm coming for that *** again. Until you pay what you owe.

                                Sinsurlly yours,

                                The Santa Stalker
                                Last edited by Watson; 12-24-2014, 01:05 PM.
                                And may thy spirit live in us, Forever LSU

                                @AdamdotH

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