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  • shugknight
    MVP
    • Oct 2004
    • 4585
    #16
    Re: Chuck Norris Beardless!!

    Is it me or does he look like Tim Allen?

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      • 55
        Banned
        • Mar 2006
        • 20857
        #17
        Re: Chuck Norris Beardless!!

        Originally posted by shugknight
        Is it me or does he look like Tim Allen?
        Hasn't done enough cocaine.

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          • daflyboys
            Banned
            • May 2003
            • 18238
            #18
            Re: Chuck Norris Beardless!!

            Originally posted by ~LiverpoolRed~
            I can't believe he is 73 years old.
            ...and he'd still kick all of our asses here, collectively. Together. At the same time.



            Actually, his ex-beard could kick all of our asses here, collectively. Together. At the same time.

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              • slickdtc
                Grayscale
                • Aug 2004
                • 17125
                #19
                Originally posted by alifeincomplete
                He looks like an angry old woman without his beard, haha.
                Complete with saggy tits too.

                I'm underwhelmed.

                Sent from the grave via Tapatalk because Chuck Norris instantly killed me.
                NHL - Philadelphia Flyers
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                Originally posted by Money99
                And how does one levy a check that will result in only a slight concussion? Do they set their shoulder-pads to 'stun'?

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                  • buickbeast
                    Banned
                    • Jul 2011
                    • 1277
                    #20
                    Re: Chuck Norris Beardless!!

                    Originally posted by slickdtc
                    Complete with saggy tits too.

                    I'm underwhelmed.

                    Sent from the grave via Tapatalk because Chuck Norris instantly killed me.
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                      • FlyingFinn
                        MVP
                        • Jul 2002
                        • 3956
                        #21
                        Re: Chuck Norris Beardless!!

                        Chuck Norris (beard or not beard) is still a true bad ***. He is the only one of all the TV "karate guys" that could actually fight and won many martial arts tournaments. Even at 73, I wouldn't mess with him.

                        In fact, Chuck Norris died 20 years ago. Death just hasn't worked up the courage to tell him.
                        Last edited by FlyingFinn; 03-21-2013, 09:49 AM.

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                          • Fresh Tendrils
                            Strike Hard and Fade Away
                            • Jul 2002
                            • 36131
                            #22
                            Re: Chuck Norris Beardless!!

                            I think he's a crazy ol loon.



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                              • CMH
                                Making you famous
                                • Oct 2002
                                • 26203
                                #23
                                Re: Chuck Norris Beardless!!

                                I'm sensing this thread may become a Chuck Norris fact thread.
                                "It may well be that we spectators, who are not divinely gifted as athletes, are the only ones able to truly see, articulate and animate the experience of the gift we are denied. And that those who receive and act out the gift of athletic genius must, perforce, be blind and dumb about it -- and not because blindness and dumbness are the price of the gift, but because they are its essence." - David Foster Wallace

                                "You'll not find more penny-wise/pound-foolish behavior than in Major League Baseball." - Rob Neyer

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                                  • PVarck31
                                    Moderator
                                    • Jan 2003
                                    • 16869
                                    #24
                                    Re: Chuck Norris Beardless!!

                                    Its amazing how he became such a cult icon.

                                    I used to watch Walker Texas Ranger religiously back in the day. I was in before the cult.

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                                      • daflyboys
                                        Banned
                                        • May 2003
                                        • 18238
                                        #25
                                        Re: Chuck Norris Beardless!!

                                        Originally posted by Fresh Tendrils
                                        I think he's a crazy ol loon.
                                        Actually, he's quite sensible.

                                        Plus, he detected what you wrote and silently killed the reasoning part of your brain.

                                        And you gotta give it to him to parody himself in Dodgeball:

                                        <iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/8oPnAxs2xQU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

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