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  • luv_mist
    Older
    • May 2004
    • 9596

    #1

    Unhappy Christmas Surprise....LMBO

    I was on 2ksports and....yeah, EA and a video game......just read........

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  • Jimplication
    MVP
    • Aug 2004
    • 3591

    #2
    Re: Unhappy Christmas Surprise....LMBO

    He notified his parents, instead of shutting the door and watching more?

    I can't help but find this situation hilarious.

    EA should use this as a selling point. They could announce (online, via means not frequented by adults) that there are 100 copies of Madden nationwide that aren't in fact a video game, but instead a pornographic movie. The games would be packaged and marked identically to a real copy of Madden NFL 07, with the content being the only difference.

    The 100 unique copies of the game would also include a redeemable coupon that would allow them to send in for a free blow up doll, courtesy of EA Sports.
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    • Blaxican8504
      All Star
      • Jul 2002
      • 4150

      #3
      Re: Unhappy Christmas Surprise....LMBO

      A little porn never hurt anybody.

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      • RubenDouglas
        Hall Of Fame
        • May 2003
        • 11202

        #4
        Re: Unhappy Christmas Surprise....LMBO

        so is this kid gonna play dumb and say it was tramatized and ask for a nice out of check settlement?

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        • Holic
          All Star
          • Feb 2003
          • 6424

          #5
          Re: Unhappy Christmas Surprise....LMBO



          "This is definitely not Madden," Mahoney said recalling his first thought.


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          • Gilateen
            Banned
            • Oct 2002
            • 2855

            #6
            Re: Unhappy Christmas Surprise....LMBO

            LMBO = Laughing My Balls Off?

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            • Lintyfresh85
              Where have I been?
              • Jul 2002
              • 17492

              #7
              Re: Unhappy Christmas Surprise....LMBO

              Originally posted by Gilateen
              LMBO = Laughing My Balls Off?
              Laughing my butt off...
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              • Neolithic
                Pro
                • Apr 2003
                • 699

                #8
                Re: Unhappy Christmas Surprise....LMBO

                omg....omg.....omg......what the %*#$(@ is with these people. All we want is a new copy of madden and a promise that no more porno's are sold???? yeah ok lady....a BILLION dollar pair of company's are secretly slipping a porno in every thousandth copy of the game. Just so that your kid (who's apparently ********....) can come crying to you, so you can go make bad press for them. Yeah....ok........

                complaining that no one is owning up?? yeah, neither of the 2 companies you want to own up have ANYTHING to do with it!!! Guess what there sweetie, EA writes the code, CC sells the sealed package. a 3rd party packaging company physically prints and packages the discs...and....gee.....maybe...by chance....they also print and package porno too.....

                Thank christ they aren't seeking a money settlement...yet!
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                • BunnyHardaway
                  Banned
                  • Nov 2004
                  • 15195

                  #9
                  Re: Unhappy Christmas Surprise....LMBO

                  Originally posted by Holic


                  "This is definitely not Madden," Mahoney said recalling his first thought.


                  He doesn't look like the porn watching type. What a shame.

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                  • Alliball
                    MVP
                    • Aug 2004
                    • 2368

                    #10
                    Re: Unhappy Christmas Surprise....LMBO

                    I'm thinking the kid got busted in the act of watching porn and his parents baught his stupid excuse.

                    Just my theory.

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                    • TJdaSportsGuy
                      Hall Of Fame
                      • Dec 2002
                      • 11146

                      #11
                      Re: Unhappy Christmas Surprise....LMBO

                      Originally posted by Alliball
                      I'm thinking the kid got busted in the act of watching porn and his parents baught his stupid excuse.

                      Just my theory.
                      I was thinking the SAME exact thing, except I would use the word "bought" instead of "baught".

                      Yeah, come on. This kid is 14. I was 14 once, I know how it is. The kid was watching porn, got busted, and this lame *** Madden thing was the best excuse he could come up with. And because they live in Utah and probably practice a certain extreme religion, they didn't want to believe their poor innocent little boy would watch that stuff...so they bought it, hook, line, and sinker.

                      Well played, kid. Well played.

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                      • DaveDQ
                        13
                        • Sep 2003
                        • 7664

                        #12
                        Re: Unhappy Christmas Surprise....LMBO

                        My question about this porn video is..

                        How's the collision detection?
                        Is there "gang" tackling?
                        60 frames per second?

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                        • TJdaSportsGuy
                          Hall Of Fame
                          • Dec 2002
                          • 11146

                          #13
                          Re: Unhappy Christmas Surprise....LMBO

                          Originally posted by dQbell
                          My question about this porn video is..

                          How's the collision detection?
                          Is there "gang" tackling?
                          60 frames per second?

                          Unlike myself when engaging in similar acts, I hear there's no fatigue in this particular porn. :wink:

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                          • Rodster
                            Banned
                            • Mar 2003
                            • 5709

                            #14
                            Re: Unhappy Christmas Surprise....LMBO

                            Originally posted by dQbell
                            My question about this porn video is..

                            How's the collision detection?
                            Is there "gang" tackling?
                            60 frames per second?



                            Can I get a rim shot for those one liners?

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                            • ESPNdeportes
                              MVP
                              • Jul 2002
                              • 3459

                              #15
                              Re: Unhappy Christmas Surprise....LMBO

                              Originally posted by RubenDouglas
                              so is this kid gonna play dumb and say it was tramatized and ask for a nice out of check settlement?
                              Well, this is America. And we all have the right to sue for anything, right?
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