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  • Flawless
    Bang-bang! Down-down!
    • Mar 2004
    • 16780

    #16
    Re: G.I. Joe The Game!!

    Joystiq

    EA is talking up its first G.I. Joe game, a movie spin-off, as "cross-generational." It's so easy to control that even "mom" can play. Which means, moms -- if you're reading -- not only will you be subjected to chaperoning a mission to the local theater to suffer through the G.I. Joe film adaptation this summer, you also may be expected to idle away your weekends with the game. Let's hope it's a short one.

    G.I. Joe: The Game plays as any generic third-person shooter, with the bonus of the aforementioned base layer mom controls. Literally, all that is needed to proceed is the left thumb steering the on-screen character and the right index finger, locked down on the designated shooting button -- just keep on holding it and the game will automatically target a new enemy once the current one has absorbed too many laser blasts and disappears into the well known in-game ether. Of course, "hardcore" gamers will find melee and character-exclusive secondary attacks, along with a rolling dodge and cover button mapped to their controllers.

    EA is throwing out some big-name inspirations for its game: Contra, Ikari Warriors and Ikaruga. We suppose you could consider G.I. Joe as a like-designed title in so far as it is built as an "arcade" throwback, with high scores being the ultimate reward. Actually, the ultimate reward is unlocking all twelve playable characters -- unlocking characters requires score points, though. Scoring is linked directly to difficulty setting and one's play. Dying, for example, decreases one's overall score, but, on the lowest difficulty setting, will not produce further setbacks. Think of this as a "no fail" setting -- you know, the one mom can play.

    G.I. Joe is much the brainless, hangover game you may plod through with a buddy on a late-rising Sunday afternoon. That buddy needs to be present -- like, next-to-you-on-the-couch present -- since EA hasn't confirmed online co-op (and seemed somewhat doubtful that it would include that feature in the final version). The entire game is played as a duo of Joes, with opportunities to swap characters from time to time. As a single player, one is able to switch, on the fly, between the two on-screen Joes. There's even a "Yo Joe!" co-op super move, which transforms our heroes into dudes (or gals) with one rocket launcher arm and one Gatling gun arm -- no, seriously. This newfound "ability" is a product of the movie-inspired "Accelerator Suit" (see teaser below: Joes jumping through bus).

    The draw -- or perhaps, the gamble -- is the lure of fan service. EA is including elements from the cartoon and the Hasbro action figures, which may elicit an occasional, emotional spark. Like: "Hey, I remember that guy!" But, it's hard not to criticize G.I. Joe: The Game as anything other than a quickly assembled production (eighteen months, we're told -- for six versions), designed specifically to capitalize on the blockbuster movie. This is Old EA, picking up New EA's slack.
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    • ExtremeGamer
      Extra Life 11/3/18
      • Jul 2002
      • 35299

      #17
      Re: G.I. Joe The Game!!

      Thanks EA, you killed it before it was even born.

      Game sounds terrible.

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      • mgoblue
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        • Jul 2002
        • 25477

        #18
        Re: G.I. Joe The Game!!

        Originally posted by ExtremeGamer
        Thanks EA, you killed it before it was even born.

        Game sounds terrible.
        Wow, yeah...that sounds completely brutal.
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        • MassNole
          Banned
          • Mar 2006
          • 18848

          #19
          Re: G.I. Joe The Game!!

          Originally posted by ExtremeGamer
          Thanks EA, you killed it before it was even born.

          Game sounds terrible.
          Like it had a chance from the moment EA became involved?

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          • GSW
            Simnation
            • Feb 2003
            • 8041

            #20
            Re: G.I. Joe The Game!!

            Originally posted by ExtremeGamer
            Thanks EA, you killed it before it was even born.

            Game sounds terrible.
            you aint never lied.

            Thank you EA for ruining a bunch of 25+ year old gamers dreams

            and the news of that stupid suit made me nto even want to go watch the movie now

            PASS!...
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            • JBH3
              Marvel's Finest
              • Jan 2007
              • 13506

              #21
              Re: G.I. Joe The Game!!

              Originally posted by ExtremeGamer
              Thanks EA, you killed it before it was even born.

              Game sounds terrible.
              Originally posted by mgoblue
              Wow, yeah...that sounds completely brutal.
              Originally posted by MassNole
              Like it had a chance from the moment EA became involved?
              Originally posted by GSW
              you aint never lied.

              Thank you EA for ruining a bunch of 25+ year old gamers dreams

              and the news of that stupid suit made me nto even want to go watch the movie now

              PASS!...
              EA ... You suck... See...

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              • Cubfan
                World Series Champions!!
                • Feb 2004
                • 3929

                #22
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                *sigh* Thanks EA for killing my dream of a good GI Joe game. I still have the toys which i let my nephews play with. I still have fond memories of the tv show and the animated movie.
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                • vernond
                  MVP
                  • Feb 2008
                  • 1272

                  #23
                  Re: G.I. Joe The Game!!

                  That's just awful. This could have been awesome. Basically more or less make it Call of Duty with GI Joe. Online with the Joe's vs Cobra. "Even Mom can play" WTF? Why would mom want to play GI Joe? That description sounds like the worst game of all time.

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                  • MassNole
                    Banned
                    • Mar 2006
                    • 18848

                    #24
                    Re: G.I. Joe The Game!!

                    Originally posted by vernond
                    That's just awful. This could have been awesome. Basically more or less make it Call of Duty with GI Joe. Online with the Joe's vs Cobra. "Even Mom can play" WTF? Why would mom want to play GI Joe? That description sounds like the worst game of all time.
                    Because mom is a 30 something who played with GI Joes when she was a kid.

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                    • bluengold34_OS
                      Content Creator
                      • Nov 2004
                      • 7346

                      #25
                      Re: G.I. Joe The Game!!

                      Wow, its like seeing a hot chick and realizing she's a tranny. Thanks EA, I just threw up in my mouth a litte bit.
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                      • Ruffy
                        MVP
                        • Feb 2008
                        • 1516

                        #26
                        Re: G.I. Joe The Game!!

                        BRUTAL!!!

                        I feel like Cobra Commander.....beaten again!


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                        • Phobia
                          Hall Of Fame
                          • Jan 2008
                          • 11623

                          #27
                          Re: G.I. Joe The Game!!

                          EA has to be the most hated developer. They have lost what made gaming so great. Game creators who have passion for what they are creating.

                          All EA cares about now is how much money can it screw its fan base out of. Some capital hill stuff needs to fall down on this company soon. With the NFL rights and everything else they should be broken up to get rid of this monolopy that they are creating.

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                          • Cusefan
                            Earlwolfx on XBL
                            • Oct 2003
                            • 9820

                            #28
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                            lol does anyone else find this funny?

                            The game is months away from being released and you are already hating EA.

                            But Seriously, the game will most likely tank. I dont blame EA for getting the rights for this, It is money in the Bank. Maybe it will be halfway decent but will most likely be very forgettable.
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                            • Cusefan
                              Earlwolfx on XBL
                              • Oct 2003
                              • 9820

                              #29
                              Re: G.I. Joe The Game!!

                              Originally posted by Phobia
                              EA has to be the most hated developer. They have lost what made gaming so great. Game creators who have passion for what they are creating.

                              All EA cares about now is how much money can it screw its fan base out of. Some capital hill stuff needs to fall down on this company soon. With the NFL rights and everything else they should be broken up to get rid of this monolopy that they are creating.
                              If you are going to break up EA, you have to be fair and break up Activision, They are more Profitable than EA is.
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                              • Candyman5
                                Come get some!
                                • Nov 2006
                                • 14380

                                #30
                                Re: G.I. Joe The Game!!

                                God, talk about a hard game.....

                                Literally, all that is needed to proceed is the left thumb steering the on-screen character and the right index finger, locked down on the designated shooting button -- just keep on holding it and the game will automatically target a new enemy once the current one has absorbed too many laser blasts and disappears into the well known in-game ether.
                                Wow.....Special Ed Designers + $$$$ = EA...
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