Battlefield 3

[Dog]

Always go for a 90 degree angle on the shot. 90 degree angle to the back is a one hit disable. So is 90 degree angle to the front on a small sweet spot on the turret

[TMagic]

Always go for a 90 degree angle on the shot. 90 degree angle to the back is a one hit disable. So is 90 degree angle to the front on a small sweet spot on the turret

Didnt know about the front.

You've got to be one silly fool to go running to the front of the turret to take your shot. Youre essentially lining yourself up for him to kill you. Lol

[Koolie G]

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Always go for a 90 degree angle on the shot. 90 degree angle to the back is a one hit disable. So is 90 degree angle to the front on a small sweet spot on the turret

I knew the rear of the tank was a sweet spot, but those guys talking about the different damage percentages depending on the degree of angle was WAY over my head. Any person that starts talking about doing some trigonometry to figure it out, has a little too much time on their hands. These dudes reminded me of that LEROY JENKINS video. They were calculating how much damage they would do and talking about percentages of damage & this and that with all their math. Hilarious to me.

I'm like a caveman playing BF3. "Must shoot Tank. Why it not blow up? Front of tank bad, back of tank good. Plane, fly. Rockets go boom. Pull trigger, kill people on other team...... Gimme those tags, Playboy!"

[Lieutenant Dan]

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I knew the rear of the tank was a sweet spot, but those guys talking about the different damage percentages depending on the degree of angle was WAY over my head. Any person that starts talking about doing some trigonometry to figure it out, has a little too much time on their hands. These dudes reminded me of that LEROY JENKINS video. They were calculating how much damage they would do and talking about percentages of damage & this and that with all their math. Hilarious to me.

I'm like a caveman playing BF3. "Must shoot Tank. Why it not blow up? Front of tank bad, back of tank good. Plane, fly. Rockets go boom. Pull trigger, kill people on other team...... Gimme those tags, Playboy!"

So much 'like' in this post...especially the bold part.

[Fresh Tendrils]

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He's got more going than I do. I'm just spamming the left direction button throwing out med packs running around chasing one blinking objective to the other.

[cranes74us]

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I'm like a caveman playing BF3. "Must shoot Tank. Why it not blow up? Front of tank bad, back of tank good. Plane, fly. Rockets go boom. Pull trigger, kill people on other team...... Gimme those tags, Playboy!"[/QUOTE]


You forgot "Must get OS tags" "Must T-Bag After"

[Lieutenant Dan]

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I'm like a caveman playing BF3. "Must shoot Tank. Why it not blow up? Front of tank bad, back of tank good. Plane, fly. Rockets go boom. Pull trigger, kill people on other team...... Gimme those tags, Playboy!"[/QUOTE]

You forgot "Must get OS tags" "Must T-Bag After"

I think he covered that with 'Gimme those tags, Playboy!' since Magic tops his OS list.

[AUChase]

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I hope you guys haven't been crying too much in my absence.

I tried to get online last night, but a few days at MEPS wore me out. Once I hit the bed I was done.

[Graphik]

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I knew the rear of the tank was a sweet spot, but those guys talking about the different damage percentages depending on the degree of angle was WAY over my head. Any person that starts talking about doing some trigonometry to figure it out, has a little too much time on their hands. These dudes reminded me of that LEROY JENKINS video. They were calculating how much damage they would do and talking about percentages of damage & this and that with all their math. Hilarious to me.

I'm like a caveman playing BF3. "Must shoot Tank. Why it not blow up? Front of tank bad, back of tank good. Plane, fly. Rockets go boom. Pull trigger, kill people on other team...... Gimme those tags, Playboy!"

Whenever I get my mic Imma start off each match with a Leroy Jenkins chant, lmao.

[Koolie G]

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Whenever I get my mic Imma start off each match with a Leroy Jenkins chant, lmao.

"Can you give me a number crunch?" Cracks me up. Seems so crazy to me.

(I'm sure everyone has seen this, but NSFW language just in case.)
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I kinda feel like ol' Leroy in every BF3 match I play in. I kinda run out there and just try and kill everyone, odds be damned. I'm gonna start asking Nuni and TMagic for a number crunch before I plant every MCOM.

LEEROOOY JYYYENKINS!!!

[AUChase]

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The only person who should be able to say Leroy Jenkins is Lt. Dan.

[Lieutenant Dan]

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The only person who should be able to say Leroy Jenkins is Lt. Dan.

To quote David Byrne, "Oh what a day that was."

[PaperBoyx703]

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To quote David Byrne, "Oh what a day that was."

It was in fact a "Day of Days" - Band of Brothers.

If you listen hard enough you can hear Dan yelling it all the way from A flag =P

Dan's Leroy moment at 4:22 mark FfC's reactions are hilarious.

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That was probably the most boring BF3 video someone could have recorded, haha.

Most entertaining part was when the game started and you picked him off twice quickly. At least he was moving more than just inside a 10 x 10 area.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Must have looked a lot funnier from our spawn point though lol.

Ah well...

Won't be on PS3 tonight, but probably tomorrow afternoon.

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