Battlefield 3

[fatleg3]

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You got to have a good time with this game. I always laugh when I jump out of my tank to repair and in my haste I arm my RPG and end up blowing the tank up.

And myself up in the process. I cant even count the number of times I have done this

[Marino]

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I had a funny moment on one of those big maps. I was driving a jeep and ran into a landmine. Out of nowhere the Jeep blew up. I laughed for a good minute just saying how awesome that was. That's why I am thoroughly enjoying this game although I am still learning how to play.

[Lieutenant Dan]

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And myself up in the process. I cant even count the number of times I have done this

My favorite is my 'Oh ****! Scramble'...goes like this:

Crouched in a building, guarding an MCOM.

BLAM! Wall next to me gets blown away, I hear the engine of a tank outside and see two hostile soldiers scurrying in to get the MCOM.

I scramble up and start running, jamming on my weapon select buttons..RPG for the tank?! DAMMIT, wrong class, that's a mortar!! Wait, **** that's my pistol!! Take this grenade, bitch! AAAH! That was my knife, wrong button!!! Switch back to the LMG and

YOU WERE KILLED

[Chizzypoof]

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And myself up in the process. I cant even count the number of times I have done this

Oh yeah, I always feed the enemy tank a supply crate before I throw C4 at it.

[Lieutenant Dan]

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Oh yeah, I always feed the enemy tank a supply crate before I throw C4 at it.

Ah yes, the 'Thanking the deer's spirit BEFORE shooting it' syndrome.

Haha! These are great stories guys.

[Dog]

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Speaking of funny stories, one of the reasons I like the support class so much is because I hate being defenseless against tanks. One time, as assault on canals, I found myself prone literally a foot away from a tank that was taking 'A' and I was literally saying out loud "I'm in such a bad position right now. Pray for me guys. I'm a goner"....but then the tank sped away to go to 'B' and I took A and ran off laughing saying "Haha! How did I get out of that???" before getting shot in the back

There was another time on Metro where we were the team at 'C' and as we were runnning up to take 'B' I set a a claymore on somewhere around B just in case we somehow get pushed back I might stop a guy. Well, we end up pushing them back all the way to their spawn and after a good 10 minutes of them still being pushed back, I get an ENEMY KILLED. Some guy went through all the work of getting past our front lines going all the way back to B behind us and somehow ran directly into my claymore. I know he was mad

[Goffs]

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I hate how knifing is done sometimes....I get all excited when I see a sniper proned by the rocks and just when I'm in position to knife him I end up just swiping air. I'm frantically pressing the button to knife and nothing happens so I end up switching back to my original weapon so I can trigger that knife animation but by that time I would be shot point blank by the damn sniper......

In other news running over people with that bulldozer in Gulf of Oman is just so much fun!

[Koolie G]

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I get really giddy for some reason when I run over people while I'm driving a jeep. The other night I was playing with Nuni 9 and we were just dominating Firestorm. We held all 3 objectives and we had them pushed back near their spawn at C. They only had like 15 tickets lefts and the game was almost over so I stole a jeep and just began running over guys that were coming down the mountain or trying to hide in the rocks. I'm not sure if Nuni saw this, but I ran over 7- 8 guys before the game ended. There was one guy that even ran up on those pipelines and I decided I would try to roadkill him. I drove the jeep up on the pipeline and ran over him. He had to be like "what the heck just happened?" I was laughing so hard. Guys were trying to run around the rocks or get on top of them to get away but I would just floor it and jump up on the rocks and it would squash em. Too fun.

[TMagic]

Haha I don't laugh at you. I laugh at situations...and mostly myself. Like one time I put C4 on a tank and blew myself up I just had to laugh and was like "Magic....I blew myself up....revive me with your magic powers" while laughing or if I see you try to RPG a tank and it blows you 100 feet in the air and I see the little skull icon flying away

And the swimming thing had a point. When I fell out of my jet A was theirs so I figured I could swim to A and take it but by the time I got there someone else was already taking it

Sent from Dog World

Haha. That always cracks me up seeing people get blown sky high. I also laugh when I see dead bodies all limp and sliding down stairs. There have been times where I see one of you guys go down near some stairs. I go take out the guy real quick. Then try to hustle back to revive you. Im running around frantically with my pads charged, ready to go, looking for the your damn body and its nowhere to be found. Then I notice the crossbones symbol moving, and notice that your body is sliding down some steps. By the time I get down the steps, its too late. Im like got damnit. Lol

Another thing I find funny is trying to repawn on your squadmate and then them dying before you get the chance to. And i'm not talking about just one person. I'm talking about the whole squad...

Alright I need to respawn.

Cool, Fatleg is still alive so I guess I'll...**Grey**
Oh my. Well JNes looks like he's in a safe spot....**Grey**
That's what u get for laughing at me. I guess I have to go with Nemesis...**Grey**

Welp...looks like US Deployment it is.

[jyoung]

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Received my first BF3 hate mail last night lol

[gopadres]

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You got to have a good time with this game. I always laugh when I jump out of my tank to repair and in my haste I arm my RPG and end up blowing the tank up.

I hope to get on early sometime this week to play with you all. GoPadres and I have been holding down the late West Coast nights.

Padres, we had that Grand Bazaar last night on defense. We were outnumbered and outranked but we got them down to 3 tickets. Everyone got last kill happy and left the Mcom area. I stayed back with my christmas noob friend and they overwhelmed us.

Sorry for switching squads on you but my friend needed a guide. He was lost in a storefront in an alleyway for most of the map. I had to guide him to wear the action was.

Ya, on Grand Bazaar i switched to USAS mid way and wreaked some havoc!! That heli on Kharg was pissing me off...some dude on the gunner was mowing us down.

I usually try to end my night on a good match. See you tonight?

[Dog]

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How did we lose this?

http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf3/battlereport/show/19152802/4/171291860/

[UofLCards]

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I had a funny moment on one of those big maps. I was driving a jeep and ran into a landmine. Out of nowhere the Jeep blew up. I laughed for a good minute just saying how awesome that was. That's why I am thoroughly enjoying this game although I am still learning how to play.

I remember playing with you the other day. We were on Kharg and I picked up jeep and was heading towards B. You were manning the machine gun firing away. Out of nowhere an Abrams showed up and spooked us to death. Within .5 seconds we both hopped out of the mofo and hid. I laughed for a few minutes after that.

[Dog]

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Finally got the armored warfare and tank service medal tonight, and with that, I'm done playing this game until a week from Sunday as I'll be on vacation.

[Dog]

I'm actually at a point now where I feel like I'm a "good" player. It used to be I would follow some of the OS guys and basically just help them--fight behind or alongside of them and I would usually finish in the middle or at the bottom of the team with a usually negative K/D.

Now, especially when I'm in a squad with TMagic, C_Morris, PaperBoy or other guys I usually play with, we are all at the top of the team and usually I have a positive K/D as well.

I used to have a K/D in the .45 range, a SPM in the 140 range, and a W/L in the .70 range when I first started (mostly because I used recon a lot...awful decision), but now I have something like a 1.2 K/D, 260 SPM, and a 1.4 W/L.

I've noticed that guys are following me now, instead of me following them. I also feel like I'm very good with tanks. It seems any time I'm tanks for the majority of the round, I finish in the top 5 and play a major role for the team.

I used to play with C_Morris and be like "Yo C Morris you drive and I'll be the gunner" but now I'm confident enough where I feel like I can be the driver and do just as good. I've noticed people are doing that to me now...I had a few rounds last night after TMagic and CMorris signed off where my squadmate would get out of the tank he was driving so I could drive. I was thinking...that used to be me

There were even times where guys who weren't even in my squad would make sure they got in the tank with me.

Also, if we have me, TMagic, and CMorris in a tank together, we are damn near unstoppable. That game on Wake last night was unreal...we lost it but I really don't know how. Us three combined for a 54-9 K/D and finished 1-2-3 on our team, and 3 out of the top 5 in MVP. DO WORK SON

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