Rap Tournament?

[NovaStar]

Re: Rap Tournament?

Spoiler

... but I'm not a rapper...

Yeah, I agree. Streets was spittin real slick in that thread, I hate I missed that one. That thread was kinda bloody, this one is tame and exhibition orientated. I would've needed to bring my 7 swords technique to that thread. Lol.

[Koolie G]

Re: Rap Tournament?

Parappa was a lyrical genius:

I'm workin' in the flea market so early
I've been workin' here since my mama was a baby
Just because the rhythm is slow
That don't mean that you can't flow

In the rain or in the snow
Got the got the funky flow
In the rain or in the snow
Got the got the funky flow
All you ever need is to be nice and friendly
All you ever need is to be nice and friendly

Remember, strike it rich, the key is love
Save everybody from way up above

I can sell a bottle cap like this
I can sell a bottle cap like this

I never dreamed it would be like this
I am the number one ruler of the seven seas

The skunk over here will bring you luck
The pump over here comes with a truck

Oh yes, I had a lot a lot of fun
I made a lot of bucks and now I'm on the run

In the rain or in the snow
Got the got the funky flow
In the rain or in the snow
Got the funky funky flow

Ha ha, let me tell you something that I never tell you before
Listen this!

I have never sold everything, everything
You have never sold everything, everything
Money money money is all you need
Money money money is all you need

[Streets]

Re: Rap Tournament?

Whos this guy streets we talking bout,
Yall claim he the best, well show me where hes at so i can slap him in the mouth
With them wack punchlines, Ill push him to the back like Stephan A. hairline,
Yo rap game is as light as a feather, ill have you like Skip Bayless making gay gestures,
Ill put you in yo place, as easy as rose take it to the paint,
Or I can run through you like number 28 from the saints,

Cmon now, os'er trying to participate in a rap battle?,
Ill slay you like jason used to do the cattle,
It just dont mix, like streets with the sticks,
Just stick to playing games, before I put you to shame,

My 16 is taking you to school,
But if you want to be embarrassed more, I make it 32,
Everytime i spit my rhymes louder then a gunblast,
If you really want it, ill make it rain like bombs over baghdad,
Ill peel you like an old scab,
Streets please dont ever go to prision, cuz you know you'll get yo cookies took fast.

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(I toss the mic to streets while walking away cuz its over)

I’m glad you walked away and decided to quit rap
And this isn’t a response (I know that’d just make you spit back)
This is just a post that only happens to rhyme
You want the crown? Here take it! It’s not even mine
If I crown you the best, then I hope that you follow my logic
I get to spare everyone from reading through more of your garbage
You don’t even need to peel me back like a scab
As long as a you spare us from anymore of your horrible raps
So, Fatleg is the champ, let him retire in silence
So he can leave the rapping in this thread to the people with talent
This ain’t a battle, if it were we’d all love you the most
Even if I’m the only “like” right next to your post
You see, I’m 1 and 0; not in battles or slaying MCees dead
Way beyond that I’m 1 and 0 in the banning of threads
So any mods with ban sticks know I’ve retired from this forum
And Me and fatleg are cool, I wrote his next verse for him

I’m number one like Penny
Like Shaq I’m heavy
In a battle you set the record for running like Emmit
[More sports metaphors here]
[More number metaphors here]
I take it to the Streets like bloods do
This guy tries to respond to me, you know he’s a fool…
[Insert Boyz in the Hood clip where Ricky gets shot]

(Tosses the mic to Streets and moonwalks out of this thread on a rainbow)

Edit: For those of you that don’t get the insane depth of that last line, “Streets” means the poster’s name, AND it also means the literal streets where gang activity occurs.

[Basketball GURU]

Re: Rap Tournament?

If I was ever to enter a rap battle at the OS
I'll win.
I got bars for days I really don't know where to begin.
I'll start with something simple since I'm coming off the top of the dome
While all yall other wack mc, rhyming from ya momma's home.
I only came to these forums to talk about sports.
But now yall got spitting a hot 16 putting this thread on life support.
Im from Chicago, to beat me you have to come with the heat.
And I don't mean Dwyane Wade.
Come correct or get sent back like a Chris Paul trade.
Go ahead and retaliate, I got more tricks up my sleeve
I'll shut OS down and my names not Steve.
I was blessed with this gift rapping early
Christmas Eve......lol

[Brandwin]

Re: Rap Tournament?

Street killed the other thread. I forgot all about that thread.

[NovaStar]

Re: Rap Tournament?

Lightning strikes in the sky, thunder sounds in the firmament
my ryhmes determinent, my position is permanent

other cats spit bars I drink bars inebriated
you get broken bones and scars because you deviated
from the path of least resistence so just throw in the towel
removin so much crap from rap they now call me the bowel

buyin a vowel -U- I destroy witta scowl
how many licks to reach my center? keep u askin a owl

Sharpen the blades, -F- you receivin your grades
flow on burn so Stern I'm killin trades!

[Gotmadskillzson]

Re: Rap Tournament?

LOL........why do people think words have to rhyme in rap ? That isn't a requirement.

[fatleg3]

Re: Rap Tournament?

uh because none of us are rappers.....Let us have our fun lol

[Vast]

Re: Rap Tournament?

LOL........why do people think words have to rhyme in rap ? That isn't a requirement.

true!

here goes.

i was walking down the street,
dude was being dumb,
i slapped him in his face,
cops started mean mugging,
i ran really fast,
i was really scared,
cuz then they started shooting,
i tripped and i fell,
cuz i got shot in the leg,

the end. You're right it so totally doesnt have to rhyme!

[BlueNGold]

Re: Rap Tournament?

I can't believe this is still going....

[Chef Matt]

Re: Rap Tournament?

I can't believe this is still going....

No kidding, I would have figured you won this with the OS throw down rap.

[ryan36]

No kidding, I would have figured you won this with the OS throw down rap.

The moderation staff is highly entertained by this.

[jyoung]

Re: Rap Tournament?

YOUR GAMESTYLE AIN'T SIM
"DO ANYTHING TO WIN"
HAIL MARYS TO DESEAN
DRAGS TO MACLIN
AGAIN AND AGAIN
REPETITIVE LIKE MADDEN 10
COPIES IN BARGAIN BINS

YOUR GAMEPLAY'S STALE
LIKE A CHINESE BUFFET
XBOX OVERHEATING ALL-DAY
RUNNING THE SAME PLAYS

ROLLOUT WITH VICK
IN MADDEN HE'S TOO QUICK
#7 SHOULD CRUMPLE
EVERYTIME HE'S HIT

HIS BODY SHOULD BE SOFT
LIKE PILLSBURY BISCUITS
HOW'S HE STAYING UPRIGHT?
BOUNCING OFF MY HIT STICKS?

WHAT THE **** IS THIS?
PHILLY'S DEFENSE
GETTING SACKS AND BALL STRIPS
TIPS AND PICK SICKS
DOESN'T DONNY MOORE KNOW
THIS TEAM'S 3-6?

[Streets]

Re: Rap Tournament?

The moderation staff is highly entertained by this.

I am too, though I much prefer the "battle" stuff, lol.

[DukeC]

Re: Rap Tournament?

Encounter the Delorean and experience a flash back
As I flash back to the past
Where the Flash is back
And my Flash is black
Scarin kids as I flash my back,
Hold up you can't rap
Christmas presents or tacos
That I happen to stack
Like Jerry in his House
How random was that,
Tandem attack with me and my ghost
Cuz my Phantom is back,
Me and Casper in a Ghost
Who can answer me that,
Nevermind, don't answer that
I'm the best at this I'll let it rest with that