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i go for my drivers test soon and im wondering what are the biggest things i need to do to pass?Favorite Teams:Milwaukee BrewersMilwaukee BucksGreen Bay PackersWisconsin BadgersCal St. FullertonFriends dont let other friends root for dookTags: None -
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Originally posted by stalsy2310i go for my drivers test soon and im wondering what are the biggest things i need to do to pass?
Oh yeah, this will be a test the teacher will give you, and make sure you pass it, but you don't have to stop for Stop Signs with white boarders, it's optional.Comment
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Originally posted by ExtremeGamerMake sure you drive with only one hand. Blast some 50 Cent on the radio while your taking the test, tell the teacher it helps you concentrate. Make sure you whistle at every woman you drive by. Don't use your mirrors or seat belts, only *****'s use those anyway. And finally, make sure you peel out of the parking lot.
Oh yeah, this will be a test the teacher will give you, and make sure you pass it, but you don't have to stop for Stop Signs with white boarders, it's optional.
Do what EG says.
*waits for imenent "I failed" thread tommorow*http://neverfollow.biz (Independent Music Group)Comment
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Do what one of my friend's in high school did:
- Instructor (who was overweight) steps into the car and doesn't put on his seatbelt. Dialogue:
Instructor: "Start the car and drive forward towards the driving course".
Friend: "I can't go until you put your seat belt on. Please put it on".
Instructor: "I'm giving the instructions, start the car and drive forward".
Friend: "Sorry, but everyone in the car must be wearing a seatbelt".
Instructor: "Well I'm not going to so START THE CAR AND DRIVE!".
Friend: "Are you too fat to get it over your belly?".
Instructor: "Failed".
True story.
Seriously, the test is a joke. Just check your mirrors, use turn signals, drive slow etc... Very easy.Last edited by mjb2124; 06-14-2006, 02:11 PM.Comment
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Your mileage may vary, but my teacher really enjoyed it when I made one of those sideways gun signals at cars I passed while shouting "BOP BOP!" at the top of my lungs. I also found it helpful to treat each speed limit sign not so much as a limit, but as a speed minimum that you must reach from a standstill as quickly as possible. In keeping with this theme, I recommend listening to any Crystal Method or Prodigy you have handy while you drive.
By the time my ride ended, I had my teacher singing along to "Smack my Bitch up." Good times.Helen: Everyone's special, Dash.
Dash: [muttering] Which is another way of saying no one is.Comment
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The easiest thing is to just know the rules.
If you know them, and follow them to your best ability - you'll be fine.
I made a mistake on my test, the teacher even had to hit the break - but I passed, because it was clearly obvious that I knew what I was doing, and perhaps just missed this one situation.Comment
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Originally posted by joebooDo what one of my friend's in high school did:
- Instructor (who was overweight) steps into the car and doesn't put on his seatbelt. Dialogue:
Instructor: "Start the car and drive forward towards the driving course".
Friend: "I can't go until you put your seat belt on. Please put it on".
Instructor: "I'm giving the instructions, start the car and drive forward". Friend: "Sorry, but everyone in the car must be wearing a seatbelt".
Instructor: "Well I'm not going to so START THE CAR AND DRIVE!".
Friend: "Are you too fat to get it over your belly?".
Instructor: "Failed".
True story.Comment
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Originally posted by joeboo- Instructor (who was overweight) steps into the car and doesn't put on his seatbelt. Dialogue:
Instructor: "Start the car and drive forward towards the driving course".
Friend: "I can't go until you put your seat belt on. Please put it on".
Instructor: "I'm giving the instructions, start the car and drive forward".
Friend: "Sorry, but everyone in the car must be wearing a seatbelt".
Instructor: "Well I'm not going to so START THE CAR AND DRIVE!".
Friend: "Are you too fat to get it over your belly?".
Instructor: "Failed".
That's awesome. My instructor told me he was going to bite my head off if I scratched his car. Needless to say I made sure to dent it, instead of scratch it against the wall.Comment
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Its really easy. Just think of all the people that have a license. They passed this test.Comment
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It actually really is easy.
Turn here
drive straight
turn here
park
pull out
drive back
passComment
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