Many of you have been curious as to the whereabouts of poster Karlos05. I have some very sad news to report.
9/4/06
Today, in response to the untimely passing of Steve Irwin, "The Crocodile Hunter," John Kettering, or "Karlos05" as many have come to know him, traveled to Australia to avenge the murder of said "Crocodile Hunter." Before he set off on his personal vendetta against stingrays everywhere, Mr. Kettering was quoted as saying, "I can't be sure which of these ugly moes killed Steve Irwin, but by gosh, if I don't take out every last one to be sure, then my name isn't John "Karlos05" Kettering." Unfortunately for Mr. Kettering, he didn't know how to swim. John Kettering was pronounced dead at 2:43 PM EST. He is survived by his mother, father, younger brother, his dog, and an entire online community dedicated to sports gaming. Funeral precessions will be conducted on Wednesday 9/6 at 10 AM at Christ Church in Millburn, NJ.
9/4/06
Today, in response to the untimely passing of Steve Irwin, "The Crocodile Hunter," John Kettering, or "Karlos05" as many have come to know him, traveled to Australia to avenge the murder of said "Crocodile Hunter." Before he set off on his personal vendetta against stingrays everywhere, Mr. Kettering was quoted as saying, "I can't be sure which of these ugly moes killed Steve Irwin, but by gosh, if I don't take out every last one to be sure, then my name isn't John "Karlos05" Kettering." Unfortunately for Mr. Kettering, he didn't know how to swim. John Kettering was pronounced dead at 2:43 PM EST. He is survived by his mother, father, younger brother, his dog, and an entire online community dedicated to sports gaming. Funeral precessions will be conducted on Wednesday 9/6 at 10 AM at Christ Church in Millburn, NJ.
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