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  • WTF
    MVP
    • Aug 2002
    • 20274

    #1

    WTF's joke of the day...

    This is titled "THE RETURN FLIGHT!"


    Alex Rodriguez, Randy Johnson and Jason Giambi were on the team charter flying back to Kennedy Airport after losing to the Tigers.

    A-Rod looked at Johnson, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy."

    The Big Unit shrugged his shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy."

    Giambi added, "Big freaking deal, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy."

    They all broke out in laughter and considered how amusing they all were.

    Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there. Hell, I could throw all of them out of the window and make 10 million people very happy."
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  • cjonesfan921
    UGH, next year
    • Jan 2005
    • 20081

    #2
    Re: WTF's joke of the day...

    Lol, not bad.

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    • Beantown
      #DoYourJob
      • Feb 2005
      • 31523

      #3
      Re: WTF's joke of the day...

      I'd be happy.

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      • skitch
        Fear Ameer
        • Oct 2002
        • 12349

        #4
        Re: WTF's joke of the day...

        Hahaha, not bad at all.

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        • Scottdau
          Banned
          • Feb 2003
          • 32580

          #5
          Re: WTF's joke of the day...

          Originally posted by WTF
          This is titled "THE RETURN FLIGHT!"


          Alex Rodriguez, Randy Johnson and Jason Giambi were on the team charter flying back to Kennedy Airport after losing to the Tigers.

          A-Rod looked at Johnson, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy."

          The Big Unit shrugged his shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy."

          Giambi added, "Big freaking deal, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy."

          They all broke out in laughter and considered how amusing they all were.

          Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there. Hell, I could throw all of them out of the window and make 10 million people very happy."

          So we laughing at people being killed. Aren't you the one who wants to be the cop? J/k still funny though!

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          • WTF
            MVP
            • Aug 2002
            • 20274

            #6
            Re: WTF's joke of the day...

            Wow Scott... bro, it's a joke. No need to come at me man.

            If you can't tell, I'm not literally throwing people out of planes, or making fun of anyone passing... just at the Yankees demise, figured a few guys would get a chuckle out of this. Lighten up bro.
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            • Altimus
              Chelsea, Assemble!
              • Nov 2004
              • 27283

              #7
              Re: WTF's joke of the day...

              Pretty good joke WTF. I got a chuckle out of it.

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              • Psyblast
                2023 National Champions
                • Jun 2003
                • 42582

                #8
                Re: WTF's joke of the day...

                Nice.

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                • luv_mist
                  Older
                  • May 2004
                  • 9596

                  #9
                  Re: WTF's joke of the day...

                  Originally posted by Scottd
                  So we laughing at people being killed. Aren't you the one who wants to be the cop? J/k still funny though!
                  Originally posted by WTF
                  Wow Scott... bro, it's a joke. No need to come at me man.

                  If you can't tell, I'm not literally throwing people out of planes, or making fun of anyone passing... just at the Yankees demise, figured a few guys would get a chuckle out of this. Lighten up bro.
                  Cops got your gun?? LOL!! That was a funny joke. SO HAPPY THEY'RE OUT!!

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                  • Brandwin
                    Hall Of Fame
                    • Jul 2002
                    • 30621

                    #10
                    Re: WTF's joke of the day...

                    Originally posted by WTF
                    Wow Scott... bro, it's a joke. No need to come at me man.

                    If you can't tell, I'm not literally throwing people out of planes, or making fun of anyone passing... just at the Yankees demise, figured a few guys would get a chuckle out of this. Lighten up bro.
                    J/k still funny though!

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                    • Brandon13
                      All Star
                      • Oct 2005
                      • 8915

                      #11
                      Re: WTF's joke of the day...

                      Funny joke WTF.

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                      • Hassan Darkside
                        We Here
                        • Sep 2003
                        • 7561

                        #12
                        Re: WTF's joke of the day...

                        Are these all original or are you bringing them to us from somewhere else?
                        [NYK|DAL|VT]
                        A true MC, y'all doing them regular degular dance songs
                        You losin' your teeth, moving like using Kevin Durant comb
                        Royce da 5'9"


                        Originally posted by DCAllAmerican
                        How many brothers fell victim to the skeet.........

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