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  • WTF
    MVP
    • Aug 2002
    • 20274

    #1

    Joke O' the Day

    Enjoy

    WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3, 6, AND 12

    A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old
    son. They happen to
    walk by the condom display, and the boy asks,

    "What are these, Dad?

    To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those
    are called condoms, son.

    Men use them to have safe sex." "Oh I see,"
    replied the boy
    pensively. Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."
    He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks,
    "Why are there 3 in this package?"

    The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys,
    ONE for Friday, ONE
    for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday."

    "Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and
    asks, "Then who are these for?"

    Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO
    for Friday, TWO for
    Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."

    "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?"
    he asks, picking up a 12 pack!

    With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad
    replied, "Those are for
    the married men. ONE for January, ONE for
    February, ONE for March........
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  • SlimKibbles
    Supporter
    • Apr 2004
    • 7276

    #2
    Re: Joke O' the Day

    I've heard that one before, but it never gets old!
    MLB: Cincinnati Reds
    NFL: Cincinnati Bengals
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    NHL: Calgary Flames

    "All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." - Edmund Burke

    "The wisest men follow their own direction." - Euripides

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    • skitch
      Fear Ameer
      • Oct 2002
      • 12349

      #3
      Re: Joke O' the Day

      Hahah, I've heard it before, but it's a good read everytime.

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      • MagicBucsWsoxFan
        MVP
        • Mar 2003
        • 4294

        #4
        Re: Joke O' the Day

        haha awesome
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        • Beantown
          #DoYourJob
          • Feb 2005
          • 31523

          #5
          Re: Joke O' the Day

          Not bad.

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          • funky_chicken
            MVP
            • Jul 2002
            • 3282

            #6
            Re: Joke O' the Day

            That was funny. I will be telling that one at work today.

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            • TheMatrix31
              RF
              • Jul 2002
              • 52901

              #7
              Re: Joke O' the Day

              LOL....that's a good one, Will.

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