What's the worst college in America?

[ifiok25]

Re: What's the worst college in America?

That school's ********.

[MassNole]

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"Lisa Morris was walking to class with her boyfriend last October when something happened. At first Ms. Morris, a sophomore music major, is reluctant to divulge the details. Eventually, however, the truth comes out: He patted her behind.
Someone who witnessed the incident reported Ms. Morris and her boyfriend. At Pensacola any physical contact between members of the opposite sex is forbidden. (Members of the same sex may touch, although the college condemns homosexuality.) The forbidden contact includes shaking hands and definitely includes patting behinds. Both students were expelled."

Can someone explain the logic behind this?

This may have been explained in the part of the article I redacted. Basically they have students turn in infractions with the hope of getting a paying position in the school where your job is to shadow bad students. I think this part was explained. So the more you turn in the better chances you get that coveted job. I guess it beats working in the factory.

I think their application is free online, I just am not about to give them my SSN or I'd apply.

[skitch]

Re: What's the worst college in America?

This **** reminds me of 1984.

[MassNole]

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Oh and the best part of it being unaccredited, no grad school will touch you. Well, no accredited Grad school.

[jmood88]

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It's all way over the top... you kidding me?

College is about learning how to be free and self-reliant. You can't do that if you're being told exactly how to act, what to do, what to listen to...

I don't understand why anyone would want to go to a college with such a rigid discipline structure. Plus all the infractions are ridiculous.

I don't know why anyone would go there either. They would probably toss my *** out the second I stepped foot on their campus.

[skitch]

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I would slap the **** out of so many booties.

[MassNole]

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Wow the girls on the volleyball team are much more attractive than I thought.

[skitch]

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...they're not attractive, though.

[The C]

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I'd imagine Clown College would be pretty bad.

Try hanging out with a friend, pie in the face.

Your watching football or just chilling, you ask someone to throw you a beer. It turns out to be a pie.

Plus if you had to drive somewhere like 30 other people would try to get a ride.

[MassNole]

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Third row isn't bad.

[The C]

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...they're not attractive, though.

Of course you don't find them hot, there not in high school anymore.

[mike01]

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OPTICAL INTERCOURSE

i just found a new hobby

Even couples who are not talking or touching can be reprimanded. Sabrina Poirier, a student at Pensacola who withdrew in 1997, was disciplined for what is known on the campus as “optical intercourse” — staring too intently into the eyes of a member of the opposite sex. This is also referred to as “making eye babies.” While the rule does not appear in written form, most students interviewed for this article were familiar with the concept.
As she tells it, Ms. Poirier was not gazing lovingly at her boyfriend; he had something in his eye. But officials didn’t buy her explanation, and she and her boyfriend were both “socialed,” she says.

[The GIGGAS]

Re: What's the worst college in America?

I'd imagine Clown College would be pretty bad.

Try hanging out with a friend, pie in the face.

Your watching football or just chilling, you ask someone to throw you a beer. It turns out to be a pie.

Plus if you had to drive somewhere like 30 other people would try to get a ride.

That sounds fun.

[Scott]

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lmfao @ "making eye babies"

[Quick6]

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My friend went there and got expelled, for what you ask? Chewing gum. No lie.