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  • Blzer
    Resident film pundit
    • Mar 2004
    • 42515

    #1

    Great balls of fire

    So I flew home for the weekend from SDSU to visit my family, and while I was there I also washed my clothes. All were clean, smelled nice, etc. Anyway, when I flew back last night, I checked my bags because I had more stuff coming back than I did going there.

    My friend picked me up, and when I got in the car, I noticed a strange smell. My friend said it smelled like Menthol, and I distinctly know the smell to be similar to Icy Hot (so, if Menthol smells like that, points for him). He said it didn't smell like that until I got in the car, so I thought maybe I had something on me, but when I smelled my bags, it was definitely smelling like that in the bag with my clean clothes.

    Well tonight is the first time I'm starting to wear underwear from this bag, and I'm sure it must have been something like Icy Hot. At first I felt a brush of cool air, and then I'm like, "Huh, weird...". Now it's burning like no tomorrow! I can't stop moving around like crazy!



    What in the hell happened to my bag at this airport? I don't want to have to do laundry again since I just did it, but now I think I'll have to. My *** is on the stove right now!
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  • Cebby
    Banned
    • Apr 2005
    • 22327

    #2
    Re: Great balls of fire

    Hows SDSU? I'm thinking about going there next year.

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    • Blzer
      Resident film pundit
      • Mar 2004
      • 42515

      #3
      Re: Great balls of fire

      Originally posted by The Soldier
      Hows SDSU? I'm thinking about going there next year.
      It's pretty good... except MY ***** FEEL LIKE THEY'RE ON FIRE!!!
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      • Cebby
        Banned
        • Apr 2005
        • 22327

        #4
        Re: Great balls of fire

        Originally posted by Blzer
        except MY ***** FEEL LIKE THEY'RE ON FIRE!!!
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        • jmood88
          Sean Payton: Retribution
          • Jul 2003
          • 34639

          #5
          Re: Great balls of fire

          LMAO
          Originally posted by Blzer
          Let me assure you that I am a huge proponent of size, and it greatly matters. Don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise.

          If I went any bigger, it would not have properly fit with my equipment, so I had to optimize. I'm okay with it, but I also know what I'm missing with those five inches. :)

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          • Scottdau
            Banned
            • Feb 2003
            • 32580

            #6
            Re: Great balls of fire

            Maybe there was something in your washing machine. Like Icy hot. Some times some weird things in up in a machine.

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            • Double Eights
              Banned
              • Nov 2005
              • 5733

              #7
              Re: Great balls of fire

              Probably anthrax.

              Spend your final hours wisely.

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              • Trevytrev11
                MVP
                • Nov 2006
                • 3259

                #8
                Re: Great balls of fire

                Sounds like someone may have played a prank on you. In baseball, the icey hot in the jock is a pretty popular gag. Maybe a teamate got into your stuff or something....good times...good memories.

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                • The C
                  Banned
                  • Apr 2005
                  • 7538

                  #9
                  Re: Great balls of fire

                  Usually I have to pay extra for something like that.

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                  • countryboy
                    Growing pains
                    • Sep 2003
                    • 52721

                    #10
                    Re: Great balls of fire

                    Originally posted by The C
                    Usually I have to pay extra for something like that.
                    LMAO

                    classic
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                    • Blzer
                      Resident film pundit
                      • Mar 2004
                      • 42515

                      #11
                      Re: Great balls of fire

                      Only thing is that I don't recall it smelling when I put the clothes in the bag, after I washed them. In fact, I didn't even notice it when I had it next to me waiting for my flight. I only noticed it when I got in the car, and I noticed it instantly.

                      Anywho, it's feeling better now. But now I have tomorrow to look forward to until I decide to rewash them.
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                      • mgoblue
                        Go Wings!
                        • Jul 2002
                        • 25477

                        #12
                        Re: Great balls of fire

                        Dude, you're supposed to wrap it when you're at a brothel.
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                        • SPTO
                          binging
                          • Feb 2003
                          • 68046

                          #13
                          Re: Great balls of fire

                          Least it's not as bad as sitting on a curling iron.

                          My poor butt
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                          • Flyboy
                            Daydream Believer
                            • Jun 2003
                            • 11352

                            #14
                            Re: Great balls of fire

                            This thread is amazing for so many reasons.
                            Originally posted by EWRMETS
                            Maybe the best post in OS's history. If you don't think Tony Romo is a Hall of Famer, you support al Qaeda.

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                            • youvalss
                              ******
                              • Feb 2007
                              • 16600

                              #15
                              Re: Great balls of fire

                              Just stop wearing underwear. Problem solved!
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