How ******** is this? drivers license...

[e0820]

Re: How ******** is this? drivers license...

So I get to the dmv to renew my license yesterday at 630 and they close at 7. So everythings being rushed big time. So I go thru the process, they take my picture and the idiot didnt even give me any prewarning and I blinked. So my picture has me with my eyes 9/10th of the way closed. On top of that the guy was a complete *** after I got my lisence and said I cannot retake the picture and basically pushed me out the door. This is ridiculous.

If I say I lost my license in a week or so and I go back in there will they have that same photo on file and reissue that one on a new id or will I get to retake my picture?

Be happy you didnt have to wait. Sitting at the DMV is ridiculous. The one in Naperville IL is a 1/2 hour wait easy for license renewel.

[Gibbz]

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I've been to hell. I spell it...I spell it DMV
Anyone that's been there knows precisely what I mean
Stood there and I've waited and choked back the urge to scream
And if I had my druthers I'd screw a chimpanzee-call it pointless

When I need relief I spell it THC
Perhaps you may know vaguely what I mean
I sit back and smoke away huge chunks of memory
As I slowly inflict upon myself a full lobotomy-call it pointless

Barbecues, tea kettles, gobs of axle grease
There comes a time for every man to sail the seas of cheese
Now, life's a bowl of bagel dogs, but there are unpleasantries
Cold toilet seats, dentist chairs and trips to DMV-call it pointless

I've been to hell. I spell it...I spell it DMV
Anyone that's been there knows precisely what I mean
I've stood in line and waited near an hour and fifteen
And if I had my druthers I'd screw that chimpanzee-call it pointless

[CaptainZombie]

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He was out of there in the blink of an eye.

This is great for two reasons. For one, should you ever decide to experiment with drugs in the future, cops will assume you normally look like a strung-out meth addict and likely won't recognize that you're on any illicit substances.

And secondly, this means we can all look forward to the inevitable thread where a girl dumps you because she sees your drivers license photo and thinks you look like an r-tard in it.

haha at this point though I was catching on to her because it was too obvious. So I broke up with her and caught her and her friend a bit off guard because obviously they knew they wernt going to get invited to the parties anymore. So its always good dumping a hot stuck up girl. However, in the big scheme of things she hasnt been too interested for a few weeks up to that point so its not like shes too upset over it, plus she knows she can get attention from anyone she wants. Im just looking at it as a good experience to learn from. Sure I might not land someone quite that attractive, but thats really all she had going for her since she wasnt much of a talker, and had this cocky "hot ****" vibe about her that I definately dont miss.

That's good you turned the tables on them.

[nyisles16]

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This thread delivers.

not without your maps it doesn't

[cliburn]

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I've been to hell. I spell it...I spell it DMV
Anyone that's been there knows precisely what I mean
Stood there and I've waited and choked back the urge to scream
And if I had my druthers I'd screw a chimpanzee-call it pointless

When I need relief I spell it THC
Perhaps you may know vaguely what I mean
I sit back and smoke away huge chunks of memory
As I slowly inflict upon myself a full lobotomy-call it pointless

Barbecues, tea kettles, gobs of axle grease
There comes a time for every man to sail the seas of cheese
Now, life's a bowl of bagel dogs, but there are unpleasantries
Cold toilet seats, dentist chairs and trips to DMV-call it pointless

I've been to hell. I spell it...I spell it DMV
Anyone that's been there knows precisely what I mean
I've stood in line and waited near an hour and fifteen
And if I had my druthers I'd screw that chimpanzee-call it pointless

Man, in Oklahoma, license plates and drivers licenses are privatized. You go to an officially licensed tag agency and get your license plate and license processed there and I'd never had to wait more than ten minutes. Most times, I don't have to wait at all. They even ask you if you like the photo before they make the ID.

Wow, Oklahoma actually does something better than the rest of the country; who'd have thunk it?

[RockinDaMike]

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You're lucky that you didn't get your license in Arizona. Mine expires 2047. Imagine living with the same picture for almost 50 years.

[ODogg]

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Man, in Oklahoma, license plates and drivers licenses are privatized. You go to an officially licensed tag agency and get your license plate and license processed there and I'd never had to wait more than ten minutes. Most times, I don't have to wait at all. They even ask you if you like the photo before they make the ID.

Wow, Oklahoma actually does something better than the rest of the country; who'd have thunk it?

Texas DMV delivers really well too. I went to the DMV twice there when I lived in Austin and each time I waited less than 5 minutes, got to sit down with an individual person in a cube, go over my options which were clearly explained and pay and be on my way within 15-20 minutes. They even asked me if I was satisfied with my drivers license picture.

DMV here in Virginia is longer in wait time, I have been there twice and each time it's about 15-20 minutes but they also did offer me a chance to take a second picture if I wanted. Now Ohio, where I'm from, that was really bad from what I remember but I have not had to go to their DMV in a long time so maybe it's gotten better.

[ndeezlo]

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you have to figure he only posted this non-girl non-problem just so he could bring up the girl issues.

[RockinDaMike]

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you have to figure he only posted this non-girl non-problem just so he could bring up the girl issues.

Nice detective work. Haha

[HungryBologna]

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The DMV in Vegas is horrible.

[Flyboy]

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You're lucky that you didn't get your license in Arizona. Mine expires 2047. Imagine living with the same picture for almost 50 years.

*******! How does THAT work?!

[Brandon13]

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you have to figure he only posted this non-girl non-problem just so he could bring up the girl issues.

Lol, good point.

[Miles_Yuhas]

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I straight up look like a convict on my license. its pretty cool.

[Acid]

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I look stoned in my picture.

Apparently that's my permanent look though, so who knows.

[mgoblue]

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I look stoned in my picture.

Apparently that's my permanent look though, so who knows.

You "eat sandwiches" all the time though, so it makes sense.