One Month in the Cell: A Trip Report in MSPaint

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  • dkgojackets
    Banned
    • Mar 2005
    • 13816

    #1

    One Month in the Cell: A Trip Report in MSPaint

    Some of you may have noted my absence over the past month. Due to an unfortunate set of cirumstances, I served a one month ban from the forums. For those who I insulted or directed other unfriendly posts to, I apologize.

    Most of you have not spent time in "The Cell." Even some mods I conversed with on AIM were not exactly sure how it was set up, so I see this as an opportunity to both educate and announce my return.

    It starts when you see this dreaded page



    Oh no!!! What are you going to do? I will say that complaining to higher authorities does not work, and you are best complying with their demands and beginning your sentence as soon as possible. However, I first tried the backdoor through an obsolete OS communication method.









    Rats. They've got it all covered. Looks like I'm going to be here for a while. It was not a happy time in dkland.









    The condiitons were harsh.









    And I had some concerns about my cellmates.









    One day a group of inmates snapped during showertime. The following scene I feel is to gruesome to post inline, but you may look if you so desire.










    There were many ways to pass the time. I played some Halo.










    I turned into a ROCKSTAR with Guitar Hero!!










    I watched some INCREDIBLE professional football.










    I perused the finer points of the internets.










    Let's not forget that I go to a BIGTIME ACC basketball school! The season has started.










    To wrap it up.

  • Holic
    All Star
    • Feb 2003
    • 6424

    #2
    Re: One Month in the Cell: A Trip Report in MSPaint

    Good to see you're back in time to discuss Tech's loss to the Dawgs this Saturday.

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    • Acid
      Mr. Brightside
      • May 2003
      • 16954

      #3
      Re: One Month in the Cell: A Trip Report in MSPaint

      LMAO!



      Welcome back, man.
      Blind to this impending fate
      We let the world carry our weight
      It's back breaks with every mile
      But we all live in denial

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      • Psyblast
        2023 National Champions
        • Jun 2003
        • 42582

        #4
        Re: One Month in the Cell: A Trip Report in MSPaint

        Originally posted by dkgojackets
        Even some mods I conversed with on AIM were not exactly sure how it was set up
        *shuffles paper; clicks pen*

        Their names?

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        • The C
          Banned
          • Apr 2005
          • 7538

          #5
          Re: One Month in the Cell: A Trip Report in MSPaint

          Why is a klansman playing guitar hero?

          And why do you have a poster that laughs at you?

          The South is so weird.

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          • nyisles16
            All Star
            • Apr 2003
            • 8317

            #6
            Re: One Month in the Cell: A Trip Report in MSPaint

            great thread!! glad your back from "Timeout"

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            • Acid
              Mr. Brightside
              • May 2003
              • 16954

              #7
              Re: One Month in the Cell: A Trip Report in MSPaint

              Originally posted by The C
              Why is a klansman playing guitar hero?
              It's a rock-star.

              Look closer.
              Blind to this impending fate
              We let the world carry our weight
              It's back breaks with every mile
              But we all live in denial

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              • The C
                Banned
                • Apr 2005
                • 7538

                #8
                Re: One Month in the Cell: A Trip Report in MSPaint

                Originally posted by Acid
                It's a rock-star.

                Look closer.

                All I see is a chubby Klansman who wanted to appear slimmer so he didn't trim his klan suit (what are they called?) too tight.

                PS: The mods should make the CONGRATULATIONS ad appear all the time in the cell.
                Last edited by The C; 11-20-2007, 11:33 PM.

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                • oakfan162
                  Get Ducked Up!
                  • Mar 2006
                  • 4724

                  #9
                  Re: One Month in the Cell: A Trip Report in MSPaint

                  That was awesome, hope you get banned more to produce even more epic graphic novels!
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                  • SPTO
                    binging
                    • Feb 2003
                    • 68046

                    #10
                    Re: One Month in the Cell: A Trip Report in MSPaint

                    Well at least you didn't drop the soap

                    Welcome back!
                    Member of the Official OS Bills Backers Club

                    "Baseball is the most important thing that doesn't matter at all" - Robert B. Parker

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                    • Husker_OS
                      Champs
                      • Jun 2003
                      • 21459

                      #11
                      Re: One Month in the Cell: A Trip Report in MSPaint

                      Heh nice. Welcome back.
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                      • mgoblue
                        Go Wings!
                        • Jul 2002
                        • 25477

                        #12
                        Re: One Month in the Cell: A Trip Report in MSPaint

                        in the "Harsh Conditions" picture, is there any reason you're jacking it in the corner while a rat watches? Just wonderin'....
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                        • TheMatrix31
                          RF
                          • Jul 2002
                          • 52907

                          #13
                          Re: One Month in the Cell: A Trip Report in MSPaint

                          Originally posted by mgoblue
                          in the "Harsh Conditions" picture, is there any reason you're jacking it in the corner while a rat watches? Just wonderin'....
                          You wish....

                          ...I think he's taking a leak.

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                          • The GIGGAS
                            Timbers - Jags - Hokies
                            • Mar 2003
                            • 28474

                            #14
                            Re: One Month in the Cell: A Trip Report in MSPaint

                            I demand moar.
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                            • bkfount
                              All Star
                              • Oct 2004
                              • 8467

                              #15
                              Re: One Month in the Cell: A Trip Report in MSPaint

                              A+

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