so a few days ago a friend called me and said i should come back to america. i hadnt been since I left university of oregon, but he lived in southern california and said I should go there. after all why would i go back to oregon if he was in california? so I got on a plane and left. we stopped at charles de gaule, in france.
i had never been to california and was shocked by the mexican proliferation. but it was nice to see my friend
my friend asked what i wanted to do in america. i said i wanted to buy a gun.
apparently you have to take a test to prove you dont have asperger's or they wont let you have a gun.
i did well on the test and they said I could have a gun in ten days. then we went to the health club that my friend bought with his dead parents money. it was nice and i met a girl there.
she was acceptive of my clever pickup line and came back to my friends house with us
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i had never been to california and was shocked by the mexican proliferation. but it was nice to see my friend
my friend asked what i wanted to do in america. i said i wanted to buy a gun.
apparently you have to take a test to prove you dont have asperger's or they wont let you have a gun.
i did well on the test and they said I could have a gun in ten days. then we went to the health club that my friend bought with his dead parents money. it was nice and i met a girl there.
she was acceptive of my clever pickup line and came back to my friends house with us
For a very NSFW finale, click here
And for an extra treat, click here
That extra treat pissed me off.
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