V-Day ideas

[Dallasin2K3]

So fellas, what's on tap for V-Day for your lady? Make the right move and you could be handsomely rewarded... Flowers, dinner? Something new?

[Chaos81]

Re: V-Day ideas

Make the right move and you could be handsomely rewarded

That made me feel like I was watching a horrible late night infomercial.

[skitch]

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That made me feel like I was watching a horrible late night infomercial.

Good call.

[ac11367]

Re: V-Day ideas

I'm going to email the Billy Joel song "Just the Way You Are" for her to put into her iTunes.

[the_future420]

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Flowers + Chocolate Hearts + Dinner + Movie = Auto Fellatio

[Acid]

Re: V-Day ideas

Dick in a Box.

[bsb13]

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The only thing I got on tap for V-Day is my right hand and a box of napkins.

To be honest, right now in my life I kinda like it that way.

[Flyboy]

Re: V-Day ideas

A necklace.

"I got the hottest girl in the girl wearin' my chain!" -- Jay-Z

[priesthood619]

Re: V-Day ideas

Alright Fellas I know this is kind of boderline.


When I was still wooing my wife way back in 2001, for V-Day that year I was mad broke and had been w/ her for like 5 months. So I didn't know what to do, I really liked her so I wanted to impress her. Like I said though I was broke.

So this is what I did, mind you I lived in an 3 bedroom apartment with 2 of my boys, so it was a total bachelors pad. Bong's out, empty alcohal bottles on top of the fridge like trophy's. I digress...

Anyway's I took an old jelly jar we had in the fridge, cleaned out the jar. I took some paper and wrote little sayings on there Like "Remember our 1st kiss, or Remember the time in the Movie theater" stuff like that and wrapped the jar w/ paper. On that paper I wrote "Ana's bad jar" and told her whenever she's having a bad day open that up and read a couple of notes.

I know, I know mad simpish, the funny thing is during the whole time my roomates never caught me doing it. It was secrect covert operations going on. I remember one time I was cutting out the sayings and my bedroom door flew open and it was my boys trying to get me to smoke with them or something and I threw everything I had under the bed scared I was finna get caught doing something gaaaaay.

Anyways almost 7 years later got one daughter w/ her and another daughter on the way (April 1st due date)

Try it it'll work but DO NOT admit that you got the idea from somewhere else. Use it as your own they love that.

[mgoblue]

Re: V-Day ideas

Alright Fellas I know this is kind of boderline.


When I was still wooing my wife way back in 2001, for V-Day that year I was mad broke and had been w/ her for like 5 months. So I didn't know what to do, Ireally liked her so I wanted to impress her. Like I said though I was broke.

So this is what I did, mind you I lived in an 3 bedroom apartment with 2 of my boys, so it was a total bachelors pad. Bong's out, empty alcohal bottles on top of the fridge like trophy's. I digress...

Anyway's I took an old jelly jar we had in the fridge, cleaned out the jar. I took some paper and wrote little sayings on there Like "Remember our 1st kiss, or Remember the time in the Movie theater" stuff like And wrap the jar in paper on wrote the wrapped paper "Ana's bad jar" and told her whenever she's having a bad day open that up and read a couple of notes.

I know, I know mad simpish, the funny thing is during the whole time my roomates never caught me doing it. It was secrect covert operations going on. I remember one time I was cutting out the sayings and my bedroom door flew open and it was my boys trying to get me to smoke with them or something and I threw everything I had uner the bed scared I was finna get caught doing something gaaaaay.

Anyways almost 7 years later got one daughter w/ her and another daughter on the way (April 1st due date)

Try it it'll work but DO NOT admit that you got the idea from somewhere else. Use it as your own they love that.

Man, that's a great idea! Not gay at all, just romantic (but I understand not wanting your boys to see you doing it, they'd never let you live it down)

Me, I'm on the first couple dates with someone, not exclusive or anything yet, so I'm a *******. I should know better than to start dating right before Valentine's Day. I have no idea what'll go down between now and then.

[Gibbz]

Re: V-Day ideas

Flowers + Chocolate Hearts + Dinner + Movie = Auto Fellatio

Auto-fellatio? So you're going to reward yourself with all that and then suck your own ****?

[Acid]

Re: V-Day ideas

I'm stealing priesthood's idea one day.

[davin]

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Well, seeing as I won't be home for V-Day... nothing. Valentines Day isn't really a big deal to either of us, we have a 10 dollar budget so not like it was some big deal.

[RAZRr1275]

Re: V-Day ideas

Alright Fellas I know this is kind of boderline.


When I was still wooing my wife way back in 2001, for V-Day that year I was mad broke and had been w/ her for like 5 months. So I didn't know what to do, Ireally liked her so I wanted to impress her. Like I said though I was broke.

So this is what I did, mind you I lived in an 3 bedroom apartment with 2 of my boys, so it was a total bachelors pad. Bong's out, empty alcohal bottles on top of the fridge like trophy's. I digress...

Anyway's I took an old jelly jar we had in the fridge, cleaned out the jar. I took some paper and wrote little sayings on there Like "Remember our 1st kiss, or Remember the time in the Movie theater" stuff like And wrap the jar in paper on wrote the wrapped paper "Ana's bad jar" and told her whenever she's having a bad day open that up and read a couple of notes.

I know, I know mad simpish, the funny thing is during the whole time my roomates never caught me doing it. It was secrect covert operations going on. I remember one time I was cutting out the sayings and my bedroom door flew open and it was my boys trying to get me to smoke with them or something and I threw everything I had uner the bed scared I was finna get caught doing something gaaaaay.

Anyways almost 7 years later got one daughter w/ her and another daughter on the way (April 1st due date)

Try it it'll work but DO NOT admit that you got the idea from somewhere else. Use it as your own they love that.

I like that idea.

[pfunk880]

Re: V-Day ideas

Auto-fellatio? So you're going to reward yourself with all that and then suck your own ****?