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  • SlimKibbles
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    • Apr 2004
    • 7276

    #1

    Best. Name. Ever.

    Snagged this off of FARK. (http://www.poughkeepsiejournal.com/a...EWS05/80208042)

    Poor guy. Too bad the arresting officer wasn't named Darth Mason instead of Garth Mason. As one comment on the website: "Couldn't get those blasted TIE fighters off his back."

    Chase ends in crash, arrest

    By Lindsay Suchow
    Poughkeepsie Journal

    A City of Poughkeepsie man was arrested Thursday after leading police on a high-speed chase through the city, which came to an end on the lawns of two Washington Street homes.

    Officer Garth Mason was on Market Street at 6:37 p.m. when he saw a car, operated by Landocalrissan Butler, 27, of Winnikee Avenue, speeding and moving into the officer’s lane, almost striking his car, said Deputy Chief Tom Ghee.

    Mason attempted to pull Butler’s vehicle over, Ghee said, but Butler allegedly did not comply and would not stop his vehicle.

    Butler led Mason on a chase through several city streets, eventually ending up southbound on Washington Street, Ghee said.

    There are many different factors that come into play when an officer decides whether to engage in a pursuit, and whether to continue or discontinue that pursuit, Ghee said. City police are in the process of conducting an internal review of the incident to determine whether all pursuit policies were followed.

    While driving southbound on Washington, an 18-year-old Hyde Park woman driving a Saab, whose identity was not revealed, was attempting to make a left turn onto Taylor Avenue, Ghee said. Butler attempted to pass the woman’s vehicle, but wound up striking the driver’s side of her car.

    Both cars left the road after the collision. One ended up on the lawn of 151 Washington St.; the other on the lawn next door.

    Officers gave Butler several verbal commands to show his hands, but he ignored the orders, Ghee said. An officer was able to open Butler’s passenger door, remove him from the vehicle and put him to the ground. He also allegedly ignored commands to put his hands behind his back.

    Butler was transported to Saint Francis Hospital for medical evaluation, but was released back into police custody several hours later, Ghee said. He was charged with first-degree reckless endangerment, a felony, aggravated unlicensed operation, misdemeanor reckless driving, and numerous vehicular and traffic violations. He was also charged with criminal possession of a controlled substance after officers allegedly found cocaine in his possession.

    Butler was also arrested on a court warrant out of Dutchess County and a family court warrant out of Schenectady County, Ghee said.

    The woman driving the Saab was transported to Saint Francis Hospital with head contusions, but her injuries did not appear to be serious at the time, Ghee said.
    Butler was held overnight at the city jail pending arraignment.

    According to Journal archives, Butler entered a guilty plea in county court on March 7, 2006, to attempted criminal possession of a controlled substance, a felony. Butler told Judge Thomas J. Dolan he had five small bags of crack in his pocket Dec. 22, 2005, when police arrested him on Morgan Avenue. He said he intended to sell the drugs. In exchange for his plea, Butler was promised a sentence of six months in jail and five years on probation.
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  • cliburn
    MVP
    • Jun 2003
    • 2837

    #2
    Re: Best. Name. Ever.

    I wonder what his nickname is. Lando? That sounds so nerdy though. Poor guy.
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    • Gibbz
      All Star
      • Aug 2005
      • 8240

      #3
      Re: Best. Name. Ever.

      I don't get it...

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      • Spectre
        Th* ******
        • Mar 2003
        • 5853

        #4
        Re: Best. Name. Ever.

        LOL, Poughkeepsie is near my house

        That'd be a great name for a kid

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        • Hassan Darkside
          We Here
          • Sep 2003
          • 7561

          #5
          Re: Best. Name. Ever.

          Originally posted by gibbzilla558
          I don't get it...

          Land of calories and butt ler?
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          You losin' your teeth, moving like using Kevin Durant comb
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          How many brothers fell victim to the skeet.........

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          • DickDalewood

            #6
            Re: Best. Name. Ever.

            I don't get it either... what am I missing?

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            • SportsTop
              The Few. The Proud.
              • Jul 2003
              • 6716

              #7
              Re: Best. Name. Ever.

              Originally posted by gibbzilla558
              I don't get it...

              Originally posted by dickdalewood
              I don't get it either... what am I missing?
              You can't be serious.

              There is no way I am that old.
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              • Chaos81
                Hall Of Fame
                • Mar 2004
                • 17150

                #8
                Re: Best. Name. Ever.

                Originally posted by Squint
                You can't be serious.

                There is no way I am that old.
                I wouldn't have had any idea what he was getting at had he not mentioned tie fighters and Darth.

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                • SportsTop
                  The Few. The Proud.
                  • Jul 2003
                  • 6716

                  #9
                  Re: Best. Name. Ever.

                  Originally posted by Chaos81
                  I wouldn't have had any idea what he was getting at had he not mentioned tie fighters and Darth.
                  You mean the bolded and italicized Landocalrissan didn't give it away (although misspelled it does the job)?

                  Doesn't he make the list of top 100 coolest cats in a movie ever?
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                  • Gibbz
                    All Star
                    • Aug 2005
                    • 8240

                    #10
                    Re: Best. Name. Ever.

                    Originally posted by Squint
                    You mean the bolded and italicized Landocalrissan didn't give it away (although misspelled it does the job)?

                    Doesn't he make the list of top 100 coolest cats in a movie ever?
                    Ah, a Star Wars thing, no wonder I had no idea what it was.
                    Last edited by Gibbz; 02-10-2008, 03:10 AM.

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                    • SlimKibbles
                      Supporter
                      • Apr 2004
                      • 7276

                      #11
                      Re: Best. Name. Ever.

                      Boy, I made a bad assumption thinking that everyone would get it. Squint, maybe we are getting old.
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                      • P2K
                        Banned
                        • Aug 2006
                        • 8845

                        #12
                        Re: Best. Name. Ever.

                        Originally posted by gibbzilla558
                        Ah, a Star Wars thing, no wonder I had no idea what it was.
                        You don't have to be deep into Star Wars to know what it meant. Even I knew.

                        Dude's mom must be a huge Billy Dee fan. If not, she's a turd for naming him that.

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                        • TJdaSportsGuy
                          Hall Of Fame
                          • Dec 2002
                          • 11146

                          #13
                          Re: Best. Name. Ever.

                          Originally posted by SlimKibbles
                          Boy, I made a bad assumption thinking that everyone would get it. Squint, maybe we are getting old.
                          We GOTTA be getting old. I knew what it meant immediately.

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                          • WaddupCouzin
                            MVP
                            • Jul 2002
                            • 2366

                            #14
                            Re: Best. Name. Ever.

                            Serious! I was LMAO reading then to see 1/2 the people on the thread don't get it. Feel like the old dude in the club.
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                            • Skyboxer
                              Donny Baseball!
                              • Jul 2002
                              • 20302

                              #15
                              Re: Best. Name. Ever.

                              Originally posted by SlimKibbles
                              Boy, I made a bad assumption thinking that everyone would get it. Squint, maybe we are getting old.
                              We're not getting old.
                              The force is strong with us...

                              (yeah it was weird seeing some people have no idea about the name)
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