Re: Weird Roommates
try hitting her
try hitting her
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Re: Weird Roommates
My sophomore year at Tech I had a roommate that masturbated constantly.
I would walk in during the middle of the day on my way back from class and he would be naked in his chair with Johnson in hand. It happened enough times that I had to start knocking before I walked into my own freakin' room. On a few occasions I would wake up in the middle of the night with the bed shaking (we had the standard issue bunk set-up), and not because he had a girl with him. I tried talking with him about his issues at one point and he acted like I was crazy and that there was nothing wrong with what he was doing.
The kicker was when I left my girlfriend alone in the room with him when I went to take a piss. He confronted her on how he didn't appreciate that she would stay the night so often and that he was going to report her to the RA if it didn't stop. After that I basically told him that if he ever spoke to her without my permission that I would slice his **** off in the middle of the night and shove it in his mouth. I then made sure to slip her the sausage extra loud that night, just for his sake.
I hope he is dead.Overall satisfaction also makes the decline!!!!!!!!!!!!Comment
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I've had 3 major groups of roommates, but my worst were my campus designated roommates at Auburn.
I was staying in a dorm, but it's not a typical dorm, but a group of 3 small apartment complexes. I had 1 roommate, 2 suitemates, 2 bedrooms, a kitchen and one bathroom. My actual roommate snored, was ROTC, so he was up at 4:30 every morning (where he decided to open the blinds), but he was gone on the weekends, so he wasn't much of a problem.
My suitemates were horrible. One night, I came in at like 2:30 in the morning rolling my *** off, and see they've got two relatively cute ladies. It was after a Saturday night Halloween party, and one of the kids was in a frat that required him to attend church. So somehow, these kids are talking about church instead of tearing the hoes up, and one of the girls looks at one of my roommates and says "can we go to church with you guys in the morning?" It was obvious that she wanted him in her, like, yesterday. What does my roommate say? He says "No, I think it'd be best if you go to your own church". Me and my man started laughing our collective asses off. We tried to "hollar" at the women on their way out, but apparently they didn't want a real pimp.
But my real problem with them was their bitching about me causing cockroaches. Now, this would probably only be funny to AA, dagger, and Kevin, but anyone who's stayed in an Auburn dorm knows there are roaches. Giant, genetically engineered roaches. And billions of them. Everywhere. Yet, I was the sole cause of our roaches. Despite me being the cleanest college kid in the world, the fact that I simply used the kitchen (nevermind that I washed all utensils thoroughly after every meal) attracted the roaches. I tried explaining to them that there always have, and always will be roaches, because no matter how clean we are, the folks on the other side of the kitchen had old plates piled 3 miles high.
After a series of "bunking" with folk for a month and some in different states, I moved in with this guy I met under less-than-ideal circumstances for meeting a roommate. He was cool other than one awkward experience with a certain crack whore (<female voice>not a "OMG the kid down the hall is a crackwhore"</female voice>, homegirl straight up did what was asked for the crack).Comment
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My sophomore year we only had 3 guys in a potential 5 person 2 bedroom suite. So they gave us a new guy named Jesse. Jesse moved in my room. At first he seemed a little quiet, not a big deal, it has to be a little awkward because the other 3 of us were good friends.
So the first night I head back to the dorms and look up to my window and there is this blue glowing pulsating light. Strange I think but continue on. I reach my floor, then our main door, and I can hear the rhythmic beat of what sounds like a dance club. So I walk in and he's blasting Primitive Radio Gods "Standing Outside a Phone Booth" techno version while wearing Army boots, camouflage shorts, and a skin tight black shirt. I let it slide, I figure he's going out clubbing somewhere and he's just getting ready. Wrong...3 hours later he's still wearing the same thing sitting in our room listening to the same song. A short time later I walk in and see a military grade gas mask sitting on his bed, with the obvious signs in his hair and on his face he was wearing it seconds before I walked in. I immediately walked out, and slept on the coach in my buddies room that night. We locked the door and put a chair up because we thought he was going to murder us in the middle of the night. The next day I moved into their room and Jesse was left by himself to rock out every night to techno and do god only knows what else.
Several weeks later one of my room mates got in a fight with him over if the window should be open or closed and he ended up moving out. I still freak out whenever I hear "Standing Outside A Phone Booth."- The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.Comment
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I had a roommate ruin my blender once...but he paid for a new one...and it was actually better than the original...so it actually was a pretty good deal for me.Comment
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Alright, so I was playing COD4 about two hours ago on XBL and my roommate comes in and says: "Are you going to be playing this for awhile?"
I say that I have to go to class soon and cut my session a few games short, thinking he wanted to use the TV or something, and since I could use that time to study I was going to be nice and let him have the TV.
Two minutes after I turn off my Xbox, he leaves the room. ****in' idiot robbed me of a good twenty minutes of Call of Duty.
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I went home for the President's Day Long Weekend last week. I came back a day early on Sunday and the first thing he says to me when I walk into the room is: "I let someone borrow your beer pong table last night. I would've called you ask you if it was alright, but I couldn't find your number, so I just gave it to him. I'll get it back today."
Multiple things wrong with this, in my opinion. First off, if you can't ask me whether or not you can take something of mine to someone else's room...don't take it. Second, if you do break the first rule and you take it to someone else's room...do not leave it there. Third, if you break both above rules and then say you are going to go get it back today...do not wait almost a week to get the table back, while ignoring multiple comments made by me asking when it was going to be back.
What else has he done....
Hm. Oh yeah, I brought two different fridges to school. One's bigger than the other, and that one ended up on his side of the room for the first semester. No big deal. First day of second semester, I switch the fridges so the bigger one is next to my desk and the smaller one is next to his. Keep in mind, they're both mine. He proceeds to whine and complain about me switching the fridges, asking why I get the bigger one and all that. If I hadn't been under the influence of a certain green herb when he complained, I would've punched him in the face and moved the smaller fridge to my side as well.Comment
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Maybe he just left to grab some food or something to eat while watching tv and got back a couple minutes after you left. The last couple instances seem like he is a freak and a very weird dude, but that TV incident seems understandable.Comment
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Man, i've got a weird roommate! I get back from class and he's playing COD4...I just ask if he's going to be playing for a while, idle conversation, he says "Gotta go to class soon" and stops playing. Seems normal, right? Well, when I don't instantly start watching TV he gets all girly on me, whining about "I lost 20 minutes of gaming time". I want to give him some Summer's Eve and tell him to man up.
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I just asked if I could have the bigger fridge by my desk and he's all tripping out (he's high all the time) and throws an even bigger PMS fit on me. Yeah, both fridges are his, but he only eats chips cause he's high.
I swear this guy is constantly on the rag or something. Watch him get all sorority girl on me when I tell him I lent out his beer pong table.Nintendo Switch Friend Code: SW-7009-7102-8818Comment
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He went out for a run, I'm pretty sure. He did come back while I was gone at class, but I highly doubt he used the TV at all.
Imagine how an immature 12 year old that happens to be 20 and in college would act, multiply that by about 100 and you have my roommate.Last edited by Beantown; 02-27-2008, 06:16 PM.Comment
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