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  • Husker_OS
    Champs
    • Jun 2003
    • 21459

    #9166
    Re: OS Off Topic

    You can go a lot deeper with the butterfly though.
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    • Cebby
      Banned
      • Apr 2005
      • 22327

      #9167
      Re: OS Off Topic

      I hope you fornicators enjoy Hell

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      • mgoblue
        Go Wings!
        • Jul 2002
        • 25477

        #9168
        Re: OS Off Topic

        Originally posted by Cebby
        Violating the honor code is serious business.
        Yeah...but old copies of tests, if from a student prior (not stolen, etc), is legit...It's common in college to pass notes down to other people you know semester to semester, old tests (if they let you keep them), etc. Not sure the extent of his other cheating though. You don't want to mess with that, they'll expel you in a heartbeat.
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        • DTX3
          Hall Of Fame
          • Jun 2003
          • 13022

          #9169
          Re: OS Off Topic

          Originally posted by Husker_OS
          You can go a lot deeper with the butterfly though.

          The Frog Leap looks pretty awesome i must say, gotta try that one of these days.

          **EDIT
          Okay, i just seen one of the most coolest positions evar.
          Last edited by DTX3; 12-18-2008, 06:09 PM.
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          • Rawdeal28
            Swiitch U? lol
            • Oct 2007
            • 7407

            #9170
            Re: OS Off Topic

            Originally posted by ThreeKing
            Best sex position is reverse cowgirl where she sits on you, but faces the other way. THAT is ftw. I seriously go cross-eyed when I, um.... "release".
            EXACTLY. i also love the regular cowgirl.
            "on hoping there is a PSN flash sale before Valentine's Day"
            Man there are no flashers... now what are we going to do for vd
            I'm sure there's plenty of prostitutes you could pay if you really want vd.
            yea but will they take psn cards
            Depends on what area of a hooker you would use to redeem them.

            lol

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            • Sandman42
              Hall Of Fame
              • Aug 2004
              • 15186

              #9171
              Re: OS Off Topic

              Last final in an hour and then I'm outta here before the snowstorm hits.
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              • stewaat

                #9172
                Re: OS Off Topic

                TMI...TMI

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                • DTX3
                  Hall Of Fame
                  • Jun 2003
                  • 13022

                  #9173
                  Re: OS Off Topic

                  No more lying about it fellas, becareful out there. Your next hook up might pop out one of these...

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                  • stewaat

                    #9174
                    Re: OS Off Topic

                    Some tips I found:

                    4.4 inches or less:
                    During the first stages of arousal, women's vaginas expand more than necessary in order to welcome a foreign object that it hasn't had the chance to size up. Then, after a few moments, the vagina closes back and tightens softly around the intrusive object.

                    This can be used to your advantage by riding high against her without penetration. Then instead of thrusting inside her, rub against her pubic bone. The next step involves inserting a finger to allow the vagina to expand slowly. It will open up to fit the size of your finger for a couple of minutes, then you should insert your penis. Since the vagina closes down on your finger, you'll get a tighter fit and your partner will have the impression that you are actually bigger.

                    A very careful trim of the pubic area will make you look an inch longer, by cutting around the base of the penis. A word of caution - make sure you haven't drinking before you snip.

                    4.4 to 6.5 inches:
                    A man that learns how to control his penetration level and rhythm, knows how to tease a woman. Most of the vagina's nerves are located in its outer part, where an average sized man can better target this highly erogenous zone by entering from the top, while the partner lies with her legs flat, stretched out on the bed. This improves the stimulation and pleasure level for both of you.

                    6.6 inches plus:
                    You may think that you are at an advantage over some men, but most women will agree that having the backs of their vaginas struck during intercourse is actually quite painful. Sometimes, the feeling for women can be similar to that excruciating sensation that men have when struck in the testicles. In other words: don't thrust too deeply into your partner. I recommend that you lie down on your back and let your partner ride you with her knees on the bed. This will allow her to control both the penetration and the rhythm, ultimately setting her own comfort level.

                    Been there, done that, and it hurts them so bad.

                    However I'm now going to use it as an excuse to lie there and do nothing!

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                    • baumy300
                      Most Valuable Pepe
                      • May 2005
                      • 3998

                      #9175
                      Re: OS Off Topic

                      So, did you give it that careful trim yet?
                      I post the frog
                      It makes me happy
                      People get upset
                      It makes me sad
                      I post the frog

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                      • stewaat

                        #9176
                        Re: OS Off Topic

                        Originally posted by baumy300
                        So, did you give it that careful trim yet?
                        What's the difference? 2" or 3" they're just going to laugh anyways

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                        • DTX3
                          Hall Of Fame
                          • Jun 2003
                          • 13022

                          #9177
                          Re: OS Off Topic

                          Originally posted by stewaat
                          Some tips I found:

                          6.6 inches plus:
                          You may think that you are at an advantage over some men, but most women will agree that having the backs of their vaginas struck during intercourse is actually quite painful. Sometimes, the feeling for women can be similar to that excruciating sensation that men have when struck in the testicles.
                          Can you say...ouch?
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                          • baumy300
                            Most Valuable Pepe
                            • May 2005
                            • 3998

                            #9178
                            Re: OS Off Topic

                            Originally posted by stewaat
                            What's the difference? 2" or 3" they're just going to laugh anyways
                            Don't get so down on yourself bro.

                            I'm sure there are many girls out there who wouldn't mind a "lesser equipped" male friend.

                            Take the midget, or "little people" community for example. I bet you could rip that up!

                            Plus, their little hands will make it look huge
                            I post the frog
                            It makes me happy
                            People get upset
                            It makes me sad
                            I post the frog

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                            • DTX3
                              Hall Of Fame
                              • Jun 2003
                              • 13022

                              #9179
                              Re: OS Off Topic

                              Originally posted by stewaat
                              What's the difference? 2" or 3" they're just going to laugh anyways
                              You could always use a, um, strap-on.
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                              • ProfessaPackMan
                                Bamma
                                • Mar 2008
                                • 63852

                                #9180
                                Re: OS Off Topic

                                I'm about to CRUSH these two Burritos from Chipotle right now.
                                #RespectTheCulture

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