The "People Who Shouldn't Breed" Thread

[rsnomar05]

We've all had to deal with morons, douche-bags, and other people lacking any and all common sense. This thread is where we make fun of them. I'll start:

I'm at Best Buy returning a defective harmony remote control they sold me. I'm second in line. The man who was first in line shouldn't breed. Here is the paraphrased conversation. And yes, it actually happened.

BB Employee: You're making a return?

Moron: Yes, it's an HDTV.

BB Employee: And is it under warranty?

Moron: No.

BB Employee: And when did you purchase it?

Moron: Yesterday.

BB Employee: Did you bring the TV with you?

Moron: Yeah, 'cause it's f**k*** mutilated. It's in my truck.

BB Employee: It was defective?

Moron: No, f**k*** mutilated.

BB Employee: Why was it mutilated?

Moron: Because I busted the s*** out of it.

BB Employee: So you broke it?

Moron: I accidentally took a hammer to it.

BB Employee: Is this a joke?

Moron: Not a joke, an accident. I'd like to exchange it for a bigger model.

BB Employee: Sir, you took a hammer to your tv.

Moron: Yeah, and I'd like to exchange that s***!

BB Employee: Sir, please mind your language.

Moron: So, do I get a new TV or not?

BB Employee: Since you did not purchase a warranty from us, I am afraid we cannot help you. May I ask what brand is the TV?

Moron: It's a Sony. Piece of s*** TV. Screen broke as soon as the hammer hit it.

BB Employee: I would suggest contacting Sony directly, as the damage may be covered under the warranty that came with the TV.

Moron: I don't want to contact piece of s*** Sony and their piece of s*** TV's. I want a bigger one.

BB Employee: Sir, I am afraid I cannot help you.

Moron: Bull-s*** you cannot help me! I ain't leavin' 'til I get a new TV. F***!

BB Employee: Sir, I am going to have to ask you to leave the store.

Moron: I ain't doing s*** until you replace my TV.

BB Employee: Sir, I am about to call Mall Security if you do not calm down. I also need to ask you to stop swearing.

Moron: Well here's a f**k*** brilliant idea, sorcerer: you get me my TV and I'll f**k*** stop swearing and leave on account of my own account!

BB Employee: Sir, I have called security I would recommend you leave this store.

Moron: I ain't doin' s***, choir boy.

And then Mall Security entered and took the moron away.

[rsnomar05]

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What's better than trying to rob a convenience store and getting stuck in the air conditioner vent? Not much.

http://www.idiotbrain.com/burglar-gets-stuck-in-air-vent-during-attempted-drug-store-theft/2007-10-24

In an apparent attempt at stealing a bunch of drugs from a CVS pharmacy, Jeffery Mumani was arrested in Silver Springs Shores after he crawled into an air conditioner vent and got stuck there. He was wedged in the vent overnight for around 10 hours before calling out for help when the store opened at 8 AM.

Jeffery Claims he heard a cat crying and tried to crawl up into the vent to help the poor kitty but got stuck in the process, of course the cat alibi didn’t sit well with police who found burglary tools on him. Not to mention he has a history of possession of narcotic painkillers, OxyContin.

Cat crying?

[davin]

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I've found a candidate for this, and this is only strengthened after tonight: my roommate.

You know those things your friends joked about how you'll end up getting the worst roommate and how bad things will be and how they will be opposite of you in virtually every respect... I won that. First off, let me give a list of the things that I feel entitles him to this list:

Lacks of any kind of personality/expression/social skills. The guy doesn't talk, doesn't laugh, doesn't smile, doesn't show any sort of emotion at all. I talked to this guy when I first moved in, seemed ok, but he has never talked to me after that, and decided to just let things fly in terms of our roommate agreement. He really doesn't seem to have any idea what manners or courtesy are. I'm not asking for please and thank you and no thank you or anything like that. I'll be watching something on tv and he'll just walk up and change it. Whenever I ask him why he did that, he just shrugs.

Filth. This guy is pure filth. Last week he wore the same outfit for 9 DAYS straight. He takes up well over half of the room with boxes of crap (clothes ironically enough... WHICH HE DOESN'T WEAR!). He can go weeks without throwing out his garbage. I'm not going to clean up his messes, but good god I actually feel like I have to sometimes (despite communicating that things are getting out of hand). The guy smells horrible, he doesn't shower more than once per week... if that. He has no problem throwing garbage at the garbage can, and if he misses, the hell with that, it stays there. Tonight I killed a cockroach around his filth. Now back when I lived at home, I let things get out of hand... but there were never any cockroaches around. This guy still has half opened bottles of coke from before winter break laying around. I put up with this crap for way too long just trying to be nice, but the guy's pile of crap is growing. His sheets have MOLD on them. I have to open windows just to be able to deal with the stench most of the time.

Now, I transferred in for the winter, meaning somebody else had to move out for me to move in. I read the original roommate agreement and talked with him about some of the things on there, and it seemed like it was the other guy who was at fault (and reading the previous agreement, it kind of seemed like the other roommate kind of had an edge to him). But man, I don't really know if I blame the guy. There are really times I think that this guy does half of this stuff to piss me off, that this isn't just some normal behavior, but then again, this guy is far from normal.

I've come to the conclusion this guy can in no way have a shot at getting a girl at all in this situation. It is just something I thought about. The guy first off smells like he lived in a jungle than hung out in a landfill for 8 days. Then the fact that he never laughs or anything, it scares the hell out of me. He doesn't really talk to anyone, his phone never rings, he is always here, the most he talked to anybody is when his parents came in for a visit (which by the way, when they visited him, he was sleeping, it was 4 in the afternoon, and this was not a surprise visit). I really wish I could dig up his roommate history to see how many other people put in complaints or left. My girlfriend and I have tried to picture the kind of girl that would go for him right now, we literally have nothing; beyond a girl who cannot smell, is dirty beyond reproach, and speaks maybe 10 words a day max.

This was my first college roommate, and my first time living away from home. I was kind of afraid of who I'd be living with. I hoped transferring to a new school and all I could be friends or whatever with my roommate. This guy ruined my first moments here with the fact he didn't clean up at all over winter break, and the trash had overflown and was nearly a month old (month old campus food doesn't smell good). You can bet sure as hell things are going to change around here starting tomorrow. I tried to be the nice guy and talk to him directly about some of this before going to the RA, but man, just **** him.

Yes, this is a very long post, but I can't sleep now that I've killed cockroaches around here.

[jmood88]

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That's ****ing disgusting. Oh yeah, his roomate didn't do anything, he just didn't like being around him. I knew his roommate and he was just sick of being around the guy. I think they were about to have a fight or something.

[rsnomar05]

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I've found a candidate for this, and this is only strengthened after tonight: my roommate.

You know those things your friends joked about how you'll end up getting the worst roommate and how bad things will be and how they will be opposite of you in virtually every respect... I won that. First off, let me give a list of the things that I feel entitles him to this list:

Lacks of any kind of personality/expression/social skills. The guy doesn't talk, doesn't laugh, doesn't smile, doesn't show any sort of emotion at all. I talked to this guy when I first moved in, seemed ok, but he has never talked to me after that, and decided to just let things fly in terms of our roommate agreement. He really doesn't seem to have any idea what manners or courtesy are. I'm not asking for please and thank you and no thank you or anything like that. I'll be watching something on tv and he'll just walk up and change it. Whenever I ask him why he did that, he just shrugs.

Filth. This guy is pure filth. Last week he wore the same outfit for 9 DAYS straight. He takes up well over half of the room with boxes of crap (clothes ironically enough... WHICH HE DOESN'T WEAR!). He can go weeks without throwing out his garbage. I'm not going to clean up his messes, but good god I actually feel like I have to sometimes (despite communicating that things are getting out of hand). The guy smells horrible, he doesn't shower more than once per week... if that. He has no problem throwing garbage at the garbage can, and if he misses, the hell with that, it stays there. Tonight I killed a cockroach around his filth. Now back when I lived at home, I let things get out of hand... but there were never any cockroaches around. This guy still has half opened bottles of coke from before winter break laying around. I put up with this crap for way too long just trying to be nice, but the guy's pile of crap is growing. His sheets have MOLD on them. I have to open windows just to be able to deal with the stench most of the time.

Now, I transferred in for the winter, meaning somebody else had to move out for me to move in. I read the original roommate agreement and talked with him about some of the things on there, and it seemed like it was the other guy who was at fault (and reading the previous agreement, it kind of seemed like the other roommate kind of had an edge to him). But man, I don't really know if I blame the guy. There are really times I think that this guy does half of this stuff to piss me off, that this isn't just some normal behavior, but then again, this guy is far from normal.

I've come to the conclusion this guy can in no way have a shot at getting a girl at all in this situation. It is just something I thought about. The guy first off smells like he lived in a jungle than hung out in a landfill for 8 days. Then the fact that he never laughs or anything, it scares the hell out of me. He doesn't really talk to anyone, his phone never rings, he is always here, the most he talked to anybody is when his parents came in for a visit (which by the way, when they visited him, he was sleeping, it was 4 in the afternoon, and this was not a surprise visit). I really wish I could dig up his roommate history to see how many other people put in complaints or left. My girlfriend and I have tried to picture the kind of girl that would go for him right now, we literally have nothing; beyond a girl who cannot smell, is dirty beyond reproach, and speaks maybe 10 words a day max.

This was my first college roommate, and my first time living away from home. I was kind of afraid of who I'd be living with. I hoped transferring to a new school and all I could be friends or whatever with my roommate. This guy ruined my first moments here with the fact he didn't clean up at all over winter break, and the trash had overflown and was nearly a month old (month old campus food doesn't smell good). You can bet sure as hell things are going to change around here starting tomorrow. I tried to be the nice guy and talk to him directly about some of this before going to the RA, but man, just **** him.

Yes, this is a very long post, but I can't sleep now that I've killed cockroaches around here.

Definitely go to the RA. And if that doesn't work out, go to Res. Life and request a transfer. They'll move you out. 9 days straight with the same outfit? Cockroaches? Filth? You should not have to put up with that, and I commend you for holding out as long as you have and trying to work things out.

Does this guy even go to class?

[countryboy]

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UK Fans

[Bighoff]

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UK Fans

Exactly.
GO CARDS!!!

[DocHolliday]

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I dunno man theres alot of people that shouldnt breed. And i mean alot. Either way we have advanced so far in medicine that people that wouldnt survive and be able to breed in the past are now still doing it. Its a human flaw (or advantage) and the reason we are almost 8 billion strong and just growing mad quick.

Either way, the earth will find a way to get rid of alot of us at some point.

[davin]

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Definitely go to the RA. And if that doesn't work out, go to Res. Life and request a transfer. They'll move you out. 9 days straight with the same outfit? Cockroaches? Filth? You should not have to put up with that, and I commend you for holding out as long as you have and trying to work things out.

Does this guy even go to class?

Yeah he goes to class. I tried to talk to him today about this. I try it out nice at first, tell him about the cockroaches, the guy gets all defensive. My stuff is all organized as hell, and he doesn't see how his crap makes these things come here. All of this plus the added frustration with his inability to flush a toilet (it goes in streaks, sometimse he remembers, other times not), and I start to get more angry at this. The guy has tissues all over the place that he seemingly cannot throw away, I reference this, he looks over at them, and then looks at me like I'm crazy. He then proceeds to tell me the bathroom isn't that bad (it isn't epic, but I am still disgusted by it, now for reference, I have cleaned it... twice), and then responds with, and I quote "...because there is no way I am cleaning that bathroom". Dude, when you have the type of room we do, it is the students' responsibility to clean it. I decided not to bring up other stuff because it seemed like he was about to kill me, and I mean, if the dude doesn't care about roaches, about showering, about any sort of cleanliness, part of me is afraid of what else this guy might stoop to. I decide to finish up by saying he has to at least organize some of his stuff (his piles of crap take up over half the room, and this is a common room, not the bedroom). I say that we can't have cockroaches in here, and his response "cockroaches aren't a big deal". Good lord. I don't say this about many people and actually mean it... but I hate this guy with a passion.

[p_rushing]

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pile all his crap on his bed and let him live with the coach roaches then

[WazzuRC]

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Yeah he goes to class. I tried to talk to him today about this. I try it out nice at first, tell him about the cockroaches, the guy gets all defensive. My stuff is all organized as hell, and he doesn't see how his crap makes these things come here. All of this plus the added frustration with his inability to flush a toilet (it goes in streaks, sometimse he remembers, other times not), and I start to get more angry at this. The guy has tissues all over the place that he seemingly cannot throw away, I reference this, he looks over at them, and then looks at me like I'm crazy. He then proceeds to tell me the bathroom isn't that bad (it isn't epic, but I am still disgusted by it, now for reference, I have cleaned it... twice), and then responds with, and I quote "...because there is no way I am cleaning that bathroom". Dude, when you have the type of room we do, it is the students' responsibility to clean it. I decided not to bring up other stuff because it seemed like he was about to kill me, and I mean, if the dude doesn't care about roaches, about showering, about any sort of cleanliness, part of me is afraid of what else this guy might stoop to. I decide to finish up by saying he has to at least organize some of his stuff (his piles of crap take up over half the room, and this is a common room, not the bedroom). I say that we can't have cockroaches in here, and his response "cockroaches aren't a big deal". Good lord. I don't say this about many people and actually mean it... but I hate this guy with a passion.

Seriously man, you need to get out of there. Talk to your RA or even the head person of the entire dorm (title escapes me...). Just tell them that your roommate is very unsanitary causing mold and cockroaches to show up in your room. You feel incredibly unsafe living there and are genuinely upset. They should move you.

[davin]

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Seriously man, you need to get out of there. Talk to your RA or even the head person of the entire dorm (title escapes me...). Just tell them that your roommate is very unsanitary causing mold and cockroaches to show up in your room. You feel incredibly unsafe living there and are genuinely upset. They should move you.

I am in the middle of an epic email to my RA at the moment. She seemed to have an idea this guy was a bit of a problem when I first moved in (when he wasn't bad so I didn't really have many complaints beyond socially awkward).

I really wish there was some kind of consequence for him in all of this though. If/when I move out, I will have been the second of his roommates to move out this academic year. I have no idea about further back than that, but there should be some sort of consequences for him. I mean, if I move out, he gets the place to himself... he gets a single room. If I move out, I most likely move in with somebody else. He now gets a single room (extremely rare at OSU), and he was the one who was the problem in all of this.

[rsnomar05]

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I am in the middle of an epic email to my RA at the moment. She seemed to have an idea this guy was a bit of a problem when I first moved in (when he wasn't bad so I didn't really have many complaints beyond socially awkward).

I really wish there was some kind of consequence for him in all of this though. If/when I move out, I will have been the second of his roommates to move out this academic year. I have no idea about further back than that, but there should be some sort of consequences for him. I mean, if I move out, he gets the place to himself... he gets a single room. If I move out, I most likely move in with somebody else. He now gets a single room (extremely rare at OSU), and he was the one who was the problem in all of this.

I wouldn't just send the e-mail. I'd go to Res. Life, as they are usually the ones at colleges who authorize room changes. This guy obviously has some mental issues, especially if he doesn't think cockroaches are a big deal and live with a room that smells as bad as yours does. At least your alerting someone, as I'd be scared not just for you but for him. It seems that he has no social life and is basically a recluse, so hopefully he doesn't do anything stupid, if you know what I mean.

[rsnomar05]

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Man, I love morons, and I seem to be encountering them on a regular basis. First the guy at Gamestop (from the YKWRGMG? thread), then the guy at Best Buy (from earlier in this thread) and now a woman who decided to park her car in the middle of the busiest intersection in the city. She just hops out of her car and runs into a dry-cleaner on the corner. Instead of blocking one lane, she parked her car at an angle so that all four intersecting roads were blocked. Luckily for her a police officer was only a few cars back of the intersection and she...well, let's just say she had some explaining to do. Hilarious.

What wasn't so hilarious was the fact that I was late for a haircut thanks to the moron who shouldn't breed.

I never in a million years would have guessed I'd ever see someone park their car there. I just wish I had a camera and could have taken a picture.