99% of the people you'll meet in college

[Beantown]

Re: 99% of the people you'll meet in college

Didn't even see the procrastinator one. That one is all me.

[Double Eights]

Re: 99% of the people you'll meet in college

Procrastinator
Balanced Guy
Quiet Smart Slacker

Those three fit me perfectly.

[IlliniM1ke]

Re: 99% of the people you'll meet in college

Parts of about 6 of them can work for me:

-Balanced Guy
-Grade Inquirer (I always ask my friends and people sitting around me how they did immediately when they get their test back)
-Mr. Uncertainty (only due to the part about not knowing what I want to do yet)
-Procrastinator (probably fits me the best of any)
-Quiet Smart Slacker
-Sniper (only in classes where I get comfortable enough with the professor to be a smartass)

[bigwig]

Re: 99% of the people you'll meet in college

hahaha they got me, balanced guy.

[bgeno]

Re: 99% of the people you'll meet in college

All that apply to me:

BALANCED GUY-

They're a fairly sociable bunch with lots of common sense, and they have fairly diversified skills. These guys seldom try to draw attention to themselves but also have a healthy amount of self-esteem (Balanced Guys generally don't attack/insult people in any way unless they feel it's warranted). They're willing to learn a little about everything and can be found in places such as the gym lifting weights, or even in a kitchen working on their cooking skills... or....sometimes in their room masturbating to a wide variety of downloaded porn clips. Who knows what Balanced Guy will do next. They aren't spendthrifts, but they aren't penny pinchers, either. They play both sports and video games. When it comes to discussions of any sort, balanced guy keeps an open mind and generally takes a politically "moderate" stance.

SKIMMER-

The skimmer is easy to identify. He always sits in the back of lecture halls and is usually asleep 10 minutes into class. It is not uncommon to hear The Skimmer brag about how much studying he didn't do for that quiz coming up. The Skimmer is not usually found in higher level courses.

PROCRASTINATOR-

This kid always procrastinates and is perpetually hurrying to finish papers or projects on deadlines. He/she work best 2-3 hrs before a deadline and are known to be b.s.-ing genius's... They always boast they procrastinate but shed years worrying about their papers!!

MADDEN JR.-

This student's life revolves around sports. He can quote sports scores, character stats, and just about anything from some obscure game last week. Not only did he watch it, he studied it while his classmates were studying for that quiz he failed. He usually arrives in class approximately 10 minutes late wearing his favorite sports team hat and jacket, only to talk about sports for the entire class. Interestingly, the Madden Jr. rarely, if ever, has any athletic ability of his own, and is often obese due to a diet consisting entirely of nachos.



... but I know so many people that fit those other ones.

[NoSkillz50]

Re: 99% of the people you'll meet in college

I like how everyone thinks they're the balanced guy b/c that one sounds the best.

[bgeno]

Re: 99% of the people you'll meet in college

I like how everyone thinks they're the balanced guy b/c that one sounds the best.

I noticed that too, but in reality, it's a very broad "person." I think most people come to college with an open mind in terms of activities, and they look forward to experiencing new things and learning new skills and such.

... plus, everyone spends time with Rosey Palm and her five sisters.

[Blaxican8504]

Re: 99% of the people you'll meet in college

I'm the procrastinator and quiet smart slacker.

[theaub]

Re: 99% of the people you'll meet in college

I'm a mix of Madden Jr., apathetic genius, Facebook zombie (although I'm usually on here instead of Facebook heh), and the quiet slacker.