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  • stewaat

    #16
    Re: When You Are Out With Your Woman

    I'm single right now but let me share a funny story:

    Here's a little convo in my car:
    GF: What is your ideal girl?
    Me: Tall.....*I just stop right here and kinda smile....jokingly*
    GF: Well that's good to know

    I'm 6-3, she was 5-4

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    • Acid
      Mr. Brightside
      • May 2003
      • 16954

      #17
      Re: When You Are Out With Your Woman

      Originally posted by stewaat
      I'm single right now but let me share a funny story:

      Here's a little convo in my car:
      GF: What is your ideal girl?
      Me: Tall.....*I just stop right here and kinda smile....jokingly*
      GF: Well that's good to know

      I'm 6-3, she was 5-4
      I wonder why you're single.

      I'm surprised you didn't answer with "Me with tits" though, so good work mixing things up.
      Blind to this impending fate
      We let the world carry our weight
      It's back breaks with every mile
      But we all live in denial

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      • DC
        Hall Of Fame
        • Oct 2002
        • 17996

        #18
        Re: When You Are Out With Your Woman

        Originally posted by stewaat
        I'm single right now but let me share a funny story:

        Here's a little convo in my car:
        GF: What is your ideal girl?
        Me: Tall.....*I just stop right here and kinda smile....jokingly*
        GF: Well that's good to know

        I'm 6-3, she was 5-4
        And how did she respond to that.
        Concrete evidence/videos please

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        • ehh
          Hall Of Fame
          • Mar 2003
          • 28959

          #19
          Re: When You Are Out With Your Woman

          Originally posted by stewaat
          I'm single right now but let me share a funny story:

          Here's a little convo in my car:
          GF: What is your ideal girl?
          Me: Tall.....*I just stop right here and kinda smile....jokingly*
          GF: Well that's good to know

          I'm 6-3, she was 5-4
          The first time I met my gf I was semi-wasted and said, "I don't know if this is gonna work (we hit it off immediately, but I was joking too) because I usually date tall brunettes."

          She's 5'4 and blonde, but thankfully she has an amazing sense of humor!
          "You make your name in the regular season, and your fame in the postseason." - Clyde Frazier

          "Beware of geeks bearing formulas." - Warren Buffet

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          • stewaat

            #20
            Re: When You Are Out With Your Woman

            Originally posted by Acid
            I wonder why you're single.

            I'm surprised you didn't answer with "Me with tits" though, so good work mixing things up.




            Originally posted by DCAllAmerican
            And how did she respond to that.
            The rest of the car ride was pretty silent.

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            • fishepa
              I'm Ron F'n Swanson!
              • Feb 2003
              • 18989

              #21
              Re: When You Are Out With Your Woman

              Originally posted by Acid
              I wonder why you're single.

              I'm surprised you didn't answer with "Me with tits" though, so good work mixing things up.
              Soooo...you would want to date a hermaphrodite that looks like yourself?

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              • stewaat

                #22
                Re: When You Are Out With Your Woman

                Originally posted by fishepa
                Soooo...you would want to date a hermaphrodite that looks like yourself?
                He was implying I'm vain & full of myself, which is half true.

                I wouldn't date me, I'm not good looking enough.

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                • bgeno
                  MVP
                  • Jun 2003
                  • 4321

                  #23
                  Re: When You Are Out With Your Woman

                  Originally posted by stewaat
                  He was implying I'm vain & full of myself, which is half true.

                  I wouldn't date me, I'm not good looking enough.
                  lol
                  Originally posted by DaImmaculateONe
                  How many brothers does Sub-zero running around in his clothing? No one can seem to kill the right one.

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                  • Acid
                    Mr. Brightside
                    • May 2003
                    • 16954

                    #24
                    Re: When You Are Out With Your Woman

                    Originally posted by fishepa
                    Soooo...you would want to date a hermaphrodite that looks like yourself?
                    Originally posted by stewaat
                    He was implying I'm vain & full of myself, which is half true.

                    I wouldn't date me, I'm not good looking enough.
                    Stewaat got it right.
                    Blind to this impending fate
                    We let the world carry our weight
                    It's back breaks with every mile
                    But we all live in denial

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                    • davin
                      MVP
                      • Mar 2004
                      • 2174

                      #25
                      Re: When You Are Out With Your Woman

                      My gf usually points out other girls to me, which is kind of odd. I can remember when we were at the mall when we were first starting to go out and she said "look at that girl's boobs, they're huge". She points the things out and doesn't get upset about anything I say. I always am a little cautious about it, but she usually goes "oh come on, if we weren't dating you'd be picturing her naked" and then jokes that she would if she were me.

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                      • CMH
                        Making you famous
                        • Oct 2002
                        • 26203

                        #26
                        Re: When You Are Out With Your Woman

                        Oh, thing is, you are dating and you've already pictured the girl naked.
                        "It may well be that we spectators, who are not divinely gifted as athletes, are the only ones able to truly see, articulate and animate the experience of the gift we are denied. And that those who receive and act out the gift of athletic genius must, perforce, be blind and dumb about it -- and not because blindness and dumbness are the price of the gift, but because they are its essence." - David Foster Wallace

                        "You'll not find more penny-wise/pound-foolish behavior than in Major League Baseball." - Rob Neyer

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                        • DC
                          Hall Of Fame
                          • Oct 2002
                          • 17996

                          #27
                          Re: When You Are Out With Your Woman

                          Originally posted by davin
                          My gf usually points out other girls to me, which is kind of odd. I can remember when we were at the mall when we were first starting to go out and she said "look at that girl's boobs, they're huge". She points the things out and doesn't get upset about anything I say. I always am a little cautious about it, but she usually goes "oh come on, if we weren't dating you'd be picturing her naked" and then jokes that she would if she were me.
                          Now THAT is funny
                          Concrete evidence/videos please

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                          • ILLCHILL
                            MVP
                            • Feb 2004
                            • 2820

                            #28
                            Re: When You Are Out With Your Woman

                            OK so my last gf was kinda out there and got pissed if another girl was even in the room. This is new one has been a best friend of mine for awhile and now its so smooth its ridiculous. We're extremely comfortable with each other and that stuff, we know we like each other so its all in that I suppose.

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                            • NYGMIA23
                              Rookie
                              • Jan 2008
                              • 43

                              #29
                              Re: When You Are Out With Your Woman

                              I usually make a joke out of it and say.

                              "Hey whatever floats your boat"

                              or

                              "Wouldn't your friend Kendra(sp) get jealous of you just saying that." (she had a experience when she was about 14-15ish with a girl)
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