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  • pfunk880
    MVP
    • Jul 2004
    • 4452

    #1

    Best Spam Email Ever

    Haha, I got this tonight:

    THE CHEVRON/TEXACO OIL COMPANY,
    CORPORATE HEADQUARTERS,
    1092 CHEVRON LAYOUT, WUSE ZONE 2,
    WUSE, ABUJA. NIGERIA.

    THE CHEVRON/TEXACO OFFICIAL PRIZE
    NOTIFICATION.

    You have been selected in the on-going
    Chevron/Texaco award held this may
    2008. We the promo booard are pleased to
    inform you that you alongside
    four(4) othetr lucky winners have been
    approved for a payment of
    $500,000.00 USD. (Five hundred thousand
    Dollars) in cash.

    Note that this promotion is mainly aimed at
    alleviating poverty, it is also
    aimed at encouraging internet Users
    worldwide. This email is randomly sent to
    five
    people worldwide. If you did receive this
    email, it means you are one of
    the five(5) lucky winners. Your verification
    number is:

    (CT-222-6747,FGN/P-900-56).

    This promotion is held to mark Chevron`s
    Aniversary. You will be required
    to fill out your information in the below
    given form and send it to the
    Funds Release Officer in West Africa, as
    this is co-sponsored by the
    Federal Government of Nigeria. Please find
    his contact details below:

    CLAIMS PROCESSING OFFICER:
    Mr. Ricgard Zimmerman
    EMAIL: [email protected]
    Phone: +2347055065247

    You are also advised to provide him with the
    under listed information as
    soon as possible:

    NAME IN FULL:
    CONTACT ADDRESS:
    AGE:
    NATIONALITY:
    OCCUPATION:
    PHONE:
    FAX:
    MOBILE:
    SEX (M/F):
    ANNUAL INCOME (OPTIONAL):
    REMARKS ABOUT CHEVRON/TEXACO:

    We are glad to have you as one of our lucky
    winners.

    Yours Sincerely,
    Fredrick Obas...

    Co-sponsors of this Online Promotion are
    listed herein: Shell Oil Company,
    and the Federal Government of Nigeria.
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  • baumy300
    Most Valuable Pepe
    • May 2005
    • 3998

    #2
    Re: Best Spam Email Ever

    Sadly, some people fall for that.
    I post the frog
    It makes me happy
    People get upset
    It makes me sad
    I post the frog

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    • Brandon13
      All Star
      • Oct 2005
      • 8915

      #3
      Re: Best Spam Email Ever

      I might add a few minutes to my skype just to call him.

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      • Chaos81
        Hall Of Fame
        • Mar 2004
        • 17150

        #4
        Re: Best Spam Email Ever

        So do we think the guys name is Ricgard Zimmerman like is in the name field, or Richard Zimmerman like is in the email address?

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        • dkgojackets
          Banned
          • Mar 2005
          • 13816

          #5
          Re: Best Spam Email Ever

          Originally posted by Brandon13
          I might add a few minutes to my skype just to call him.
          i may do that and videotape it

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          • Brandon13
            All Star
            • Oct 2005
            • 8915

            #6
            Re: Best Spam Email Ever

            Originally posted by dkgojackets
            i may do that and videotape it
            Please do.

            BTW, I've done it before and these guys are funny.

            Heh, I just called it, dude said hello but I hung up because it's 26 cents a minute. I can do this to him all day long though and it won't cost me a dime.
            Last edited by Brandon13; 07-06-2008, 06:41 AM.

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            • countryboy
              Growing pains
              • Sep 2003
              • 52839

              #7
              Re: Best Spam Email Ever

              I'm always skeptical of people that can't even spell their own name correctly.
              I can't shave with my eyes closed, meaning each day I have to look at myself in the mirror and respect who I see.

              I miss the old days of Operation Sports :(


              Louisville Cardinals/St.Louis Cardinals

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              • windseer90
                Cy Young?
                • Jul 2006
                • 1917

                #8
                Re: Best Spam Email Ever

                Sounds legit IMO. Go for it.
                Villanova Class of 2012

                (603): not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her

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                • RAZRr1275
                  All Star
                  • Sep 2007
                  • 9918

                  #9
                  Re: Best Spam Email Ever

                  Originally posted by dkgojackets
                  i may do that and videotape it
                  please do. btw the Rickroll call was awesome.
                  My latest project - Madden 12 http://www.operationsports.com/forum...post2043231648

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                  • stewaat

                    #10
                    Re: Best Spam Email Ever

                    I don't get what they're trying to scam out of you.

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                    • dkgojackets
                      Banned
                      • Mar 2005
                      • 13816

                      #11
                      Re: Best Spam Email Ever

                      Originally posted by stewaat
                      I don't get what they're trying to scam out of you.
                      youll give em your information and then they ask for a small processing fee

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                      • baumy300
                        Most Valuable Pepe
                        • May 2005
                        • 3998

                        #12
                        Re: Best Spam Email Ever

                        Originally posted by dkgojackets
                        youll give em your information and then they ask for a small processing fee
                        And then they laugh all the way to the bank.

                        Crazy Nigerians.
                        I post the frog
                        It makes me happy
                        People get upset
                        It makes me sad
                        I post the frog

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                        • RAZRr1275
                          All Star
                          • Sep 2007
                          • 9918

                          #13
                          Re: Best Spam Email Ever

                          Originally posted by countryboy
                          I'm always skeptical of people that can't even spell their own name correctly.
                          ricgard. Lol.
                          My latest project - Madden 12 http://www.operationsports.com/forum...post2043231648

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                          • HiJumpr111
                            D*st*ny
                            • Jul 2002
                            • 1189

                            #14
                            Re: Best Spam Email Ever

                            A buddy of mine answered one of these and when they asked for his CC# to process the fee....he read his card number real slowly...

                            "Visa 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4
                            expires 4 of 04....Oops sorry. I just realized this card has expired. I guess I am not eligible. Sorry."


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                            2010 NCAA WEST REGIONAL CHAMPS

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                            • jmood88
                              Sean Payton: Retribution
                              • Jul 2003
                              • 34639

                              #15
                              Re: Best Spam Email Ever

                              Unless they are elderly and/or have dementia or some other mental illness I don't feel sorry for people who fall for these things.
                              Originally posted by Blzer
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                              If I went any bigger, it would not have properly fit with my equipment, so I had to optimize. I'm okay with it, but I also know what I'm missing with those five inches. :)

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