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  • The C
    Banned
    • Apr 2005
    • 7538

    #1

    Talk about over crowding a jail /Leno joke

    Woman to fat to be jailed?

    EDINBURG, Texas (AP) -- Prosecutors are trying to decide how to jail and bring to court a nearly half-ton, bedridden woman accused of killing her 2-year-old nephew.


    A grand jury indicted Mayra Lizbeth Rosales, 27, on Thursday on one count of first-degree murder and on one count of injury to a child in the death of Eliseo Gonzalez Jr. She previously had been charged with capital murder.
    Rosales weighs nearly 1,000 pounds and cannot fit through a door to leave her home, leaving prosecutors wondering how to bring her to court. As of Thursday evening, she was not in custody.


    Hidalgo County Sheriff Lupe Trevino said that holding her at the county jail for her trial would be impossible because she needs extensive medical care.
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    <!--endclickprintexclude--> "She would die," Trevino said in Thursday's online edition of The Monitor in McAllen.

    The grand jury indicted Rosales after an autopsy confirmed investigators' suspicions that the child died March 18 because he had been struck. Investigators believe that the toddler was struck at least twice, crushing his head.


    Authorities recommended that Rosales' bail be set at $150,000.
    The boy's mother, Jaime Rosales, was charged with injury to a child because she is accused of leaving her son alone with his aunt. Her bail has been set at $100,000.
    And before you ask, no, you cannot pay bail with McNuggets. I think we should send her down the river. Unfortunately, it doesn't seem we have a wide enough river.
    Last edited by The C; 08-23-2008, 11:15 AM.
  • CS10029
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    • Feb 2004
    • 4616

    #2
    Re: Talk about over crowding a jail /Leno joke

    She would eat all the other prisoners food.
    I don't like the Yankees, I like the Red Sox, I don't like the Lakers, I like the Celtics, I hate the Canadiens and I love the Bruins. Soccer is the best sport on Earth, but most Americans are too ignorant to realize it. I am American.

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    • RAZRr1275
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      • Sep 2007
      • 9918

      #3
      Re: Talk about over crowding a jail /Leno joke

      Wow.
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      • countryboy
        Growing pains
        • Sep 2003
        • 52723

        #4
        Re: Talk about over crowding a jail /Leno joke

        "too fat to get through the door of her home"



        Wow!!!!
        I can't shave with my eyes closed, meaning each day I have to look at myself in the mirror and respect who I see.

        I miss the old days of Operation Sports :(


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        • Brandon13
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          • Oct 2005
          • 8915

          #5
          Re: Talk about over crowding a jail /Leno joke

          Make her go on a diet. It sounds like that'd be akin to torture for her.

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          • CS10029
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            • Feb 2004
            • 4616

            #6
            Re: Talk about over crowding a jail /Leno joke

            Originally posted by Brandon13
            Make her go on a diet. It sounds like that'd be akin to torture for her.
            Thats what I'm talking about. Put her on that show Biggest Loser or whatever.
            I don't like the Yankees, I like the Red Sox, I don't like the Lakers, I like the Celtics, I hate the Canadiens and I love the Bruins. Soccer is the best sport on Earth, but most Americans are too ignorant to realize it. I am American.

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            • The C
              Banned
              • Apr 2005
              • 7538

              #7
              Re: Talk about over crowding a jail /Leno joke

              Originally posted by CS10029
              Thats what I'm talking about. Put her on that show Biggest Loser or whatever.
              Are you suggesting a THE BIGGEST LOSER contest with all convicts? Can we make it like The Running Man?

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              • CS10029
                Th* *p*r*t**n *f Sp*rts
                • Feb 2004
                • 4616

                #8
                Re: Talk about over crowding a jail /Leno joke

                Originally posted by The C
                Are you suggesting a THE BIGGEST LOSER contest with all convicts? Can we make it like The Running Man?
                OMG! I think we just struck gold.
                I don't like the Yankees, I like the Red Sox, I don't like the Lakers, I like the Celtics, I hate the Canadiens and I love the Bruins. Soccer is the best sport on Earth, but most Americans are too ignorant to realize it. I am American.

                This is My Music:
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                • pfunk880
                  MVP
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 4452

                  #9
                  Re: Talk about over crowding a jail /Leno joke

                  What a waste of space, oxygen, and human life.

                  Hidalgo County Sheriff Lupe Trevino said that holding her at the county jail for her trial would be impossible because she needs extensive medical care.


                  "She would die," Trevino said in Thursday's online edition of The Monitor in McAllen.
                  Yeah, she needs extensive medical care, due to her own stupidity. And of course, the taxpayers in the county would probably be paying for it...

                  Let the cow die.
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                  • CS10029
                    Th* *p*r*t**n *f Sp*rts
                    • Feb 2004
                    • 4616

                    #10
                    Re: Talk about over crowding a jail /Leno joke

                    I hate taxes.
                    I don't like the Yankees, I like the Red Sox, I don't like the Lakers, I like the Celtics, I hate the Canadiens and I love the Bruins. Soccer is the best sport on Earth, but most Americans are too ignorant to realize it. I am American.

                    This is My Music:
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                    • RAZRr1275
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                      • Sep 2007
                      • 9918

                      #11
                      Re: Talk about over crowding a jail /Leno joke

                      Originally posted by CS10029
                      Thats what I'm talking about. Put her on that show Biggest Loser or whatever.
                      She wouldn't even be able to move she's so big.
                      My latest project - Madden 12 http://www.operationsports.com/forum...post2043231648

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                      • CS10029
                        Th* *p*r*t**n *f Sp*rts
                        • Feb 2004
                        • 4616

                        #12
                        Re: Talk about over crowding a jail /Leno joke

                        Originally posted by RAZRr1275
                        She wouldn't even be able to move she's so big.
                        They can roll her like Willy Wonka.
                        I don't like the Yankees, I like the Red Sox, I don't like the Lakers, I like the Celtics, I hate the Canadiens and I love the Bruins. Soccer is the best sport on Earth, but most Americans are too ignorant to realize it. I am American.

                        This is My Music:
                        www.youtube.com/user/christoffascott

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                        • RAZRr1275
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                          • Sep 2007
                          • 9918

                          #13
                          Re: Talk about over crowding a jail /Leno joke

                          Originally posted by CS10029
                          They can roll her like Willy Wonka.
                          lol. I was expecting something like that. But that would give the people rolling her a workout, not her. Unless you had her roll herself.
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                          • countryboy
                            Growing pains
                            • Sep 2003
                            • 52723

                            #14
                            Re: Talk about over crowding a jail /Leno joke

                            Originally posted by RAZRr1275
                            She wouldn't even be able to move she's so big.
                            Come on. Just have some brave person stand outside her front door with a box of ho-hos and I bet she can get thru the door.
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                            • Scottdau
                              Banned
                              • Feb 2003
                              • 32580

                              #15
                              Re: Talk about over crowding a jail /Leno joke

                              Originally posted by countryboy
                              Come on. Just have some brave person stand outside her front door with a box of ho-hos and I bet she can get thru the door.
                              Man, I love Ho's Ho's, but what is with Hostess. They have Ding Dongs and Ho's Ho's. I love their Ding Dongs, but how the hell can you tell that to people.

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