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  • Hassan Darkside
    We Here
    • Sep 2003
    • 7561

    #1

    Man hires hitman to kill wife...and fails...

    August 27, 2008. PORTLAND, Ore. - (AP) When Susan Kuhnhausen returned home from work one day earlier this month, she encountered an intruder wielding a claw hammer. After a struggle, the 51-year-old nurse fended off her attacker by strangling him with her bare hands.

    Neighbors praised the woman for her bravery, and investigators said they believed the dead man — Edward Dalton Haffey — was burglarizing Kuhnhausen’s home.

    But after an investigation, police now say the intruder Kuhnhausen strangled was apparently a hit man hired by her estranged husband — Michael James Kuhnhausen Sr. — to kill her.

    The 58-year-old husband was taken into custody Thursday and charged with conspiracy to commit murder and attempted murder. He was ordered held on $500,000 bail.

    Haffey had worked as a custodian under Kuhnhausen at an adult video store, according an affidavit filed by the Multnomah County District Attorney’s office.

    Kuhnhausen and his wife were in the process of getting a divorce, and she told officers “her husband was distraught about the divorce and wanting to reconcile but that she was insisting on the divorce,” the affidavit states.

    A background check showed Haffey had served lengthy prison terms for conspiracy to commit aggravated murder and convictions for robbery and burglary.

    Inside a backpack Haffey left at the scene was a day planner with “Call Mike, Get letter,” scribbled on the week of Sept. 4, the affidavit said. Michael Kuhnhausen’s cell phone number was jotted on the inside of a folder, it said.

    An emergency room nurse who lives in a southeast Portland neighborhood, Susan Kuhnhausen arrived home on the evening of Sept. 6 to find Haffey coming at her with a claw hammer.

    She was struck in the head and wrested the weapon away, but the struggle continued and Haffey bit the nurse, according to police. A large woman, she was eventually able to get the slight Haffey into a chokehold and police later found him dead in a hallway. An autopsy revealed the cause of death as strangulation.

    Police say she acted in self-defense.

    There was no sign of forced entry into the home, but according to the affidavit, Susan Kuhnhausen offered an explanation for the lack of evidence of a break-in: Her estranged husband had the security codes for the home’s alarm system, and would have been able to disarm it.

    Michael Kuhnhausen denies any involvement, the affidavit states.

    Susan Kuhnhausen was out of town attending a nursing conference and did not immediately return a phone call seeking comment.

    She left this message on her voicemail: “I’m not able to answer all the calls that I’ve received in the past few days. I’m being comforted by your concern and your support. I want you to know that our lives are all at risk for random acts, but more likely random acts of love will come your way than random acts of violence.”
    http://www.mediatakeout.com/2008/261...he_hitman.html



    Wow. If I knew she had that up her sleeve I would be content with a divorce. Sheesh.
    Last edited by Hassan Darkside; 08-27-2008, 08:16 PM.
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  • Moses Shuttlesworth
    AB>
    • Aug 2006
    • 9435

    #2
    Re: Man hires hitman to kill wife...and fails...

    Holy shnikees. Respect +1 for that female.

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    • SPTO
      binging
      • Feb 2003
      • 68046

      #3
      Re: Man hires hitman to kill wife...and fails...

      Awww

      What did I miss?!
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      • Hassan Darkside
        We Here
        • Sep 2003
        • 7561

        #4
        Re: Man hires hitman to kill wife...and fails...

        Nvm...edited it back. I just dont know how reliable the source is.

        Here we go... http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,214120,00.html
        Last edited by Hassan Darkside; 08-27-2008, 10:50 PM.
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        Originally posted by DCAllAmerican
        How many brothers fell victim to the skeet.........

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        • SPTO
          binging
          • Feb 2003
          • 68046

          #5
          Re: Man hires hitman to kill wife...and fails...

          Sheesh! Make up your mind. Even if it's not 100% true it's still a pretty neat story. Let that be a lesson to y'all. Never try to kill fat women they'll just strangle you with their rolls of fat
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          • RubenDouglas
            Hall Of Fame
            • May 2003
            • 11202

            #6
            Re: Man hires hitman to kill wife...and fails...

            she was large in what way? it confuses the hell out of me when a fat person does something amazing like that. i guess therse some muscle under that fat somewhere

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            • ex carrabba fan
              I'll thank him for you
              • Oct 2004
              • 32744

              #7
              Re: Man hires hitman to kill wife...and fails...

              Really? A hammer? Really?

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              • The C
                Banned
                • Apr 2005
                • 7538

                #8
                Re: Man hires hitman to kill wife...and fails...

                Should have called 47

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                • Scottdau
                  Banned
                  • Feb 2003
                  • 32580

                  #9
                  Re: Man hires hitman to kill wife...and fails...

                  What the heck, what kind of hitman gets taken out by a fat woman? Something tells me he was not that to expensive.

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                  • PlayaHataSupreme
                    MVP
                    • Jun 2003
                    • 2209

                    #10
                    Re: Man hires hitman to kill wife...and fails...

                    Originally posted by Scottdau
                    What the heck, what kind of hitman gets taken out by a fat woman? Something tells me he was not that to expensive.
                    Hey man, depending on how they're built, some big women can go toe-to-toe with most men, now.........

                    There's some women not even I would een try to test, quite honestly..........
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                    • Scottdau
                      Banned
                      • Feb 2003
                      • 32580

                      #11
                      Re: Man hires hitman to kill wife...and fails...

                      Originally posted by PlayaHataSupreme
                      Hey man, depending on how they're built, some big women can go toe-to-toe with most men, now.........

                      There's some women not even I would een try to test, quite honestly..........
                      I know, but still you are a professional hitman or maybe not. Maybe it was his first job. I am just thinking she got hit in the head and still took him out.

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                      • stewaat

                        #12
                        Re: Man hires hitman to kill wife...and fails...

                        This reminds me of Austin Powers...

                        Hey dad, why don't I just go grab my gun and shoot him. We can do it together, it will be fun.

                        Then Dr. Evil goes along with his plan assuming it all went correctly...

                        I butchered that but you get the point.

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                        • Cebby
                          Banned
                          • Apr 2005
                          • 22327

                          #13
                          Re: Man hires hitman to kill wife...and fails...

                          Originally posted by Scottdau
                          I know, but still you are a professional hitman or maybe not.


                          WTF at "professional hitman"? Is there some sort of amateur league to hone your skills.

                          "I do it soley for the love of the kill!"

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                          • Altimus
                            Chelsea, Assemble!
                            • Nov 2004
                            • 27283

                            #14
                            Re: Man hires hitman to kill wife...and fails...

                            I can see it now.

                            The guy obviously didn't play enough GTA.

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                            • Pappy Knuckles
                              LORDTHUNDERBIRD
                              • Sep 2004
                              • 15966

                              #15
                              Re: Man hires hitman to kill wife...and fails...

                              Good job.

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