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  • hvegasooner
    Pro
    • May 2003
    • 588

    #496
    Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

    out: i am Hungry

    In: getting your chair and taco loco

    out: you mean taco bell right?


    i am getting a new desk chair YES! about time to put the kithen chair i been useing back. its bad on my back
    I am the disabled gamer
    twitter- Hvegasooner

    Life is wonderful so get out and enjoy it!


    Playing: FIFA 16, EA Sports UFC 2, WWE 2K16, MLB The Show 16

    Consoles: PS4 Xbox 360 PS2

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    • kingkilla56
      Hall Of Fame
      • Jun 2009
      • 19395

      #497
      Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

      In: Spongebob? Really

      Out: Justina we're breaking up

      In: Lmfao u don't mean that

      Out: I just can't be in cellphone love with someone who has problems with Spongebob. I don't even know you anymore.

      In: **** Spongebob.
      Tweet Tweet

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      • Watson
        Burrow Club
        • Jul 2008
        • 27013

        #498
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        And may thy spirit live in us, Forever LSU

        @AdamdotH

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        • Happy29
          All Star
          • Jan 2006
          • 5501

          #499
          Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

          Thought I would give this thread a bump to show the impression I give the ladies.
          Attached Files
          “Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.”
          Benjamin Franklin

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          • JMD
            MVP
            • Feb 2008
            • 4456

            #500
            Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

            Last night at 1:02 am from my soon to be X-wife.
            "I have no key unlock the f***ing door NOW"
            "Seriously"

            I was asleep, I guess her drunk *** finally remembered where the spare key was.
            She's history, I'm to old for this S.

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            • oneamongthefence
              Nothing to see here folks
              • Apr 2009
              • 5683

              #501
              Originally posted by Happy29
              Thought I would give this thread a bump to show the impression I give the ladies.
              All I got from that was "down hard on me" that's all I needed to read.

              From my fingers to your eyes...
              Because I live in van down by the river...

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              • Watson
                Burrow Club
                • Jul 2008
                • 27013

                #502
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                And may thy spirit live in us, Forever LSU

                @AdamdotH

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                • Chrisksaint
                  $$$
                  • Apr 2010
                  • 19127

                  #503
                  Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

                  In: "Why are you still in Tampa, come visit me in Orlando "
                  Out: "Cause that's where I live and well i'm too lazy to drive anywhere"
                  Saints, LSU, Seminoles, Pelicans, Marlins, Lightning

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                  • Watson
                    Burrow Club
                    • Jul 2008
                    • 27013

                    #504
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                    She's alright in my book
                    And may thy spirit live in us, Forever LSU

                    @AdamdotH

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                    • Chef Matt
                      True.
                      • Apr 2008
                      • 7832

                      #505
                      Originally posted by Anthony Bourdain
                      The celebrity chef culture is a remarkable and admittedly annoying phenomenon. Of all the professions, after all, few people are less suited to be suddenly thrown into the public eye than chefs. We're used to doing what we do in private, behind closed doors.

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                      • Blzer
                        Resident film pundit
                        • Mar 2004
                        • 42558

                        #506
                        Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

                        Incoming: Hey, I know you watch family guy. What is the dogs name
                        Samsung PN60F8500 PDP / Anthem MRX 720 / Klipsch RC-62 II / Klipsch RF-82 II (x2) / Insignia NS-B2111 (x2) / SVS PC13-Ultra / SVS SB-2000 / Sony MDR-7506 Professional / Audio-Technica ATH-R70x / Sony PS3 & PS4 / DirecTV HR44-500 / DarbeeVision DVP-5000 / Panamax M5400-PM / Elgato HD60

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                        • PVarck31
                          Moderator
                          • Jan 2003
                          • 16869

                          #507
                          Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

                          Me: So you can do that for me? Really?

                          (Wife: Who you talking to?)

                          Incoming: It's Jake, from State Farm.

                          (Wife: what are you wearing Jake, from State Farm?)

                          Incoming: Khakis

                          (Wife well she sounds hideous.)

                          Me: Well, she's a guy.

                          Weird **** goes down in my house man.

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                          • kingkilla56
                            Hall Of Fame
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 19395

                            #508
                            Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

                            Me: No worries, you have other things going for you that make your "crazy" tolerable.

                            Incoming: Im sure. IM A PRETTY BALANCED PERSON

                            Me: You've never used your sarcasm font more appropriately.
                            Tweet Tweet

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                            • gtyjrocks
                              Rookie
                              • Apr 2011
                              • 236

                              #509
                              Incoming: I just met a gorgeous German guy.

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                              • FlyingFinn
                                MVP
                                • Jul 2002
                                • 3956

                                #510
                                Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

                                Incoming: Das ist auch schön! Ich hatte mich gestern darauf gefreut... Ich wollte mit dir grillen

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