If Someone Passed Gas In Your Face, Would You Fight Them?

[Blzer]

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N o, I would light a match.

Wouldn't the flame just go into your face?

[TMagic]

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I'd rather take an *** whippin like a man than back down like a bitch.

That sounds crazy.

Not only would you have gotten farted on, but then you got your *** whooped too? Try telling that to people. I'd be laughing my *** off to anybody who told me that story.

"Yeah. I was just sitting there. And then dude farted right in my face. So I got up and said, 'WTF man!'. That's when he proceeded to commence the beating of my ***...What?....Yeah. He farted on me and beat my ***..........Oh you think that's funny. I mean, so what...It is what it is."

[GoodVela]

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It is what it is."

[countryboy]

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That sounds crazy.

Not only would you have gotten farted on, but then you got your *** whooped too? Try telling that to people. I'd be laughing my *** off to anybody who told me that story.

"Yeah. I was just sitting there. And then dude farted right in my face. So I got up and said, 'WTF man!'. That's when he proceeded to commence the beating of my ***...What?....Yeah. He farted on me and beat my ***..........Oh you think that's funny. I mean, so what...It is what it is."

Sure beats...

"Yeah, I was just sitting there and a dude farted right in my face." "What did you do?" "I just sit there with my tail tucked between my legs and did nothing because I was scared that he'd beat me up"

Hey maybe you and others can look yourselves in the mirror the next morning and respect who you see, but I couldn't.

[TMagic]

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Hey maybe you and others can look yourselves in the mirror the next morning and respect who you see, but I couldn't.

I can understand that you would lose respect for yourself.

But to fight somebody knowing that you can't win just doesn't make sense to me. You get beat down, bloodied, a broken nose. But at least you have your respect. Why would you do that?

Here's the way I see it:

1) I'm not going to fight somebody knowing that I can't win. That's crazy. I'm not gonna lose respect for myself for not fighting somebody I have no chance beating. I'd feel dumb trying to do that and look back thinking that I shouldn't have been so prideful and let it go. Especially if it's just because dude farted in my face. LOL

2) If it's somebody that I know I can beat down, I wouldn't. I don't want to bring physical harm to this person just because he farted on me. That's such a dumb reason for me to cause physical pain and agony to somebody.

3) I think, how would the man upstairs feel about that? Would He approve of me getting in a fight for such a silly reason? How would I explain that to Him if we ever meet face to face?

"You don't understand. He farted in my face. So I HAD to beat him down. I had no other choice. There really wasn't any other way to go about it.........What was that you say?....... Turn the other cheek? To hell with that..."

Sure beats...

"Yeah, I was just sitting there and a dude farted right in my face." "What did you do?" "I just sit there with my tail tucked between my legs and did nothing because I was scared that he'd beat me up"

Of coarse if you put it like that.

You put it another way and it sounds much better.

"Yeah, I was just sitting there and a dude farted right in my face."

"What did you do?"

"I kept my cool man. My first reaction was to get up and start wailing on dude. But, I thought about how silly it would be for me to be getting into a fight over something so dumb that I just let it go."

:wink:

[mgoblue]

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Sure beats...

"Yeah, I was just sitting there and a dude farted right in my face." "What did you do?" "I just sit there with my tail tucked between my legs and did nothing because I was scared that he'd beat me up"

Hey maybe you and others can look yourselves in the mirror the next morning and respect who you see, but I couldn't.

countryboy, with your ammo you should just fart right back in his face!

And I know gangs are more hardcore guys, but you know what I mean about groups of dumb kids. I could see some group of douchebags using this as a setup to a big fight, to provoke people before jumping them.

I highly doubt MS-13 would open up with the fart attack

[nemesis04]

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Why would someone be face to face so to speak with someone's *** cheeks to begin with?

[countryboy]

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I can understand that you would lose respect for yourself.

But to fight somebody knowing that you can't win just doesn't make sense to me. You get beat down, bloodied, a broken nose. But at least you have your respect. Why would you do that?

I'm never in a fight that I think I can't win.

And the day that I start picking and choosing who I stand up to when disrespected, for fear of being able to win or not, is the day that I need to cut off my balls and put on a skirt.

[DocHolliday]

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i have a feeling all thse "internet Tough Guys" would act differently then they are posting here.

Typical

[countryboy]

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i have a feeling all thse "internet Tough Guys" would act differently then they are posting here.

Typical

think whatever you want man, but let me ask you this, what do I have to gain by lying? Being viewed as an internet tough guy? Make people, who I really don't know outside of a username, think I'm something I'm not? Garner more respect from people on an internet message board?

The only person who's respect I honestly care about getting or keeping, is my own.

[trobinson97]

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Man I haven't laughed this hard in long time. Y'all are some fools!

For real, I don't care who it was, I'll throw hands with my own momma if she poot in my face on purpose. And if you can actually feel the gust of it too? Oh hell naw! I'd at least chase them down with my zipper open so I could piss on em or something. Something would have to be done. I couldn't just walk away from somebody, anybody doing me that damn dirty.

"You don't understand. He farted in my face. So I HAD to beat him down. I had no other choice. There really wasn't any other way to go about it.........What was that you say?....... Turn the other cheek? To hell with that..."

Yeah, it was a dumb reason to fight, but at the end of the day it is what it is Lord.

[ThreeKing]

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The only time I'm not pissed if this scenario was to happen, was if 2 things:

1) If it was a chick and she had a fat, juicy booty and B) I was going to tap it.

Thanks and goodnight.

[stewaat]

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i have a feeling all thse "internet Tough Guys" would act differently then they are posting here.

Typical

True I need to come to my senses. This isn't something worth fighting over. Would I be really pissed? Yes.

Farting is gross and disgusting, not funny. I lose respect for people who think it's hilarious.

[Acid]

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True I need to come to my senses. This isn't something worth fighting over. Would I be really pissed? Yes.

Farting is gross and disgusting, not funny. I lose respect for people who think it's hilarious.

Do you respect anyone?

And no, "yourself" is not an acceptable answer.

[Flyboy]

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