Food Used As Weaponry Part III

[SqueakyD]

I'm going to continue the tradition of sandwich and turkey beatdowns.

Source

VERO BEACH, Fla. – A Vero Beach man faces a domestic violence charge after authorities said he assaulted his girlfriend with a cheeseburger. An Indian River County Sheriff's Office arrest report said a 22-year-old man and his girlfriend got into an argument as they sat in a car in front of their home.
The report said the man would not let the woman out of the vehicle, so she threw his drink out of the car. In response, the man allegedly grabbed her arm and smashed the cheeseburger into her face. The pair got out of the car, and authorities say the man again took the McDonald's sandwich and put it on her face.
The man was released on $1,000 bond Wednesday.

[ghm125]

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I once hit a person with a 2 piece snack from Kof C..NO KIDDING

[nyisles16]

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I never knew food could be used as weapons..

[fishepa]

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I threw a small marshmellow at my sister-in-laws face a few years ago and it left a red welt on her face for over 24 hours. It was awesome.

[23]

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^ lol

Thats just mean

[JohnnytheSkin]

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I threw a small marshmellow at my sister-in-laws face a few years ago and it left a red welt on her face for over 24 hours. It was awesome.

[nyisles16]

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I wonder how much damage a Mc'D burger can do.. pickle juice in the eye? A patty print on the side of the face?

And I can only imagine the reaction from the guy who had to take the report on this one..

[areobee401]

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Good thing a Double Quarterpounder was not used in the assult.

[Unoriginal Name]

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I wonder how much damage a Mc'D burger can do.. pickle juice in the eye? A patty print on the side of the face?

And I can only imagine the reaction from the guy who had to take the report on this one..

Sounds like you can market an episode of Mythbusters to me. I saw one once where they were trying to make a salami rocket.

[Chaos81]

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pickle juice in the eye?

Pickle juice in the eye hurts. Made even worse if you don't like them.

[patsguy]

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What a waste of food, If a guy ever shoved food in my face I would bitchslap him. I wonder if it was a big mac or a double cheese

[AlexBrady]

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If it was a Big Mac then it would have been 'all over'.

[TheGamingChef]

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What a waste of food, If a guy ever shoved food in my face I would bitchslap him. I wonder if it was a big mac or a double cheese

It was probably just a McDouble, I bet this guy's cheap

[DXZeke]

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A friend of mine had been working at Olive Garden.

His boss told him to do something and he didn't want too. The 2 of them started to get into a fight of him being insubordinate. So he called her a "Tyrant B (word)" and then threw a bread stick at her. It her in the head. THUS she called the police for Assault. They got there and refused to book him over a bread stick. Suffice to say, he got a new job.

[fishepa]

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Wow, what a waste of a perfectly good Olive Garden bread stick. Those are delicious.