Ladies, Don't Forget to hide your "toys"

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  • marshallfever
    MVP
    • Aug 2003
    • 2738

    #1

    Ladies, Don't Forget to hide your "toys"

    So I was in the break room last night at work. I was on my fifteen minute break and decided to just sit there because literally, I was awfully tired.

    This other guy and girl were in there as well. I know them well enough. So out of nowhere, the chick has to say something. She's been keeping it all bottled up and she had to finally get someone else's opinion.

    Here’s her story: A friend of hers brought her a "sexual toy." She says she hasn't been laid in a while, so yesterday morning she forgot to put this device away after using it. She left it on her bed and went to work.

    Long behold her mother walks into the room, no reason why, and finds this "sexual toy" on her bed.

    So the chick is at work now and she gets a phone call from her mom. (Let me point out, she’s 22 years old) literally hounding her about the toy she found on her bed. The girl still at work didn't have the time to listen to her mother's yelling and by accident ends the call.

    Now back to the break room. She's nervous cause now she knows when she gets home there'll be some arguing going on. However her argument to us was that "Her mom has a man and she doesn't."

    This happened last night. I didn't go to work today, and I want to know what happened that night.

    So to any female operationsports () forum users don't forget to hide you "sex toys."
    Last edited by marshallfever; 12-12-2008, 05:16 PM.
  • Blzer
    Resident film pundit
    • Mar 2004
    • 42515

    #2
    Re: Ladies, Don't Forget to hide your "toys"

    So uhh... would you think this falls more into the "Entertainment" or "Technology" portion?
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    • stewaat

      #3
      Re: Ladies, Don't Forget to hide your "toys"

      Both.

      Is she cute? If so the story is cool and you can offer to substitute for the device. If she's ugly you should've never told us.

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      • Cebby
        Banned
        • Apr 2005
        • 22327

        #4
        Re: Ladies, Don't Forget to hide your "toys"

        If I was a parent, I'd rather my daughter masturbate rather than have sex with anyone.

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        • soltrain
          The Batman
          • Feb 2003
          • 6863

          #5
          Re: Ladies, Don't Forget to hide your "toys"

          Was this copied and pasted from somewhere else? This story had potential, but faltered in the final act.
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          • Scottdau
            Banned
            • Feb 2003
            • 32580

            #6
            Re: Ladies, Don't Forget to hide your "toys"

            Originally posted by Cebby
            If I was a parent, I'd rather my daughter masturbate rather than have sex with anyone.
            That is true!

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            • Fresh Tendrils
              Strike Hard and Fade Away
              • Jul 2002
              • 36131

              #7
              Re: Ladies, Don't Forget to hide your "toys"

              Originally posted by soltrain
              Was this copied and pasted from somewhere else? This story had potential, but faltered in the final act.
              LOL. Teamxbox just came out of the blue.



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              • marshallfever
                MVP
                • Aug 2003
                • 2738

                #8
                Re: Ladies, Don't Forget to hide your "toys"

                Sadly i haven't heard the conclusion yet

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                • ex carrabba fan
                  I'll thank him for you
                  • Oct 2004
                  • 32744

                  #9
                  Re: Ladies, Don't Forget to hide your "toys"

                  Pics of the sex-deprived 22 year old?

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                  • Beantown
                    #DoYourJob
                    • Feb 2005
                    • 31523

                    #10
                    Re: Ladies, Don't Forget to hide your "toys"

                    I am going to move this to the OS Neighborhood, since it is neither "Entertainment" or "Technology" - in the literal sense, anyway - and you are offering advice to the...3 females we may have in the OS Neighborhood.

                    On a different note - find out what happened.

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                    • Phobia
                      Hall Of Fame
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 11623

                      #11
                      Re: Ladies, Don't Forget to hide your "toys"

                      Either way how does the mom have the right to tell a 22 year old what she can or can't do. I would of just told her to keep her mouth shut, stay out of my stuff and mind her own business. But thats me

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                      • skitch
                        Fear Ameer
                        • Oct 2002
                        • 12349

                        #12
                        Re: Ladies, Don't Forget to hide your "toys"

                        necesito picturas

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                        • jmood88
                          Sean Payton: Retribution
                          • Jul 2003
                          • 34639

                          #13
                          Re: Ladies, Don't Forget to hide your "toys"

                          Originally posted by Phobia
                          Either way how does the mom have the right to tell a 22 year old what she can or can't do. I would of just told her to keep her mouth shut, stay out of my stuff and mind her own business. But thats me
                          If she lives with her parents then her mom can do whatever she wants.
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                          • The C
                            Banned
                            • Apr 2005
                            • 7538

                            #14
                            Re: Ladies, Don't Forget to hide your "toys"

                            Sorry, I don't have any advice for your friend. I usually don't have to use toys. ;P

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                            • larrygiterdone
                              MVP
                              • Jul 2005
                              • 3037

                              #15
                              Re: Ladies, Don't Forget to hide your "toys"

                              i bet her mom was going to town on that thing after the phone call

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