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  • Cebby
    Banned
    • Apr 2005
    • 22327

    #61
    Re: Who names their child this?!?!

    Originally posted by pfunk880


    Fine, you don't have to believe me. It hurts me so much.

    Yes, I had so much to gain by telling a lie on an INTERNET FORUM.
    The other option is that you actually fell for the lemonjello/orangejello. That might be worse.

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    • ESPNdeportes
      MVP
      • Jul 2002
      • 3459

      #62
      Re: Who names their child this?!?!

      Dude, i work at a children's hospital. You should see some of the names today. They're ridiculous. There needs to be a name approval committee, I swear.
      "You can not ensure success, but you can deserve it." - John Quincy Adams

      PSN: raginrapids

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      • jmood88
        Sean Payton: Retribution
        • Jul 2003
        • 34639

        #63
        Re: Who names their child this?!?!

        Originally posted by DubTrey1
        LOL!!!! Right? It's not like you hear about Archibald Billingsly the III is murdered in a massive coke deal gone bad in a Wendy's parking lot everyday.
        Archibald Billinglsy is more likely to be buying coke then a guy named Marijuana.
        Originally posted by Blzer
        Let me assure you that I am a huge proponent of size, and it greatly matters. Don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise.

        If I went any bigger, it would not have properly fit with my equipment, so I had to optimize. I'm okay with it, but I also know what I'm missing with those five inches. :)

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        • Brankles
          Banned
          • May 2003
          • 5113

          #64
          Re: Who names their child this?!?!

          I went to school with a kid named Harry Sack

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          • jmood88
            Sean Payton: Retribution
            • Jul 2003
            • 34639

            #65
            Re: Who names their child this?!?!

            I met a girl last night named Tuesday.
            Originally posted by Blzer
            Let me assure you that I am a huge proponent of size, and it greatly matters. Don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise.

            If I went any bigger, it would not have properly fit with my equipment, so I had to optimize. I'm okay with it, but I also know what I'm missing with those five inches. :)

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            • Bighoff
              The Bird is the word
              • Jul 2002
              • 5312

              #66
              Re: Who names their child this?!?!

              There was a kid that was on my dad's wrestling team named Peter Holder.

              My room mate's mom who works in the Indianaoplis school system claims that there was a kid at her school named ****head and it was pronounced sh-ith-eed. I tend to think this is an urban legend but you never know.

              When I was in high school there were 3 sisters named Summer, Autem, and Porsche.
              I've heard this "patience is a virtue" junk all my life. I'm happy to say I have no virtue, no scruples, and no desire to wait too long for anything. In my humble opinion instant gratification takes too long!

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              • KingV2k3
                Senior Circuit
                • May 2003
                • 5881

                #67
                Re: Who names their child this?!?!

                My personal fave in the "why not Richm Rick or Richard" sweepstakes, due the number of vehicles sporting his dealer plate / logo:

                http://www.dickide.com/

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                • Rawdeal28
                  Swiitch U? lol
                  • Oct 2007
                  • 7407

                  #68
                  Re: Who names their child this?!?!

                  Originally posted by Jonesey
                  When I was working customer service.. I had a lady call me and her first name was Aquanetta.

                  Like after this:

                  hey stop ur damn lie. thats from the tv show MARTIN, SEASON 5, DISC 2, EPISODE 8 called "SNOW WHITE"/

                  :wink:
                  "on hoping there is a PSN flash sale before Valentine's Day"
                  Man there are no flashers... now what are we going to do for vd
                  I'm sure there's plenty of prostitutes you could pay if you really want vd.
                  yea but will they take psn cards
                  Depends on what area of a hooker you would use to redeem them.

                  lol

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                  • J.R. Locke
                    Banned
                    • Nov 2004
                    • 4137

                    #69
                    Re: Who names their child this?!?!

                    Marijuana is pretty much the best product on the face of earth. I have no problem with the name.....hmmmmm

                    Honey if it is a girl. Marijuana
                    A boy. Hashy.

                    Bunch of uptight folk in here.

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                    • Maxattax3
                      MVP
                      • Aug 2008
                      • 2265

                      #70
                      Re: Who names their child this?!?!

                      I often use Aqua-net in anecdotes/jokes I tell. its got cache I tell ya.

                      Anyway I worked with children for 3 years (had a group of 15+ four and five year olds) and Ive seen some Gems.

                      My favorite name would have to be Nimrod. I mean seriously... also I knew a kid name Zepp.
                      Texas. Football. All. Day.

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                      • MizzouBravesFan
                        MVP
                        • Mar 2004
                        • 2489

                        #71
                        Re: Who names their child this?!?!

                        Who names their kid Bronx Mowgli??? Or Zuma Nesta Rock or whatever the hell it was.

                        Celebrities can come up with some really stupid and I mean stupid names.
                        Patrick Mahomes > God

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                        • DC
                          Hall Of Fame
                          • Oct 2002
                          • 17996

                          #72
                          Re: Who names their child this?!?!

                          "We" gotta do better. If you know what I mean
                          Concrete evidence/videos please

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                          • Brandwin
                            Hall Of Fame
                            • Jul 2002
                            • 30621

                            #73
                            Re: Who names their child this?!?!

                            Originally posted by Cebby
                            My senior year in high school, some girl swore up and down that her aunt's friend was killed in a gang initiation after flashing her brights at a car with no lights on at night.


                            Originally posted by pfunk880


                            Fine, you don't have to believe me. It hurts me so much.

                            Yes, I had so much to gain by telling a lie on an INTERNET FORUM.

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                            • DC
                              Hall Of Fame
                              • Oct 2002
                              • 17996

                              #74
                              Re: Who names their child this?!?!

                              My senior year in high school, some girl swore up and down that her aunt's friend was killed in a gang initiation after flashing her brights at a car with no lights on at night.
                              Let me STOP doing that then because I do that all of the time.....
                              Concrete evidence/videos please

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                              • SportsTop
                                The Few. The Proud.
                                • Jul 2003
                                • 6716

                                #75
                                Re: Who names their child this?!?!

                                Bucs defensive player Greg White just legally changed his name to "Styles G. White" after a character in Teen Wolf.

                                Who names themselves after a character in Teen Wolf?
                                Follow me on Twitter!

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