Toddler Breaks Into Store At 3 A.M.

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  • CMH
    Making you famous
    • Oct 2002
    • 26203

    #1

    Toddler Breaks Into Store At 3 A.M.

    Haha, what?!



    Detective Randy Stevens said the child apparently unlocked a door at his nearby home, got out, then crossed a multilane street to reach the store.

    Kids these days, man. I'm telling you. We don't give them enough credit. Crossed a multilane street on his own, figured out which door was unlocked, and started playing with toys.
    "It may well be that we spectators, who are not divinely gifted as athletes, are the only ones able to truly see, articulate and animate the experience of the gift we are denied. And that those who receive and act out the gift of athletic genius must, perforce, be blind and dumb about it -- and not because blindness and dumbness are the price of the gift, but because they are its essence." - David Foster Wallace

    "You'll not find more penny-wise/pound-foolish behavior than in Major League Baseball." - Rob Neyer
  • auburntigersfan
    Release the Kirchen
    • Aug 2006
    • 4737

    #2
    Re: Toddler Breaks Into Store At 3 A.M.


    An unidentified 4-year-old boy, above, broke into a Family Dollar store at 3 a.m. and was found playing with the toys.
    That caption with the picture right above made me crack up.

    He didn't really "break in" though. I mean, it was unlocked.
    WUSTL

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    • MC Fatigue
      Banned
      • Feb 2006
      • 4150

      #3
      Re: Toddler Breaks Into Store At 3 A.M.

      Aye - he didn't break in, really. Some idiot left it open and they're lucky someone else didn't find it out and rob them blind.

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      • DC
        Hall Of Fame
        • Oct 2002
        • 17996

        #4
        Re: Toddler Breaks Into Store At 3 A.M.

        I wonder if he would have "accidently strolled" into the store if he wasn't black.

        LOL @ The mugshot
        Concrete evidence/videos please

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        • HustlinOwl
          All Star
          • Mar 2004
          • 9713

          #5
          Re: Toddler Breaks Into Store At 3 A.M.

          Roscoe

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          • TarHeelMan
            Th* H*mb*rg*r P*mp
            • Jul 2002
            • 7853

            #6
            Re: Toddler Breaks Into Store At 3 A.M.

            I didn't know Graphik had seed in Texas.

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            • ProfessaPackMan
              Bamma
              • Mar 2008
              • 63852

              #7
              Re: Toddler Breaks Into Store At 3 A.M.

              Originally posted by HustlinOwl
              Roscoe

              #RespectTheCulture

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              • RAZRr1275
                All Star
                • Sep 2007
                • 9918

                #8
                Re: Toddler Breaks Into Store At 3 A.M.

                Wow. This is sad.
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