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  • X*Cell
    Collab: xcellnoah@gmail
    • Sep 2002
    • 8107

    #1

    Custody Battle...

    Detroit, MI. (AP) - A seven-year old boy was at the center of a
    County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who
    should have custody of him.
    The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially
    awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation
    requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible. The
    boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than
    his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her.

    When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy
    cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of
    the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way
    of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy
    to propose who should have custody of him.

    After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child
    welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Detroit Lions, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.
    SAN ANTONIO SPURS
  • TheMatrix31
    RF
    • Jul 2002
    • 52904

    #2
    Re: Custody Battle...

    LOL.

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    • Cebby
      Banned
      • Apr 2005
      • 22327

      #3
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      • LL-Cool-P
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        • Apr 2008
        • 1101

        #4
        Re: Custody Battle...

        The Detroit Lions... AHAHAHAA

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        • countryboy
          Growing pains
          • Sep 2003
          • 52717

          #5
          Re: Custody Battle...

          LMFAO!!!
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          • PVarck31
            Moderator
            • Jan 2003
            • 16869

            #6
            Re: Custody Battle...

            Damn man, you really got me there. I am feeling all sorry for this poor little boy. Hilarious though.

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            • Dorado45
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              • Nov 2008
              • 577

              #7
              Re: Custody Battle...

              HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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              • cubsfan203
                All Star
                • Jun 2004
                • 6689

                #8
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                That's great.
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                • ProfessaPackMan
                  Bamma
                  • Mar 2008
                  • 63852

                  #9
                  Re: Custody Battle...

                  LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
                  #RespectTheCulture

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                  • theaub
                    Stop! Homer Time!
                    • Feb 2004
                    • 9643

                    #10
                    Re: Custody Battle...

                    I've heard the joke before, and I still didn't see it coming.

                    Bravo sir.
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                    • DubTrey1
                      MVP
                      • Mar 2008
                      • 1023

                      #11
                      Re: Custody Battle...

                      HHAHAHAHAHa!!! Lions = Historic Fail.
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                      • Chaos81
                        Hall Of Fame
                        • Mar 2004
                        • 17150

                        #12
                        Re: Custody Battle...

                        Originally posted by theaub
                        I've heard the joke before, and I still didn't see it coming.
                        Same here.

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                        • Scottdau
                          Banned
                          • Feb 2003
                          • 32580

                          #13
                          Re: Custody Battle...

                          Now that was freaking funny.

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                          • Bornindamecca
                            Books Nelson Simnation
                            • Jul 2007
                            • 10919

                            #14
                            Re: Custody Battle...

                            Nice!
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                            • trobinson97
                              Lie,cheat,steal,kill: Win
                              • Oct 2004
                              • 16366

                              #15
                              Re: Custody Battle...

                              Good one.
                              PS: You guys are great.

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