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  • Beantown
    #DoYourJob
    • Feb 2005
    • 31523

    #5566
    Re: OS Off Topic 2009

    **** my life.

    Not really, haha, but seriously...I got so drunk tonight off of relatively nothing (one shot of Gold-Scholgger and two ScrewDrivers with probably about 6 shots or so worth of vodka) in them, puked for the first time ever off of alcohol and then had a serious heart-to-heart with my roommate/best friend since 1st grade...

    I have really, no idea what happened. I just let myself go tonight trying to forget everything that has been going on in my life and all it did was make me feel worse physically and think even more than I had been before.

    And wow, don't know if there was a single typo in this post...awesome.

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    • cubsfan203
      All Star
      • Jun 2004
      • 6689

      #5567
      Re: OS Off Topic 2009

      So I was at a stoplight today and this car pulls up next to me with two good looking girls in it. I look over and give a little what's up nod just for kicks and they start smiling and laughing.

      Next thing I know the girl that's driving opens her door (they are on my right), and I'm like wtf because I had no idea what she was doing. Then she starts puking all over the street. It took like two or three lights for me to get through and the girl didn't stop throwing up the whole time.

      Then when I'm at the mall this group of like 14 year old girls ask me to take a picture with one of them for some kind of scavenger hunt. So the girl gets on my back and I take a picture and move on. I'm going to hearing about this one for a long time from my friend that was with me.

      Really weird day. Thank goodness it's the weekend.
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      • JohnnytheSkin
        All Star
        • Jul 2003
        • 5914

        #5568
        Re: OS Off Topic 2009

        Originally posted by Longhorn
        **** my life.

        ...I got so drunk tonight off of relatively nothing (one shot of Gold-Scholgger and two ScrewDrivers with probably about 6 shots or so worth of vodka) in them...

        And wow, don't know if there was a single typo in this post...awesome.
        It's "Goldschlager", not "Gold-Scholgger"...oh, and Screw Driver should either be two words or spelled Screwdriver without the second capital letter.

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        • Beantown
          #DoYourJob
          • Feb 2005
          • 31523

          #5569
          Re: OS Off Topic 2009

          Originally posted by JohnnytheSkin
          It's "Goldschlager", not "Gold-Scholgger"...oh, and Screw Driver would be two words, not some mash-up.

          You *******.

          Given my current mental state, I would say that previous post - and this one - are good.

          And by current mental state I mean it was at the point that I almost called my mom at midnight because she has never given me bad advice and at the moment all I need to hear is a familiar voice. I tried texting my sister but she's apparently asleep so...damnit.

          And to clarify, I have never been this bad before and never plan to get this bad again. Luckily I finished the bottle of vodka so I never have to look at a screwdriver again.

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          • Chaos81
            Hall Of Fame
            • Mar 2004
            • 17150

            #5570
            Re: OS Off Topic 2009

            Originally posted by Longhorn
            Luckily I finished the bottle of vodka so I never have to look at a screwdriver again.
            What's your address? I want to send you a bottle of vodka.

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            • Beantown
              #DoYourJob
              • Feb 2005
              • 31523

              #5571
              Re: OS Off Topic 2009

              Originally posted by Chaos81
              What's your address? I want to send you a bottle of vodka.
              Worst part is....I would drink it.

              Honestly, I only puked once and feel a lot better so it really isn't the physical distaste for the vodka as much as it is the fact that I never want to feel this way again, mentally. This sucks. I just want to be out at the party with my friends and instead I'm sitting here on OS.

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              • Cebby
                Banned
                • Apr 2005
                • 22327

                #5572
                Re: OS Off Topic 2009

                Originally posted by Longhorn
                And by current mental state I mean it was at the point that I almost called my mom at midnight because she has never given me bad advice and at the moment all I need to hear is a familiar voice. I tried texting my sister but she's apparently asleep so...damnit.
                Remember, you can always just your friends on OS.

                We always give great advice in even the most trying of circumstances.

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                • bjf1377
                  Lurker
                  • Jul 2002
                  • 6620

                  #5573
                  Re: OS Off Topic 2009

                  I love rock concerts, but I hate the ringing in my ears after

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                  • WazzuRC
                    Go Cougs!
                    • Dec 2002
                    • 5617

                    #5574
                    Re: OS Off Topic 2009

                    Conan's last episode is tonight...I really don't think he'll be the same after joining the Tonight Show.

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                    • PVarck31
                      Moderator
                      • Jan 2003
                      • 16869

                      #5575
                      Re: OS Off Topic 2009

                      Here we go again. Cant freakin sleep.

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                      • ChubbyBanana
                        Don't Trust Influencers
                        • Oct 2003
                        • 7071

                        #5576
                        Re: OS Off Topic 2009

                        Originally posted by pjv31
                        Here we go again. Cant freakin sleep.
                        Yeah. You should play some Call of Duty or something. That will put you right out.
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                        • PVarck31
                          Moderator
                          • Jan 2003
                          • 16869

                          #5577
                          Re: OS Off Topic 2009

                          Originally posted by ChubbyBanana
                          Yeah. You should play some Call of Duty or something. That will put you right out.
                          I am pretty much tired of it. I want to stab myself every time I play it. I just need mlb 2k9 now. What are you up to?

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                          • DTX3
                            Hall Of Fame
                            • Jun 2003
                            • 13022

                            #5578
                            Re: OS Off Topic 2009

                            Pink eye ftl.
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                            • av7
                              Hall Of Fame
                              • Dec 2007
                              • 11408

                              #5579
                              Re: OS Off Topic 2009

                              Anyone see the guy that does the Shamwow infomercial and his new "Slap Chop". I could've sworn during his new infomercial he said something like "Watch, you're going to love my nuts" while chopping up peanuts or somethin
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                              • ChubbyBanana
                                Don't Trust Influencers
                                • Oct 2003
                                • 7071

                                #5580
                                Re: OS Off Topic 2009

                                Originally posted by pjv31
                                I am pretty much tired of it. I want to stab myself every time I play it. I just need mlb 2k9 now. What are you up to?
                                Watching Battlestar Galactica then going to go play some more GTA IV: The Lost and Damned.

                                After that I dunno. I traded in my Live 09, I really miss basketball...
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