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  • trobinson97
    Lie,cheat,steal,kill: Win
    • Oct 2004
    • 16366

    #31
    Re: Indecent Proposal

    w00t! We've come to an agreement! Only if it's The Tebow.



    See, that's what marriage is all about, compromise.
    PS: You guys are great.

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    • RAZRr1275
      All Star
      • Sep 2007
      • 9918

      #32
      Re: Indecent Proposal

      I'm not married but my answer is no. No way I'd do that. That would just be not being faithful to the one you just agreed to live your life with
      My latest project - Madden 12 http://www.operationsports.com/forum...post2043231648

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      • KingV2k3
        Senior Circuit
        • May 2003
        • 5881

        #33
        Re: Indecent Proposal

        This is a "no win" situation, IMHO...

        You take the $$$, it comes up as a point of contention in the future...

        You DON'T take the money and it's a very, very possible point of contention in the future...

        I guess the trick is to aviod direct eye contact with Robert Redford, thereby eliminating both of the above scenarios...

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        • J.R. Locke
          Banned
          • Nov 2004
          • 4137

          #34
          Re: Indecent Proposal

          Certainly if she was up for it. Split the money in half. Then free from college loans and I can live on the road....I need to find a wife and a dude who can't get laid without paying.

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          • CMH
            Making you famous
            • Oct 2002
            • 26203

            #35
            Re: Indecent Proposal

            Originally posted by RAZRr1275
            I'm not married but my answer is no. No way I'd do that. That would just be not being faithful to the one you just agreed to live your life with
            My definition of faithful is different then.

            If both people agreed to it, then how is it unfaithful?

            Are open relationship married couples unfaithful if they both agree to have sex with other people?
            "It may well be that we spectators, who are not divinely gifted as athletes, are the only ones able to truly see, articulate and animate the experience of the gift we are denied. And that those who receive and act out the gift of athletic genius must, perforce, be blind and dumb about it -- and not because blindness and dumbness are the price of the gift, but because they are its essence." - David Foster Wallace

            "You'll not find more penny-wise/pound-foolish behavior than in Major League Baseball." - Rob Neyer

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            • IStillDoWhatIDo
              Pro
              • Jun 2006
              • 695

              #36
              Re: Indecent Proposal

              Of course. What's there to think about?
              fool me once... shame on me.

              Let's get the fantasy football section poppin!
              http://www.operationsports.com/forums/fantasy-football/

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              • Brandwin
                Hall Of Fame
                • Jul 2002
                • 30621

                #37
                Re: Indecent Proposal

                I question the love you would have for your wife and the love she would have for you, if you would go through with this.

                I am wondering for the people that said yes, how many of you are married.

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                • daflyboys
                  Banned
                  • May 2003
                  • 18238

                  #38
                  Re: Indecent Proposal

                  Originally posted by Cebby
                  I have no wife, but I'd go with yes.

                  I mean, assuming you married after college, she's probably had at least 10 penises and probably much higher, despite whatever nonsense she says. At that point, one more penis isn't going to kill you, and a $1,000,000 is a **** ton of money.

                  I mean, say you start dating your wife when she's 25. Now, assuming she gives up the card at 17 (conservative) and takes 2 penises a year from 17-25 (very conservative), she's been with 19 penises (including you). Now, if 19 other people have sexed this woman, 1 more for a million dollars wouldn't hurt. Not ever having to worry about house payments and schooling for kids would be reason enough.
                  But what if she had no penises when you married her? Does that change your tune? Even in the above scenario, let's say that the prospective Million Dollar Tallywacker told you that this would only be a valid contract if he didn't have to use a condom. So, now, are you going to dip your wick where a recent condomless schlong has been? What if it's the wrong schlong? Now....the wrong type of penis actually CAN kill you. But further, it's not even about that when you're married. If you don't know that, don't get married.

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                  • Cebby
                    Banned
                    • Apr 2005
                    • 22327

                    #39
                    Re: Indecent Proposal

                    Originally posted by daflyboys
                    But what if she had no penises when you married her?
                    That's very humorous.

                    So, now, are you going to dip your wick where a recent condomless schlong has been?
                    I wouldn't recommend going in right after, but I would have to imagine most of us have had sex with someone who had engaged in unprotected intercourse with another person.

                    But further, it's not even about that when you're married. If you don't know that, don't get married.
                    It's also $1,000,000. 20 years of work in 5-10 minutes (someone dropping a million isn't going to last that long). Besides, chances aren't bad that she's already banged someone while the people in question have been married. Might as well get paid.

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                    • Brandwin
                      Hall Of Fame
                      • Jul 2002
                      • 30621

                      #40
                      Re: Indecent Proposal

                      Originally posted by daflyboys
                      But further, it's not even about that when you're married. If you don't know that, don't get married.

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                      • The C
                        Banned
                        • Apr 2005
                        • 7538

                        #41
                        Re: Indecent Proposal

                        NObody wants to have sex with any of your wives.

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                        • chrome381
                          Rookie
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 123

                          #42
                          Re: Indecent Proposal

                          soo you guys would allow a random guy to just stick their penis into your wife and screw her and this would not effect you at all afterwords?? What are you gonna think when you see her naked from that point on, you are gonna imagine some random guy having his way with her.

                          OK lets reprase this question flava flav come to your house and saids he wants to bang your wife, he saids he will pay you money if you stay out of his way and allow him to force himself on your wife would you say yes or no?

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                          • fishepa
                            I'm Ron F'n Swanson!
                            • Feb 2003
                            • 18989

                            #43
                            Re: Indecent Proposal

                            Originally posted by The C
                            NObody wants to have sex with any of your wives.
                            You'd be surprised how many of the guys married up on this site. Way up.

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                            • stoncold32
                              MVP
                              • Jul 2002
                              • 3588

                              #44
                              Re: Indecent Proposal

                              Heck no, it doesn't matter what she did prior to being my wife, but NOW shes MY wife. Period.

                              Yeah the house would be paid off, and bills would, but everytime you pull up to your house you're going to think about what it REALLY cost.

                              On the other hand, IF I suspected my wife was cheating on me, I'd tell her the guy was offering $50,000, I'd let her do it, and I'd keep the other $950,000. hehe

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                              • CMH
                                Making you famous
                                • Oct 2002
                                • 26203

                                #45
                                Re: Indecent Proposal

                                Originally posted by stoncold32
                                I'd tell her the guy was offering $50,000, I'd let her do it, and I'd keep the other $950,000. hehe
                                Oh, stop lying. You know your wife handles your finances.
                                "It may well be that we spectators, who are not divinely gifted as athletes, are the only ones able to truly see, articulate and animate the experience of the gift we are denied. And that those who receive and act out the gift of athletic genius must, perforce, be blind and dumb about it -- and not because blindness and dumbness are the price of the gift, but because they are its essence." - David Foster Wallace

                                "You'll not find more penny-wise/pound-foolish behavior than in Major League Baseball." - Rob Neyer

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