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[marshallfever]

I figure i had to share this with the rest of the world.I haven't laughed this hard in years, years i tell you. So let me tell you the story:

I came home from work Wednesday afternoon. As i walked into my room, i saw my 14 year old brother whose always angry just lying on the bed watching t.v. So i changed myself and went to take a piss in the bathroom. Strangely enough, i was like i should wash my hands after taking this piss,

Spoiler

if anyone remembers my thread on washing your hands after taking a pee, i don't do it when i'm at home

since we have regular hand soap in the bathroom.

I put some of the soap on my hands, and right before i turned on the sink, i stopped and ran into my room scream at my brother "Look at what came out my penis." He jumped back at least 6 feet and started cursing.

Immediately feel to the ground and started laughing hysterically. I have never laughed that hard in my entire life. I wasn't sure if he was aware of what comes out of a guy's penis since he's only in the 8th grade, but i guess health class starts early now. My goodness was it funny. Even to this minute, remembering it has me laughing hysterically.

[ThreeKing]

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Nice job. That poor kid is scarred for life.

[ProStylez]

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Not funny

[snepp]

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Careful, the next time he jerks it you're going to find a present on your pillow or something.

[marshallfever]

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Not funny

well i laughed my butt off.

[SuperBowlNachos]

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8th grade? So 13 or 14, I think he knew full well what it was.

When I worked at Wal Mart, the soap from the soap dispensers looked like that item to. I got bored one day and filmed my hand right up close and shot some into it. It was hilarious showing it to people. They freak out then it zooms out and shows what it is.

[Jonesy]

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8th grade? So 13 or 14, I think he knew full well what it was.

He probably know's what it is 5-6 times per day.

[auburntigersfan]

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8th grade? So 13 or 14, I think he knew full well what it was.

When I worked at Wal Mart, the soap from the soap dispensers looked like that item to. I got bored one day and filmed my hand right up close and shot some into it. It was hilarious showing it to people. They freak out then it zooms out and shows what it is.

That's the soap we have in our locker room.

Today when I was taking a piss a friend pushed me forward, it wasn't too bad, but I was sort of pissed. He went to go drop a deuce, so I put some foam soap on my hand, kicked open his stall and threw it on him. Funniest **** ever.

[WazzuRC]

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Hilarious.

[areobee401]

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Nothing to see here folks move along

[bgeno]

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I love the "spoiler" by the OP... lol

[countryboy]

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What the hell is so funny about this?

[stewaat]

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Hahahaha that's the funniest thing ever man!



















































































I lied

[ndeezlo]

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The Mike Brey of joke telling right there.