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  • the_future420
    MVP
    • Jul 2002
    • 3086

    #16
    Re: I work with this girl that looks 99% Identical too...

    Originally posted by The C
    Hey can I ask you a question?

    Sure

    Have you, or any of your siblings done porn? Because I swear I've seen a girl that looks just like you




    Go for it champ
    This.This. My god this.

    Its the only way.

    I have a saying for situations like this. "If you beat around the bush, you never get in it".
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    • GSW
      Simnation
      • Feb 2003
      • 8041

      #17
      Re: I work with this girl that looks 99% Identical too...

      Originally posted by the_future420
      This.This. My god this.

      Its the only way.

      I have a saying for situations like this. "If you beat around the bush, you never get in it".
      thing is im not tryuing to get in.

      i mean i know its not her... like not very often you see drugged out "actresses" turn thier lives around and become professional business women.

      I just want to know if they are related, and if she taught her any tricks of the trade.

      so i guess i AM trying to get in
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      • daflyboys
        Banned
        • May 2003
        • 18238

        #18
        Re: I work with this girl that looks 99% Identical too...

        Googled. This gets a big "who cares".

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        • CMH
          Making you famous
          • Oct 2002
          • 26203

          #19
          Re: I work with this girl that looks 99% Identical too...

          Just ask.

          Girls already know that guys watch porn. Any girl that acts disgusted by it is just being stupid. Maybe they don't approve, but it shouldn't be a shocker. I mean, if you were walking around like some Bible carrying guy then maybe, yes. But, you're not, so should she be shocked? No.

          I remember bringing up porn to a friend of mine and she let it roll. She even upped the ante by getting deeper into the conversation and this was someone that I had never discussed anything sexual with before. But, she's not a fool. Who the hell am I surprising by revealing I've seen porn.

          So, you say she looks like a porn star. If she gets offended then forget her. Not every girl in porn looks like trash. Smart girls realize that.
          "It may well be that we spectators, who are not divinely gifted as athletes, are the only ones able to truly see, articulate and animate the experience of the gift we are denied. And that those who receive and act out the gift of athletic genius must, perforce, be blind and dumb about it -- and not because blindness and dumbness are the price of the gift, but because they are its essence." - David Foster Wallace

          "You'll not find more penny-wise/pound-foolish behavior than in Major League Baseball." - Rob Neyer

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          • Pappy Knuckles
            LORDTHUNDERBIRD
            • Sep 2004
            • 15966

            #20
            Re: I work with this girl that looks 99% Identical too...

            Too many dudes overthink stuff when talking to females. It's not like you're asking her to fondle your balls.

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            • GSW
              Simnation
              • Feb 2003
              • 8041

              #21
              Re: I work with this girl that looks 99% Identical too...

              im nto overthinking it... it just seems sort of innapropriate.

              especially at work.

              i'll just ask her out to lunch
              #Simnation

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              • daflyboys
                Banned
                • May 2003
                • 18238

                #22
                Re: I work with this girl that looks 99% Identical too...

                Some of the direction on this thread has Creed advising Andy written alllllll over it! lol

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                • luv_mist
                  Older
                  • May 2004
                  • 9596

                  #23
                  Re: I work with this girl that looks 99% Identical too...

                  So how did it turn out GSW? I hope you didn't ask her if she or anyone in her family fondles balls. Thank goodness I have the filter on for google. Not bad. She smokes? Killer but you could make her quit possibly.......

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                  • Phobia
                    Hall Of Fame
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 11623

                    #24
                    Re: I work with this girl that looks 99% Identical too...

                    Damn the way you made it sound like she was amazing looking. I mean that chick jade whoever is so so looking. But for damn sure not "omg what I say" looking. I would do like pappy said and just flat out ask. A mans world and his place is not to get all deep in thought over things of this nature. The simple fact is this.

                    You watch porn that has a chick that looks like her
                    She now knows you have watched porn (who cares)

                    Why is that such a big deal? I don't know about you, but I am a guy and when it comes to guy things I am not ashamed of those things. I like chicks, I like the female body, I like sex, and most men are the same way. Women don't want another women (and all their emotions), they want a MAN. So give her what she needs :wink:

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                    • GSW
                      Simnation
                      • Feb 2003
                      • 8041

                      #25
                      Re: I work with this girl that looks 99% Identical too...

                      So I asked her.

                      I mean i figured she probably has a boyfriend or something, anyway like im not really even trying to get with her.

                      and i figured whatever.

                      So i just asked her if she was related to anyone in the adult industry.

                      she actually laughed, and told me a couple of her guy friends said she looked like her as well. she thinks its cool.

                      ****ing A. Certified Office Slore.

                      Im following pappys advice from now on.

                      Last edited by GSW; 02-09-2009, 04:26 PM.
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