Unlucky teen's acne spells 'ARSE'!

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  • MassNole
    Banned
    • Mar 2006
    • 18848

    #1

    Unlucky teen's acne spells 'ARSE'!

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    SPOTTY teenager Sam Cummings has been nicknamed Craphead Slaphead because his acne spells out the word A-R-S-E.
    The unfortunate 16-year-old, from Berkshire, says he has suffered from the spotty skin condition for years and has always had to put up with remarks about his blemishes from
    cruel classmates.
    But things took a turn for the worse for the Titherton Secondary schoolboy when he woke up one morning this week and found his out of control zits had merged - and formed the word arse.
    He said: “I’ve always had bad skin and didn’t think things could get any worse, but obviously I was wrong.
    “I was horrified when I walked into the bathroom the other day and looked in the mirror.
    “I literally did a double-take when I noticed my spots formed a-r-s-e and I tried everything to get them off.”
    But sadly for Sam, his attempts to squeeze his spots into submission and cover them in his mum’s concealer were in vain.

    He added: “The kids at school have been ripping the piss out of me. It’s been hell and I can’t do anything about it.
    “The keep calling me ‘Craphead Slaphead’ and shouting things when they see me in the corridor.
    “The other day some of the bigger lads dragged me into the toilet and tried to flush my head down the ****ter because they said that’s where an arse belongs.
    “It’s really crap - and the fact that I’ll just have to wait for them to heal is a real bum deal.”
  • Cebby
    Banned
    • Apr 2005
    • 22327

    #2
    Re: Unlucky teen's acne spells 'ARSE'!

    Crazy British/European tabloids

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    • WazzuRC
      Go Cougs!
      • Dec 2002
      • 5617

      #3
      Re: Unlucky teen's acne spells 'ARSE'!

      LOL fakest thing I've seen.

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      • Brandon13
        All Star
        • Oct 2005
        • 8915

        #4
        Re: Unlucky teen's acne spells 'ARSE'!

        If it's real then it's from the kid having an allergic reaction to someone writing that on his head with a marker.

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        • sb24
          MVP
          • Dec 2008
          • 3165

          #5
          Re: Unlucky teen's acne spells 'ARSE'!

          Originally posted by Brandon13
          If it's real then it's from the kid having an allergic reaction to someone writing that on his head with a marker.
          that would make more sense. either way

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          • daflyboys
            Banned
            • May 2003
            • 18238

            #6
            Re: Unlucky teen's acne spells 'ARSE'!

            He added: “The kids at school have been ripping the piss out of me. It’s been hell and I can’t do anything about it.

            So let me get this straight: he's berated for hellish levels of acne already; he discovers that his acne also is defiling him by now unifying and spelling, correctly I might add, a denigrating word on his forehead; he pulled his hair back which would cover the aforementioned acne (with above average Scrabble skills); had his picture taken with a digital camera (which is basically like saying, "sign me up to have yet more stupidity whisked around the globe a la the internet").......

            ....and he can't do anything about this.


            Fake.

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            • boomhauertjs
              All Star
              • Feb 2004
              • 5373

              #7
              Re: Unlucky teen's acne spells 'ARSE'!

              Get that kid some Proactive!

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              • CMH
                Making you famous
                • Oct 2002
                • 26203

                #8
                Re: Unlucky teen's acne spells 'ARSE'!

                At least his cheek acne didn't form to the shape of a penis.
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                • bucksfan07
                  Pro
                  • Nov 2006
                  • 827

                  #9
                  Re: Unlucky teen's acne spells 'ARSE'!

                  Originally posted by YankeePride
                  At least his cheek acne didn't form to the shape of a penis.

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                  • Cane_Mutiny
                    Pro
                    • Jan 2009
                    • 644

                    #10
                    Re: Unlucky teen's acne spells 'ARSE'!

                    If you're gonna do a stupid fake photo, at least make it funny... that's just nasty...
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                    • countryboy
                      Growing pains
                      • Sep 2003
                      • 52802

                      #11
                      Re: Unlucky teen's acne spells 'ARSE'!

                      Originally posted by YankeePride
                      At least his cheek acne didn't form to the shape of a penis.
                      I can't shave with my eyes closed, meaning each day I have to look at myself in the mirror and respect who I see.

                      I miss the old days of Operation Sports :(


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                      • trobinson97
                        Lie,cheat,steal,kill: Win
                        • Oct 2004
                        • 16366

                        #12
                        Re: Unlucky teen's acne spells 'ARSE'!

                        Ugh, I can't stand looking at acne that bad.
                        PS: You guys are great.

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                        • Blzer
                          Resident film pundit
                          • Mar 2004
                          • 42528

                          #13
                          Re: Unlucky teen's acne spells 'ARSE'!

                          Even worse... his last name is Cummings.
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