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  • youvalss
    ******
    • Feb 2007
    • 16602

    #1

    When your neighbours are having fun...

    It's been going this way for several nights now. I hear this lady with the "Oh, oh, ahhh, oh...." - you got the point. She's doing it at this very moment...! And it doesn't stop for about 20 minutes usually....dammn! She's moaning all over...and over and over again... The funny thing is that I can't hear a man's voice, so he's: a) A quiet guy. b) He's not having fun. c) She's all alone there...
    The crazy thing is that anyone who's walking the street can hear it loud and clear...

    It stopped for a minute now...and now she's starting all over again...
    My Specs:

    ZX Spectrum
    CPU: Z80 @ 3.5 MHz
    GPU: Monochrome display
    RAM: 48 KB
    OS: Sinclair BASIC
  • JohnnytheSkin
    All Star
    • Jul 2003
    • 5914

    #2
    Re: When your neighbours are having fun...

    Go over, knock on the door, and ask if she needs some help!

    I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be. - Douglas Adams

    Oh, sorry...I got distracted by the internet. - Scott Pilgrim

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    • youvalss
      ******
      • Feb 2007
      • 16602

      #3
      Re: When your neighbours are having fun...

      Ha ha...I'm maried...oh, and my builiding has 3 storeys and it's a wide building with 2 entrances... But man, it's a narrow street with 3 to 6 storey buildings and the entire street can hear it...
      My Specs:

      ZX Spectrum
      CPU: Z80 @ 3.5 MHz
      GPU: Monochrome display
      RAM: 48 KB
      OS: Sinclair BASIC

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      • JohnnytheSkin
        All Star
        • Jul 2003
        • 5914

        #4
        Re: When your neighbours are having fun...

        Originally posted by youvalss
        Ha ha...I'm married...
        So am I...

        I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be. - Douglas Adams

        Oh, sorry...I got distracted by the internet. - Scott Pilgrim

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        • cubsfan203
          All Star
          • Jun 2004
          • 6689

          #5
          Re: When your neighbours are having fun...

          Originally posted by youvalss
          Ha ha...I'm maried...oh, and my builiding has 3 storeys and it's a wide building with 2 entrances... But man, it's a narrow street with 3 to 6 storey buildings and the entire street can hear it...
          Hook one of your friends up then!

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          • youvalss
            ******
            • Feb 2007
            • 16602

            #6
            Re: When your neighbours are having fun...

            Too late now...haha it stopped...until the next time...
            My Specs:

            ZX Spectrum
            CPU: Z80 @ 3.5 MHz
            GPU: Monochrome display
            RAM: 48 KB
            OS: Sinclair BASIC

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            • daflyboys
              Banned
              • May 2003
              • 18238

              #7
              Re: When your neighbours are having fun...

              Reminds me of a joke I told in the joke thread months ago.

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              • youvalss
                ******
                • Feb 2007
                • 16602

                #8
                Re: When your neighbours are having fun...

                Now she started all over again! What a night!
                My Specs:

                ZX Spectrum
                CPU: Z80 @ 3.5 MHz
                GPU: Monochrome display
                RAM: 48 KB
                OS: Sinclair BASIC

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                • bowdown2shadi
                  MVP
                  • Sep 2008
                  • 2385

                  #9
                  Re: When your neighbours are having fun...

                  Originally posted by youvalss
                  Now she started all over again! What a night!
                  LMAO!

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                  • youvalss
                    ******
                    • Feb 2007
                    • 16602

                    #10
                    Re: When your neighbours are having fun...

                    Man, I should call 106 (city call center) and report that...LMAO!
                    My Specs:

                    ZX Spectrum
                    CPU: Z80 @ 3.5 MHz
                    GPU: Monochrome display
                    RAM: 48 KB
                    OS: Sinclair BASIC

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                    • Stumbleweed
                      Livin' the dream
                      • Oct 2006
                      • 6279

                      #11
                      Re: When your neighbours are having fun...

                      Haha, she got one of those crazy vibrators that they sit on like a horse saddle.
                      Send your Midnight Release weirdo pics/videos to my new website: http://www.peopleofmidnightreleases.com!

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                      • youvalss
                        ******
                        • Feb 2007
                        • 16602

                        #12
                        Re: When your neighbours are having fun...

                        LOL...She just can't stop! She keeps going and going...WTF?!
                        My Specs:

                        ZX Spectrum
                        CPU: Z80 @ 3.5 MHz
                        GPU: Monochrome display
                        RAM: 48 KB
                        OS: Sinclair BASIC

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                        • Cebby
                          Banned
                          • Apr 2005
                          • 22327

                          #13
                          Re: When your neighbours are having fun...

                          Slip a piece of paper under the door that says "Please stop masturbating so loudly'

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                          • youvalss
                            ******
                            • Feb 2007
                            • 16602

                            #14
                            Re: When your neighbours are having fun...

                            Originally posted by Cebby
                            Slip a piece of paper under the door that says "Please stop masturbating so loudly'
                            LOL, dude, there are like 30 potential doors here. And it's 00:35am, but for now it's over. 2 or 3 nights ago she was doing this at 1 or 2 am. At least me and my Mrs. didn't XXX tonight. Would be weird to hear that woman going loud at the same time...
                            My Specs:

                            ZX Spectrum
                            CPU: Z80 @ 3.5 MHz
                            GPU: Monochrome display
                            RAM: 48 KB
                            OS: Sinclair BASIC

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                            • Brandwin
                              Hall Of Fame
                              • Jul 2002
                              • 30621

                              #15
                              Re: When your neighbours are having fun...

                              So you don't know what door it is? if you did, I would leave a note on the door.

                              Could be someone young playing a trick on people, just blasting porn audio or something.

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