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  • MattUMD224
    • Oct 2025

    #1

    textsfromlastnight.com

    another one of those websites

    my favorite

    (216): Where the **** is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
    (440): Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
    (216): Holy **** r u serious? How?
    (440): Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
  • Cane_Mutiny
    Pro
    • Jan 2009
    • 644

    #2
    Re: textsfromlastnight.com

    Heh, some of these are pretty funny.

    (612): What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
    IT'S GREAT TO BE
    A MIAMI HURRICANE
    "At exactly which point do we start to realize
    That a life without knowledge is death in disguise?"

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    • Gibbz
      All Star
      • Aug 2005
      • 8240

      #3
      Re: textsfromlastnight.com

      (917): I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
      (740): enter at your own risk
      (810): Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
      (616): What?!?
      (810): What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
      Awesome site.

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      • cooldude
        Please don't go.
        • Jul 2002
        • 4091

        #4
        Re: textsfromlastnight.com

        This site is AWESOME!

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        • windseer90
          Cy Young?
          • Jul 2006
          • 1917

          #5
          Re: textsfromlastnight.com

          Great find!
          Villanova Class of 2012

          (603): not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her

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          • Cyros
            ULTRAAAA!!!!
            • Jun 2003
            • 12628

            #6
            Re: textsfromlastnight.com

            (415): Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
            (347): Moan for me like Helen Keller
            (407): i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
            (513): do you believe in love at first sight?
            (1-513): awwwwww =)
            (513): yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
            (925): i just saw a foot job.
            (925): porn is incredible...
            (732): she woke up with a sticky ear
            (251): Call me "white mamba"
            (334): Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
            (251): It is white.
            (760): O no, u 2 are dating again?
            (503): No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
            Golden
            Watch Me Twitch

            My Video Game Streams

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            • chilli311
              Fear the Friar
              • Feb 2008
              • 2475

              #7
              Re: textsfromlastnight.com

              <table width="100%" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr><tr> <td style="background-image: url(/vBulletin/images/quotes/00.gif); width: 100%; height: 1px;" width="100%"> (407): i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
              </td></tr></tr></tbody></table>
              My personal favorite.
              Through music, you can live forever...
              TEAMS: San Diego Chargers, San Diego Padres, Notre Dame Fighting Irish

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              • ProfessaPackMan
                Bamma
                • Mar 2008
                • 63852

                #8
                Re: textsfromlastnight.com

                Moan for me like Helen Keller
                (513): do you believe in love at first sight?
                (1-513): awwwwww =)
                (513): yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
                #RespectTheCulture

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                • JohnDoe8865
                  Hall of Fame
                  • Jul 2002
                  • 9607

                  #9
                  Re: textsfromlastnight.com

                  great site!!
                  Favorite Sports Teams

                  NFL - Carolina Panthers
                  NBA - Charlotte Hornets
                  MLB - Cincinnati Reds
                  College Basketball - Wake Forest
                  NCAA Football - Appalachian State

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                  • chilli311
                    Fear the Friar
                    • Feb 2008
                    • 2475

                    #10
                    Re: textsfromlastnight.com

                    (808) I can't open my eyes
                    (925) Lol why not?
                    (808) Because I have fat ankles and I'm drunk
                    (205): Don't make out with my wife yet
                    (480): Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
                    (325): Because you touch yourself at night.
                    (678): did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
                    (404): did it work?
                    (678): nope
                    Through music, you can live forever...
                    TEAMS: San Diego Chargers, San Diego Padres, Notre Dame Fighting Irish

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                    • Bird006
                      MVP
                      • Mar 2003
                      • 961

                      #11
                      Re: textsfromlastnight.com

                      (843): Nice meating you last night
                      (843): Not a typo
                      bahaha

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                      • Dice
                        Sitting by the door
                        • Jul 2002
                        • 6627

                        #12
                        Re: textsfromlastnight.com

                        Here are some funny ones from the Chicagoland area.

                        (773): i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
                        (312): Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
                        (773): You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
                        (617): I'm half single.
                        (773): Please tell me it's the bottom half.
                        (773): When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
                        (312): Prob not but she was surprised
                        I have more respect for a man who let's me know where he stands, even if he's wrong. Than the one who comes up like an angel and is nothing but a devil. - Malcolm X

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